Saturday, February 21, 2015

Classic story "The Heist" now with illustrations!

There has been a story on the internet for years that I think almost every fan of the "Stripped and Embarrassed Men" fetish has read and loved.
It's called "The Heist" and it's about...well...a heist. A bank heist to be exact.
And what happens when you have an attractive trio of a security guard and two managers at the mercy of a bank robber with quite the perverted streak?
One of my favorite stories ever that's what.
I unfortunately do not know the name of the author though, so if any of you can tell me than I am all ears and would gladly appreciate the info.
Now I could just post the story itself and that would be enough....however I commissioned RedBones once again!
And he went and drew three pictures for the story!
So read through the story and you'll come across some surprises!
Enjoy!

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The Heist!

Erik worked as a bank security guard to help with his college
expenses. He attended a rural college in a small Virginia town so
there was never much concern about crime. Most of Erik's time
was
spent flirting with the tellers and studying when the bank was closed
in the afternoon. In the two years he'd worked there nothing
exciting had occurred with the exception of an occasional irate
customer. The bank's manager and assistant manager, Doug and
Jared,
were only a few years out of college themselves. Erik had worked
with Jared for over a year but Doug, the new manager, had just moved
to this branch about two weeks prior.

Erik had college classes with a couple of the weekend tellers so he
always looked forward to the Saturday shift. The tellers were all
female so he was working overtime flirting and kidding around between
customers. The women loved flirting with him. He was lean and
lanky, six feet tall and full of boy-next-door charm. Typically only
one manager was in the bank on Saturdays. However, Doug was putting
in a lot of hours to become more familiar with the customers and
staff. Doug and Jared had both been able to stay in great shape
since school â€" Doug and his wife worked out at the gym every
other
day and Jared was an avid runner.

As was typical for a Saturday, the morning had been quiet â€" very
few
customers. However, business steadily picked up until a line of ten
customers had formed at closing time. When Erik reached the lobby
doors to lock up, three men slipped in just ahead of him. He greeted
them with a broad smile and said "Just under the wire!" They
didn't
respond, heading to the back of the customer line. Erik locked the
doors and turned back to the teller line. He would remain there to
unlock the door as customers finished their transactions.

Suddenly the three men that had just entered the bank pulled shotguns
out of their coats and yelled, "This is a hold up! Everybody get
down on the ground and you won't get hurt!" Erik's heart
leapt to
his throat. He always wondered how he would handle a hold up and now
that it was happening he felt very unsure of the best course of
action. However, since there were three of them, he decided to
cooperate and try as best he could to protect the customers and
staff. He started to get down on the ground with the rest of the
customers and employees.

"What the fuck do you think you're doin'?" the first
robber yelled,
directly a frightening amount of rage in Erik's direction. At
this
point Erik was on his knees and he stopped dead, not sure whether he
should respond. "Stay on your knees and get your hands on your
head." As the rest of the people in the branch continued to lay
face
down on the ground, Erik did as he was told, freezing there on his
knees and putting his hands on his head. The first robber
continued "If anybody tries anything funny, we're going to
make sure
this cop here has a real bad day. Got it?!" Erik felt his mouth
beginning to go dry.

The second robber walked over to Erik and removed his gun from his
belt. He then shoved him down on the ground, reiterating the first
robber's threat "You're gonna' remember this day for
the rest of your
life, cop. That can either be sixty years or a few more minutes.
Your call."

The third robber proceeded to the teller window and started
collecting cash from the first teller. She quickly gave him what
cash she had in her teller drawer and calmly slipped him the die-
pack â€" a wrapped stack of twenty dollar bills that was set to
burst
red die all over the stolen money once it was removed from the bank.
The robber effortlessly identified the stack of twenties as a die-
pack and yelled to the first robber "Looks like we got ourselves
some
troublemakers here." He waved the die pack in the air a couple
times
and tossed it across the lobby to the first robber.

"People, let's make no mistake. We're a lot smarter than
you think
we are. Just in case any of you are thinking about tripping an
alarm, we're gonna' make an example of the cop, here. If you
don't
want the same thing to happen to you, keep quiet and don't try
anything heroic."

Erik's heart stopped. He began frantically thinking of all the
unimaginable fates that he might be facing." He glanced over at
the
manager's area where Doug and Jared watched helplessly, laying
beside
their desks.

"Okay cop, stand up."

Erik felt his body going numb as he climbed back to a standing
position by the front double glass doors of the lobby.

"So it looks like one of the tellers tried to outwit us and
I'm
gonna' have to make an example of you. But I'm gonna'
give you a
choice. You can either take a bullet between the eyes…or you can
start getting undressed."

Erik stammered, "Get undressed? Like… whadaya mean? How
undressed?"

The first robber stared at him for a moment then glanced around the
bank. The hostages' attention had now refocused on Erik.
"Let's
just play it by ear. Now get that shirt off or you're gonna'
die
right now."

Erik took his hands off the top of his head and began unbuttoning his
black uniform shirt. His mind was racing. He didn't want to
take
his clothes off in front of his co-workers and all of these
customers, but he had no choice. He hoped that if he took long
enough the robbery would be over before things got too embarrassing.

He pulled his shirttail out of his pants and slowly let the shirt
fall from his shoulders.

The second robber had moved on to the second teller. Without looking
up he yelled, "This is taking too fucking long, folks! I think
that
cops gonna have to get a little more comfortable over there!"

The first robber grinned menacingly and yelled over to Erik, "You
heard the man. I'll take that shirt." Erik tossed his black
uniform
shirt to the robber. "Keep taking off your clothes â€" nobody
told you
to stop!"

Erik took a deep breath and pulled his undershirt off over his head.
The robbery wasn't moving fast enough â€" at this rate he might
lose
his pants, too. He tossed the undershirt across the room and
swallowed hard, hoping that attention would move to some activity
other than him. The first robber scooped up Erik's undershirt
off
the floor and pointed his shotgun down at Erik's shoes.
"What size
shoe you wear?"

Erik searched his memory for a second â€" how could a piece of
information this basic be so difficult for him to remember? "Um,
ten…
ten and a half."

"You don't fucking know your shoe size? I'm a ten, son.
Toss `em
over here and I'll tell you what your fucking shoe size is."

"Both of them or just one?"

"Might as well be both â€" the way things are going here it
looks like
I'm gonna' end up with a lot more than your shoes!" The
three
robbers laughed and glanced over at Erik as he fumbled on one leg
trying to untie his left shoe. He began to hop around and fell into
the wall behind him. Regaining his balance, he stopped trying to
untie the knot in his shoelace and just pulled it off, throwing it
towards the robber. As he pulled the second shoe off, he realized
that ever eye in the room was fixed on him. Even the hostages on the
ground had moved their heads in his direction so they could watch
this humiliating event unfold. As he tossed the second shoe to the
robber, he stood back up rubbing his hands up and down his thigh.

His mouth was dry but he tried to swallow and then mustered the
courage to speak, "Okay, look, we're cooperating. I'm
not going to
cause you any problems so just get your business finished up and get
on out of here."

"What's the problem? Don't wanna' lose your pants?
Well guess what,
motherfucker, you just lost `em. I sure hope for your sake
you're
wearing underwear!"

As uncomfortable as Erik was at the prospect of taking off his pants,
the comment about underwear convinced him they weren't going to
make
him take off everything. He relaxed a little and started to unbuckle
his belt. He left the belt on the pants and began unbuttoning and
unzipping his fly. Once again he glanced up and realized that not
only had all eyes turned to watch him take off his pants, now the
robbery seemed to have ground to a halt. All three robbers were
paused with their eyes glued to the events unfolding before them.
The thought that he had become the main attraction gave Erik a very
uncomfortable feeling. He stood straight up with his thumbs fumbling
under the waist of his pants. After a moment or two of Erik's
stalling, the first robber cocked his eyebrow and moved his shotgun
back up to Erik's line of sight. Erik dropped his eyes to the
floor
and let go of the waistband of his pants. The weight of the belt
caused them to drop straight to the floor. Instead of bending down
to pull them off, he just used one foot to stand on them as the other
foot lifted out of them. Then he reversed his footing to remove the
other foot leaving his pants in a tangled mess on the floor.

His head was racing and he was beginning to feel faint. He'd
worked
with these people for two years and he knew most of the customers by
name, and now here he was standing in front of them in nothing but
his black socks, white jockey shorts, watch and a gold necklace.

"Kick those pants over here and get your hands on your head."
Erik
silently complied.

While all of the hostages continued to leer at him, the robbers
returned to robbing the bank. Several minutes passed but it seemed
like hours to Erik, trying to imagine how ridiculous he looked in
nothing but underwear and black socks. At least the attention had
moved back to the robbery and he wasn't going to have to take
anything else off. The first robber was now watching the teller line
with Erik's clothes in a pile at his feet. With his back still
turned towards Erik, the first robber glanced over towards the
managers' area where Doug and Jared tried their best to be
invisible. "One of you two over there on the floor is going to
help
me open the main vault. And here's how we're gonna'
determine which
one it's gonna' be."

Doug and Jared stared at the first bank robber, awaiting his next
sentence with dread.

"We got a cop over here that's just about nekkid. And one of
you's
gonna' help me open the vault. The other one's gonna' be
lookin' a
lot more like our cop buddy in a few minutes." At this point,
the
robber turned back to Erik and let out a howl of laughter. "Nice
socks, son! Here's your part of the contest. Take off those
goddamned socks and â€" you wearin' a watch? â€" you can keep
your
underwear on but everything else comes off." Erik dutifully
complied, removing his socks first and throwing them over to the bank
robber. Next he took off his gold necklace, a gift from his ex-
girlfriend, and his watch, throwing them across the room as well. He
wasn't enjoying this predicament but at least it was pretty clear
that at this point he was going to get to keep his white jockey
shorts, the only thing he still had on.

The robber turned back to Doug and Jared on the floor across the
bank. Both of them were so panicked that they were hardly
breathing. "So, which one of you is gonna' help me open the
vault
and which one of you wants to start getting undressed?"

Doug looked at Jared and whispered in a defeated tone, "It's
your
call Jared." Jared quickly stood up, saying "I'll help
you with the
vault." Doug just stared forward, dreading what he was soon
going to
be forced to do.

The robber shouted back to Jared, "Stay where you are! This is a
contest!" Jared froze. "It looks like both of you
wanna' keep your
clothes on so this is what we're gonna' do. You see that
nearly
nekkid cop over there?" Erik's heart began to race, he
didn't like
where this was headed. "The goal of our little contest here is
to
get him buck nekkid so the first one of you to hand me his underwear
gets to help me open the vault. The other one gets to join our cop
au natural."

Doug and Jared remained frozen, not sure what to do next. Erik stood
with his hands on his head. His expression was that of sheer
terror. Neither Doug nor Jared wanted to humiliate Erik by stripping
him naked in front of all of these people but then again, neither one
of them wanted to end up in the same condition either. All eyes in
the bank were locked on Doug and Jared. The third robber broke the
silence, "What the fuck are you two waiting for, a fucking
invitation?" At that, all reason disappeared and Doug shot up
from
the floor and began running towards Erik. Jared realized that he was
going to have to fight to avoid total public humiliation so he jumped
over Doug's desk and grabbed him from behind, swinging him to the
ground. Doug was back up lunging for Erik. Erik stood frozen as the
two managers lumbered towards him. Instinctively he grabbed both
sides of the waist of his jockey shorts and backed up against the
wall of the bank. Jared reached him first grabbing the right leg of
his underwear and pulling down. Erik countered by pulling up on the
waistband. Doug reached him a second later and began prying
Erik's
hand loose from the waistband of his rapidly stretching underwear.

"Get the fuck away from me! Come on you guys! Please don't
do
this!!!" Erik screamed. The bank robbers started laughing as
Doug
and Jared began pushing each other all the while pulling down on
Erik's jockeys. Doug pried Erik's left hand away from his
waistband
and yanked the left side of his shorts down past his knee. Erik
moved his right hand over his crotch in a vain attempt to cover his
dick. Both managers pulled down the legs of his underwear as his
thick, black pubic hair came clearly into view on both sides of his
fist. Erik became aware of the air-conditioned cold on his bare
butt, fighting against the inevitability that in a few short moments
he would be stripped completely naked. Jared struggled with
Erik's
right hand as the elastic band of his underwear began to rip.
Suddenly in one frantic rip, Jared pulled Erik's torn underwear
off
his naked body, leaving him standing pressed against the glass wall
of the bank wearing nothing but a stretched elastic waistband, held
up by his cock. Suddenly he realized that he was now completely
naked and all eyes in the bank were glued to his crotch. He quickly
dropped his hands to cover himself.

Jared ran back across the lobby to the first bank robber with the
tattered remains of Erik's underwear. Doug stood next to Erik,
shell
shocked, realizing that he was about to be subjected to a forced
striptease in front of seven coworkers and ten customers - eight of
whom were women.




The first bank robber took the underwear out of Jared's hand and
raised his shotgun in Doug's direction. "Looks like
we're gonna' be
seeing a lot more of you in the next few minutes, huh? So don't
just
stand there, start stripping and don't stop `til you got
nothing else
to take off. GO!"

Doug, startled by the force of the robber's voice, slowly reached
up
and loosened his tie. "This can't be happening," he
thought to
himself. Then suddenly the robber told him to stop.

"Wait a minute, we're supposed to have a naked cop over there
but it
looks to me like he's still got part of his underwear on. Take
that
elastic off him and bring it over here." Doug thankfully stopped
taking off his tie and pulled the elastic off Erik's waist. As
he
walked it over to the bank robber, the robber looked back at Erik and
calmly said "Who told you to take your hands off the top of your
head?"

Erik became light-headed. Slowly he took his hands off his dick and
placed them on top of his head. Only minutes ago he'd been fully
dressed in his black security guard uniform. Now his six-foot frame
was completely exposed. His huge pecs had just a little hair on
them. His cock wasn't overly thick but it hung about 4 inches
below
his bushy black hair. His legs were considerably hairier than his
chest. With every eye on him, he stood there buck naked with no
means of hiding or covering himself up. What's worse, he
suddenly
realized that he was standing in front of a plate glass window facing
a busy street. The second robber realized that at the same time and
told Erik to lower the blinds behind him. As much fun as it was to
humiliate this buff security guard, he didn't want to draw
attention
to the bank in the middle of a holdup. Erik turned his back to the
lobby full of eager eyes and began to lower the blinds. His butt was
lightly covered in black fur, just like his legs. His tan stopped
abruptly above his butt and started again just as abruptly below his
crotch. Where he wasn't tanned his skin was pale. It was
obviously
a rare occasion to see Erik this naked.

After handing the elastic band to the robber, Doug stood still,
hoping the robbers would get back to robbing the vault and leave him
alone. No such luck.

The first robber raised his shotgun to Doug and calmly said
"Jewelry
first, then shoes and socks, and you can take it from there."

"We're wasting time here," chimed in the second robber,
"Let's see
how fast you can go from casual wear to wearing nothing but a
smile." The second robber raised his shotgun to Doug and began
to
step forward. "You have fifteen seconds."

Doug was looking down the barrels of two shotguns. He had no
choice. Working frantically, he pulled off his watch and wedding
ring dropping them to the ground while kicking off his wingtips. He
yanked off his socks letting them fly across the room. "Seven
seconds!" the first robber sneered. Doug pulled his tie off over
his
head, unbuttoned two of the top buttons of his shirt and yanked both
his dress shirt and undershirt off over his head in one swift
movement flinging them across the room hitting one of the customers
in the face. She quickly pulled the shirt and undershirt away from
her face and continued staring at Doug's frantic movements. He
pulled open his belt and tore open the fly on his dress slacks,
yanking them to the ground along with his blue silk boxers. He
frantically sat down on the cold tile floor and rolled onto his back
pulling the pants and boxers away from his legs, in the process
giving everyone a close-up view of his spread butt cheeks and anus.
Once the pants and boxers were off he hurled them across the lobby
towards his desk. He was now as naked as Erik, and abruptly shocked
to be in this situation. At that point he sat up with his legs tight
together trying to hide himself. The first bank robber glanced
up "Just under the wire." Then to Erik, "Come over here
and show him
how a good nekkid bank manager's supposed to behave during a
robbery."

Erik looked confused. "What do you mean?"

"I mean you're standing there with your dick blowin' in
the breeze
and your hands on top of your head. Misery loves company, don't
it?
Convince your buddy here to stand up proud like you and put his
fuckin' hands on his head. He's buck nekkid so he's got
nothing to
hide."

Keeping his hands on his head, Erik walked over to Doug and put one
hand under each armpit, lifting him off the ground. Then, with some
force, Erik pulled Doug's hands away from his crotch and put them
on
top of his head. Everyone was momentarily stunned. Doug stood over
six feet and had wispy blond hair. His chest was chiseled and
covered with a thick coat of blond hair leading down his washboard
stomach to a huge bush of dark blond pubic hair. His cock, no longer
hidden by his hands, swung back and forth. It was thick and long
â€"
Jared guessed it was about ten inches. Despite the fact that he had
nothing to be ashamed of, Doug was weaving from the humiliation.
Neither he nor Erik had ever been naked in public before and standing
here like this in front of all these fully clothed people was too
much for them to bear.

The first robber grabbed Jared's arm and started leading him to
the
vault. "Cuff `em," he barked at the other two robbers.
The second
robber pulled two sets of handcuffs from his jacket pocket and told
Erik and Doug to jump up on the tellers' counter. Keeping their
hands on their heads, they walked over to the teller windows, climbed
up on the counter, and struggled with bare feet to balance on the
narrow shelf in front of the protective glass of the teller stations,
their naked backs pressed firmly against the glass. The robbers then
herded the hostages into the teller stations behind the protective
glass. The second robber hopped up on the teller counter with the
two naked men and ordered them to stand as close to each other as
they could while turning them to face the glass. Doing so forced
Erik and Doug to face all of the hostages huddling in the confined
space in front of them. The robber then poured silicone lubricant at
waist level on the glass in front of them and on Erik's left side
and
left leg where it came into solid contact with Doug's right side
and
right leg. He then handcuffed their wrists over a pipe at the
ceiling. They were both forced to lean against the glass to keep
their balance on the narrow shelf, rubbing up against each other. As
they jerked back and forth against the glass trying to keep their
balance, their dicks rubbed against the silicone lube and their naked
bodies rubbed against each other. As diligently as they tried not to
move, they had to keep shifting back and forth, rubbing against each
other and rubbing their dicks against the silicone on the glass. It
didn't take long for both of them to realize they were beginning
to
get hard.

Inside the teller's area, the hostages were mesmerized. Here
before
them were two extremely attractive men, both of them handcuffed with
the hands above their heads balancing on their bare feet, both of
them stripped completely naked against their will, forced to rub
against each other and grind their dicks against the thick glass of
the teller window. It was impossible to avoid noticing that now both
of their dicks were inching up the glass in jerking movements,
swelling in length and girth. For the most part, they avoided eye
contact with the hostages, choosing to stare at each other for
support. "Oh my god, I can't believe this is happening.
Holy shit!"
Erik said watching beads of sweat form on Doug's forehead.

"I can't help it, I'm getting hard as a rock," Doug
replied in a
whisper, trying to hide his face from the hostages so they
wouldn't
be able to make out what he was saying.

"I can't stop it." Eric said no longer trying to mask the
panic in
his voice. "I can't stand still. Try leaning against me for
balance." Doug leaned his weight into Erik's left side.
Unfortunately, it only hastened their impending erections.




Meanwhile, in the vault Jared had unlocked the main vault door. Now
he was alone in the vault with the first robber, opening the master
vault.

"I suppose you're pretty pleased not to have had to get
nekkid with
your cop buddy, huh?" the robber asked, his tone oddly friendly.

"Yeah, I'm pretty shy," Jared replied, trying to sound
calm. I don't
think I could have handled it. I've never been naked in public
before."

"Never? You've never been to a nude beach or gone streaking
or
nothing like that?"

"No. And I don't want to start," he said as the master
vault door
swung open.

"The robber handed him a bag. "Put the cash in here. Oh
yeah, and
when you're done putting the cash in there, toss your clothes in
there, too. Looks like I'm gonna' have to introduce you to a
little
public nudity."

Jared froze. "But you said if I got Erik's underwear…"

"Yeah, if you got me the cop's underwear, I wouldn't make
you strip.
However, you didn't bring me ALL of the cop's underwear, did
you?
Seems to me that your buddy out there brought me just as much
material as you did and it doesn't seem fair that he's out
there
naked as a jaybird while you get off scot-free.

"But…"

"Hey, shut the fuck up and face the fact that the next time you
walk
out of this vault, you and your naked buddies out there are going to
have more in common than your place of employment. Now start
emptying the cash in the fucking bag. You got some stripping to
do."

Jared began to shake visibly. The robber just laughed
quietly. "Don't be so nervous. Once you walk out of this
vault
stark naked, you'll never be shy about it again."

Jared continued piling cash into the bag. His voice was on the verge
of tears, "But I don't want to be naked here. I…I work
with these
people. What if…you know, what if I get hard?"

The robber put a hand on Jared's shoulder like a comforting big
brother. His friendly tone returned, "Don't worry about
getting
hard."

"Re-really?" Jared's masculine voice had reduced to a
whisper. "You
don't think I'll get hard in front of everybody?"

The robber rubbed Jared's shoulder and breathed deep, exhaled and
calmly whispered, "Oh no, I guarantee you're gonna' get
hard in front
of everybody â€" I just don't think you should worry about it.
Cumming
in front of everybody is going to be much more embarrassing than just
getting hard."

Jared stopped moving, staring forward in disbelief. "Please
don't
make me do this. Please, I'll do anything just please let me
keep my
clothes on."

"Keep moving. We gotta' get this bag full and you gotta'
catch up
with those friends of your out there." Jared choked back tears,
trying not to let his mounting terror show.

In the lobby, Doug and Erik were now sporting full-blown hard-ons,
still grinding themselves against the glass teller wall. Doug was
still trying to hide his face from the hostages. "I'm never
going to
be able to face these people again. Are you hard, too?"

"I'm hard as a rock. I wonder if we can turn around and face
the
other direction."

"I don't have a lot of give on the handcuffs but I'm
willing to
try." Slowly, methodically, they began to turn away from the
glass.
The only way they could maneuver the turn was by turning towards each
other. Erik moved his left foot off the counter and Doug moved his
right foot, both of them dangling one leg free four feet off the
floor. As they turned to face each other, their chests, cocks, and
the front of their legs began rubbing together, spreading the
silicone lube all over each other. Doug thought he was going to cum
and tried to back away from Erik. "This isn't working,"
he said and
slowly admitted defeat by turning back to face the glass, the
hostages and his captors. After another minute of trying without
success, Erik, too, turned back around to the glass to continue
grinding his ever-expanding crotch into the lubricated glass wall.

In the vault, Jared took the last pack of twenties out of the master
vault and placed it in the bag. "Please don't make me do
this…" he
whispered.

The robber's tone was still unnervingly warm. "Son, stand
up."
Jared complied. "Now turn around and face me." Again, Jared
complied. "I know you don't want to do this. I know you
don't want
to strip naked in front of your friends." Jared's head
dropped and a
tear streamed down his face. "But the truth is, you're a
hostage in
a bank robbery, I'm holding a shotgun that could take your head
off,
and I gave you an order to strip down to your skin. Now you can
either get carried out of here in a body bag or you can walk out of
here barefoot, bare-assed and naked to the world. These are the
cards you've been dealt so I would strongly advise you start with
your shirt and keep taking stuff off until there's nothing left.
Come on now, let's get it over with."

Jared wiped a tear off his cheek and took off his tie. "Good
start.
Now put that in the bag on top of the cash."

"Yes sir."

"Now the shirt…" Jared unbuttoned his light blue Oxford
shirt and
rolled it up, putting it on top of his tie in the bag. "Good
son,
you're doing fine. Keep going." Jared pulled his t-shirt
off over
his head and looked pleadingly at the robber, to no avail.
"You're
halfway there. Keep going." Jared leaned against the wall and
took
off his shoes and socks, then loosened his belt, unbuttoned and
unzipped his dress slacks and pushed them down over his muscular
legs. "You're doin' fine. Just one more little piece of
material."
Jared was no longer trying to hide his fear. He wiped more tears off
his cheek and appealed one last time.

"Please mister, you've got your money and I tried to get you
all of
Erik's underwear â€" I swear - but they ripped. Please, let
this be
enough and I'll do anything."

The robber calmly grabbed a knife out of his pocket, reached over and
cut both sides of Jared's boxer briefs. They fell to the floor.
Jared stared down at them in disbelief. "Now, pick up your
underpants and put them in the bag with the rest of your clothes.
Also, take off your watch and your rings. If we're gonna'
parade you
around naked for the first time, we better do it right." Jared
complied and stood before the robber, cold and utterly naked, numb
from the fact that he was about to be forced to walk into a room full
of fully clothed people. "Okay son, turn around so I can see all
of
you." Jared was mortified. He turned and let the robber see all
sides of him. "You got a nice ass. Okay, now pick up the bag
and
walk out of the vault in front of me. And hold the bag behind you so
everybody gets a good full monty view."

Jared picked up the bag of cash and held it behind his back. He took
a deep breath, balancing himself against the vault wall for a moment
until he was sure he wasn't going to pass out, and slowly started
to
walk towards the vault entrance.

The robber suddenly grabbed his arm and turned him around. "Hold
up
there. I'm having second thoughts. You can't go out there
like
this." Jared's heart leapt. He had thought he was making
headway
with this guy and now it looked like he wasn't going to have to
walk
out into the lobby nude after all.

"You mean I can have my clothes back?"

"No, I mean you aren't hard yet." The robber grabbed
Jared's cock
and began massaging it. In about fifteen second, Jared was rock
hard. "Okay son, turn around and march out into that lobby, walk
directly over to the teller window and you be proud of that hard-on
of yours."

Jared was weaving, nearly passing out from anxiety. He turned to
face the lobby and started his march. When he turned to corner from
the vault to the teller window, he stopped cold. In the vault he was
unaware that Erik and Doug had been subjected to such amazing
humiliation. He backed up several steps towards the robber.
"No,
no, pleeease don't do that to me. Pleease!!!"

The robber's comforting demeanor melted away. "Shut up you
stupid
little fuck. When we finish with you you're going to WISH
we'd hog-
tied you like those two."

By this time, all heads in the bank had turned towards Jared, the
newest naked victim. The robber spun him around and wrapped his arm
around Jared's neck. "If you don't want this asshole to
end up with
a hole in his head, you'll stay where you are and not call the
cops
for the next hour." Then he called to the other two robbers,
"Lock
the teller area so nobody can get out. You folks can stay there
until Monday morning and enjoy the strip show if you like. Or if you
want you can call for help on one of the teller phones â€" but not
for
an hour after we leave. Either way boys," he said, directing his
comments to Erik and Doug, "When help arrives, you're
gonna' be buck
nekkid and hard as a rock. That should look good on the security
cameras."

As the other two robbers emerged from the teller's area, locking
the
door behind them, one of the two called over to the robber holding
Jared. "These two ain't cum yet."

"You gotta' be shitting me," Jared's captor called
back. Then to
Jared: "Looks like I got a job for you before we leave."

The robber shoved Jared, erection bobbing wildly, towards the teller
window. "You're gonna' make them cum in the next 30
seconds or
you're not going to live to see Sunday."
The robber held his shotgun up to Jared's head.

"How…How should I…"

"I'd say since your life depends on it, you better learn to
give a
good blow job pretty fuckin' fast." Jared stared in
disbelief. "You're wasting time."

Jared ran over to the manager's area and grabbed a desk chair.
Stark
naked and his erection bouncing against his stomach, he carried the
chair over to where Erik and Doug were bound. Jared hopped up on the
chair, looking past Erik and Doug into the eyes of the other
hostages, their stares moving from his face and his swollen dick. He
spun Doug around and froze, staring at his huge erection, easily
thirteen inches erect. Doug whispered down to him, "Go ahead,
Jared. We don't have much of a choice here."
With that, he took as much of Doug's dick into his mouth as he
could. He'd never done anything like this before, and now here
he
was doing it to his boss, both of them completely naked, as was the
bank security guard beside them, five feet away from ten mesmerized,
fully clothed customers. It took no time for Doug to cum all over
Jared's face. Without missing a beat, Jared reached over to
Erik,
spinning him around and swallowing him all the way to the base of his
cock, gagging but quickly recovering. Erik began moaning, clenching
his hairy ass against the glass partition behind him. In about a
minute he came deep in Jared's mouth. Jared didn't even know
it had
happened until Erik yelled down to him, "Stop! I came already!
You
can stop!"




The robber that had talked Jared into taking off his clothes barked
from behind him, "Okay, now it's your turn. Let these nice
people
see you cum." Jared hesitated, not knowing what to do.
"What are
you waiting for? Put on a show! They know you can suck and they
know you can swallow. Show `em you can cum, too. Start
jackin'.
NOW!!"

Jared reluctantly turned to face the glass partition, his coworkers
and customers, and began to jerk off frantically, fighting to
maintain his balance on the desk chair. Doug and Erik stared down on
him, their erections beginning to recede. Jared began to moan and
stood up on his tiptoes, then arched his back, grabbing Doug's
thigh
for support, shooting all over Doug and Erik's legs, cocks, and
chests.

With that, the robbers walked over to Doug and Erik, turned them back
around to face the hostages. Once again they were helplessly pressed
up against the heavily lubed glass, but now they were covered in cum
â€"
mostly Jared's.

The robbers tossed the desk chair across the lobby, rifled through
Erik's discarded pants, found the key to the front door and
started
to head out. At the last minute, the robber that had forced Jared to
strip walked over, grabbed him by the neck and started marching him
out into the bright Saturday sunshine. Once Jared realized he was
about to be thrown outside without a stitch of clothes on, he began
to panic, yelling "NO!! NOOOOO!!!!" The robber disregarded
his
pleas and shoved him out the front door towards the getaway car.
Jared fought as best he could but there wasn't much he could do
to
fight off the three robbers. Fighting naked left him at an extreme
disadvantage. They threw him in the back seat of the car and peeled
away from the bank.

As they drove off, the first robber turned to Jared cowering in the
backseat, hands over his crotch. "Don't worry buddy, I
promised you
a good first encounter with public nudity and that's what I'm
gonna'
deliver." The robber in the backseat slapped handcuffs on his
ankles
and cuffed his arms behind his back. A half-hour later, 30 miles out
of town and in broad daylight, they threw him out of the car, unhurt,
on the shoulder of Interstate 64. Jared had no choice but to try to
flag down help, buck naked and with his hands cuffed behind his back.


Thursday, December 25, 2014

Merry Christmas! (with a pic and a fic.)


Happy Holidays to all of you who stick with me even though I hardly ever have time to update this blog!
I'd like to give you all a couple of little Christmas gifts.
These come to you from me by way of SoupGoblin and RedBones!

Firstly, if you are unaware of this fact, SoupGoblin has published a story on Amazon called "The Jockstrap Banidt".
It is amazing!
Go get yourself a copy today and support him and his future endeavors at erotica publishing!

If you cant tell, I became an instant fan of the Jockstrap Bandit.
So I took it upon myself to commission on of my favorite artists (RedBones *kiss kiss*) to draw a scene from the story!
That's a lovely bit of rump there!

Now I don't expect you to go and buy a copy of the Jockstrap bandit just because I say so.
No...I expect you to because I have something else for you all that will prove just how awesomely SoupGoblin writes his smut!
That's right! I commissioned a story from him and I want you all to read it!
So here you go!
A lovely bit of Marvel naughtiness set in the continuity of the "Ultimate Spider-Man" cartoon!
I hope you all enjoy.
And once more....Merry Christmas!

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“SPIDER-MAN IS A MENACE!!!”

“Oh put a sock in it J. Jonah,” Peter Parker muttered as he swung through the city in his costumed identity as Spider-Man. The webhead was on his way up from the last class of highschool to the helicarrier for his daily training. Since becoming a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent his new bosses had really ridden him hard, working to shape him into the best hero he could be. He didn’t mind too much, but made sure to still put the time in for his regular superhero duties, too.

”Help! Help! That thief stole my purse!”

Case in point.

Spider-Man swung down to see a mugger rushing off, purse in hand, while an older woman with a child in tow pointed frantically after him. “Don’t worry ma’am, I’ll get it back for you!” he called out to her, and took off after him, shooting webs one after the other to keep himself swinging at street level. In a flash he’d caught up to the running man and stuck his legs together with a burst of web fluid, making him fall flat on his face and release the stolen goods.

“Gah?! Spider-Man?” he gasped out as he turned his head.

“The one and only!” Peter confirmed. He then tied the man up further with another round of webbing, finishing off with a spurt on the mouth to gag him. “Now, I should really haul you off to the cops, but since I’m running late I think I’ll just leave a note on you for them instead . . . “

“Oh! Young man! Thank you so much!” cried the old lady as she hobbled up on her cane, smiling in gratitude. The small boy with her was dancing around. “That was cool!”

“Hey, no problem for your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!” he told them, drinking in the uncommon praise. “Here, let me get this for you . . . “ He put out a hand to stop her from bending over to pick up her fallen purse, and reached down to retrieve it himself.

And that’s when it happened.

RIIIIP!

“Huh?” he said in shock. As he’d bent fully over, the spandex material of his suit had stretched out taut across his rear--and then given way under the strain. He quickly straightened up, feeling a draft at his behind. “Oops!”

“Grandma! Look! It’s Spider-Man’s BUTT!” the little kid laughed.

“Oh my!” Her hand fluttered to her chest. Then she covered her young charge’s eyes. “Don’t look, Jimmy!”

But the kid was giggling madly at the sight. A few passersbys did too, chuckling at the sight of the famous urban hero walking about with his rear literally popping out of his tight costume. Even the mugger was laughing behind his web-gag.

“Um, well here’s your purse ma’am now if you’ll excuse me I better be going!” he said quickly, fumbling over her valuables and then shooting a line into the sky to swing up on. He ascended to much laughter, his buns mooning the gathering crowd. He groaned as he changed course and headed back home for a change of clothes. How come there was never a big group of people around to witness his heroics, but there was always one when something embarrassing happened to him?


* * * * *


“And what a perfect time to be going commando!” he groaned. On top of everything else, it’d been laundry day.

He sat on his bed and examined the tear in the suit, sticking a finger through the hole and wiggling it around. “Now what am I gonna do?” It wasn’t like he could ask Aunt May to repair a tear in his superhero costume. He sighed. He’d just have to fix it himself later. Until then, he’d wear one of his spare costumes up to the training session on the Helicarrier.

“Let’s just hope the rest of my day improves . . . “


* * * * *


“Where have you been?” Nova asked obnoxiously when he finally showed up to the training room.

“Sorry, sorry! I got . . . held up with some stuff,” Peter said self-consciously.

“Well it’s about time, man,” Powerman said, though not in an unfriendly manner. Behind him, Iron Fist also nodded with a half-smile. “Fashionably late is perhaps the most punctual time of all.”

“Um . . . sure.”

“Pff! Whatever!” Nova scoffed, zipping up into the air. “Let’s just get started already. I don’t see why we had to wait for him anyway!”

“Maybe because of a little thing called ’I’m team leader’?” Spider-Man pointed out.

On the monitor before them, the face of Agent Coulson suddenly appeared. Not only their principal at school, he was also their training coordinator on the carrier. “Hello team,” he said perfunctorily. “Spider-Man, you’re fifteen minutes late. Anything wrong?”

“No, I, uh, just had to make an unexpected stop at home.”

“Alright.” Coulson appeared to accept that explanation at face value. “Is everyone ready to start today’s session?”

Before Spider-Man could answer, Nova flew in front of him. “Yeah dude, let’s get this show on the road!”

“Very well. We’ll start with an evasion exercise. Dodge these drones for as long as you can.”

From all around the group holes in the floor suddenly opened up through which various robots rose, aiming weapons at them. They were armed with mild concussive energy blasters--non-lethal, but still hurt like heck if you got hit by one, as all in the group knew by now. Powerman immediately dove to the floor, while Iron Fist performed an elaborate martial arts kata to keep clear of the whizzing bolts. For Spider-Man and Nova, their options were more open. Both went upward in their own fashion--Spider-man on webs, Nova with his plasma-fueled jetstream.

“Hey Spider-turd! Bet I can last longer against these bots than you!” Nova called over to him, zipping every which way as he dodged the spraying lasers with ease.

Peter rolled his eyes at the insult, but nodded at the competition. “You’re on Bucket Head!” he called back as he released his web and landed against a wall, sticking to it and then springboarding off when a droid trained its sights on him. With his danger sense, this test should be a cinch. All he had to do was stay aware of his surroundings and react before any blast . . . hit . . . him . . . ?

RIIIIP!!

He gasped in shock as, for the second time that day, he felt the seat of his suit tear. “What??” The strain of twisting around while airborne had apparently been too much for the material. “Oh you’ve gotta be kidding me!” he yelled as his backside became exposed mid-leap.

Nova was the first to notice. “Dude! Everybody check out Spidey!”

Spider-man finished his flip as gracefully as he could, then quickly turned so only his frontside was showing to his teammates. “Whoopsie! Just a minor wardrobe malfunction,” he told them, certain he must be blushing right through his mask. “I’ll just go to my locker and change out--YAAAHH!”

A round of concussive force blasts hit him from behind--some hitting on his behind--hard enough to knock him off his feet and faceplant right on the floor, bare ass wobbling around in full view of his team. It took about two seconds for them to start laughing uproariously at it.

Peter groaned and wished he could sink into the helicarrier’s floor. Perfect, just perfect.


* * * * *


“At least White Tiger’s away on a mission, so she didn’t see,” he muttered, back home in the safety of his room. Although with teammates like his, they might already be spreading the video all over the internet. Peter sighed. To make matters worse, he didn’t keep a change of clothes on the helicarrier so he’d had to swing back home feeling a draft the whole way. He just hoped no one had happened to look up that afternoon and seen his Spidey-buns peeping out.

Now he stood in his room, naked, looking at the latest ruined costume on his bed. “But I don’t get it. Two busted seams in one day? Seems a little bit too coincidental.”

On a hunch, he went to the secret stash of costumes hidden in the back of his closet and took out another spare suit. He slipped it on and fastened it up. Just as it was at his waist though and he was pulling it up his back--RIIIP!

“What? No way!” he fumed, turning towards the mirror and seeing that a seam in that costume had ripped too--the same as in all the others--splitting right down the center of his butt. In the reflection his smooth, perky buns mooned cheekily back at him, as though they were mocking his futile attempts to keep them covered.

He took the costume off and examined the damage more carefully. There was something off about the tears. Like they were ripped just a little bit too perfectly. Further investigation confirmed what he already suspected--the seams had been weakened somehow before he’d even put them on. “Why, this isn’t just your everyday wardrobe malfunction. This is . . . sabotage!”

He quickly dashed back to his closet. “This one too?!” he gasped as the first one he checked had the same weakness. “And this one?! And even this one!?” Suit after suit went sailing over his head as he went through every costume he had. By the end, the results spoke for themselves. Every single Spider-Man costume he had was rigged so that the butt popped out. They appeared to have all been somehow shrunk as well so they’d be even tighter on him than normal.

“But who would do something like this?!” he asked. After a bit of mulling, his thoughts slowly turned to Nova. That guy had been the loudest to laugh on the helicarrier. He’d also goaded Spider-Man into stretching the suit to it’s fullest, and been the first to point out the rip when the embarrassment had happened.

“So, Nova thought it’d be funny to ruin all my suits, huh? Well, we’ll just see how he likes being humiliated!”


* * * * *


“AS IF HIS USUAL BRAND OF INDECENCY ISN’T ENOUGH, NOW HE’S EVEN EXPOSING HIMSELF TO INNOCENT CHILDREN AND GRANDMOTHERS!” J. Jonah Jameson bellowed from his gigantic screen the next day while footage of Spider-Man’s first wardrobe malfunction, thankfully blurring out the sensitive bits, played behind the blowhard.

“Hey, I did not! And anyway, that was an accident!” he defended himself while giving a groan. “So typical that someone in that crowd had a camera . . . ”

Later, as he walked down the halls of the carrier to the team meeting, Nova flew up to him. “Hey web-head, check out the highest trending vid on youtube today!” he’d said with a smirk, holding out his phone. On it was the same footage Jameson had been using--except uncensored.

Peter pursed his lips at the sight of his bare-naked ass on the screen. “Thanks Nova, I’ve seen it.”

“Heheh, well why not watch it again? I’ve already shared it on my facebook, twitter, and myspace so everyone can enjoy it. Though nothing could beat seeing the real thing in action!” Nova laughed, flying around to behind Peter and giving his butt a slap. “How’s your costume doing today? Not gonna split open again, is it? Because if it is, let me know so I can get my camera ready first!”

Peter’s gaze narrowed. He’d spent the better part of the morning repairing the seam in his tights. And that was after spending the entire night working on his new web fluid formula. Sure, it meant he was sleep-deprived, but that only made him more dangerous.

“Sure Nova. You can get ready right now. But it’s not gonna be me who’s gonna be showing off for the camera . . . ”

“Wha--” Nova heard the sinister tone in Spider-Man’s voice, but didn’t react quickly enough to prevent the webbing from hitting him square in the chest. “Gah! Dude! What gives!”

“You’ll see. Just say cheese,” Spider-Man said with a smile, pulling out his own camera which he kept on hand for his photography job at the Daily Bugle.

“Huh?” Nova looked down at himself just in time to realize it wasn’t Spider-man’s normal webbing which had struck him. It was some sort of gray, goopy matter . . . a sort of goo which looked oddly familiar. As he watched, it spread across his upper body and he felt a tingling sensation.Then--a draft! Where the had been and moved on, there was now only bare skin showing!

“What the hell is this?!!” he yelled as he frantically tried to keep it from eating away at his clothes.

“It’s simple, really. You remember our friend Andy the Awesome Android, don’t you?” Spider-Man asked with a chuckle. A synthetic organism, Andy had been composed of material which absorbed any inorganic matter it came across. It’s effect on clothing had been shown rather dramatically when it swallowed up agent Coulson right in front of the whole student body, only to excrete the principal moments later in the nude. Later on in its rampage it also did the same thing to the bull-headed Juggernaut, popping the musclebound villain out of itself utterly naked and horrified (much to the team’s amusement at the time)

“What the--You made him into web fluid!?” Nova screeched, covering his crotch as the goo worked it’s way down. Most of his chest and arms were exposed.

“Yep! And it was easier than you’d think! Just had to get the formula just right, build in a limiter so it doesn’t go out of control like last time, and then adjust the viscosity. Took an all-nighter, but I had good motivation after what you did.”

“What I did? Dude, I didn’t do nothing! Get this stuff off me!”

But Spider-Man just leaned back against the wall and grinned as the awesome android formula continued it’s humiliating work. First Nova’s torso was exposed, then it worked itself down his arms, his thighs, gloves, boots . . . when it was finally done he was left just wearing his helmet. Everything else he had--besides what he protectively cupped beneath his hands--was completely exposed to the various S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel walking the corridor. He understandably became the center of attention very quickly.

All in all the process from costumed to stripped lasted barely five seconds.

“I’m gonna get you for this Spider-Man!!” Nova cried as he flew off as fast as he could, while Peter just laughed.

“Oh man, that was the best!”


* * * * *


“Man, did we just see what we think we saw?” Luke Cage walked up to him later. “Nova flying around the Helicarrier in the buff? And crying about how it was all your fault?”

Spider-Man smirked and folded his arms behind his head. “I might’ve had something to do with it.”

“Man, you better watch out then. Sam’s got a vindictive streak a mile wide.”

Iron Fist nodded. “He is not one to avoid taking petty revenge,” he concurred.

“Revenge, huh? Well, I’m not afraid of him,” Peter said staunchly. “Let him come at me. I’ll take him on any time, any pla--YEOW!”

He was interrupted from his bragging by the sudden sensation of his balls being hoisted up quite painfully. A re-dressed Nova had flown up behind Spider-Man at top speed, darted his hands into the seat of his tights, and hauled out the waistband of his underwear in a killer wedgie.

“Hah! Nice tighty-whities, spidey-lamer!” Nova mocked.

“Aaahh! It’s laundry day!”

Due to the speed that Nova was flying, Spider-Man was dragged behind him and they soon left Iron Fist and Powerman far behind as they hurtled down the helicarrier’s corridors one after the other, the unfortunate hero riding the surge of cotton yanked up his ass. He squirmed and tried to shake himself loose, Nova just had too much momentum for him to succeed. “Yeargh! Where are you taking me!?”

“Hahah! You’ll see!”

Spider-Man saw indeed. Nova carried him by his briefs right out one of the upper decks, and then over to one of the control towers used to direct the helicarrier’s many aircraft. Smirking, the cocky flying hero hung Spider-Man from an antenna by his waistband.

“Hey!”

“Have fun hanging around up here, Spider-Man!” Nova taunted, giving him a slap on his butt to make him swing back and forth, then zooming off before Peter could get a bead on him with his stripping webs.

“Ugh! Great, now what?” he asked as he hung suspended. His own weight was digging his underwear into his ass crack, and he was on the tallest edifice around so there wasn’t anything to shoot a web at and haul himself up that way. He felt uncomfortably like the geek he’d been before getting a radioactive spider bite, back when he’d get wedgied by Flash Thompson every day. Speaking of Flash, though . . . he’d make the perfect recipient for a round of ‘stripping webs’ himself. Peter could just imagine the look on the dumb jock’s face if he suddenly being naked in front of all his peers. Maybe during the next pep rally, or at the homecoming parade?

“Heh heh heh, yeah . . . that’d be perfect!” Spider-Man snickered, just before his briefs tore under the strain and he fell to the Helicarrier deck bare-ass. “Waahhh!”


* * * * *


“Heheh, I’m telling you man, it was perfect!” Nova bragged.

“Yeah . . . so you’ve told us seven times now,” Powerman answered surlily.

“I counted eight,” said Ironfist.

“Yeah but--he was just hanging there! By his underwear! It was hysterical!”

“Okay, granted. But don’t you think you guys are acting a little--immature? Ruining each other’s costumes, giving wedgies? That’s like kid stuff.”

“Whatever, man. He started it!”

“Well, I could contest that, but regardless of who started it, I plan on finishing it,” a familiar voice suddenly said from behind them in the metal corridor. They turned to see Spider-Man standing there with a fully loaded web-shooter.

“Oh, crap. Quick, scatter!” Powerman yelled. He dove with Iron Fist to the floor while the hero pointed at Nova.

“Get ready to be naked!” Spider-Man smirked, and released the strand.

But this time Nova was ready. He dodged to the side just in time, and instead the web formula ate through part of a doorway. “Hah! Nice shot, web-for-brains!”

Spider-Man’s eyes narrowed. “Oh yeah?!” He shot again. This time Nova flew high, and the webbing hit a nearby S.H.I.E.L.D. agent. “Oops! Uh, sorry about that,” he said awkwardly as the man’s clothes started to melt off him.

“Hahah! You need to work on your aim, Spidey! You couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn!” Nova taunted.

“We’ll see about that!” Spider-Man released another round of webbing. Nova flew all over the corridor, swerving wildly to avoid being hit--and he somehow managed. No one else else in the crowded corridor was so lucky though. Agents everywhere gasped as their armor and suits quickly disappeared from their bodies, the Awesome Android formula eating right through them and leaving them as bare as newborns.

“Oh man! You’re gonna get in so much trouble for this!” Nova chortled.

“Nuh uh! This is your fault!” Spider-Man retorted.

“No way, dude!”

Nova flew down the corridor, with Spider-Man swinging right behind him. “Get back here!”

They left a scene of chaos in their wake. Powerman and Iron Fist rose up from their huddled positions to find themselves surrounded on all sides by naked, confused men.

“Uhhh, nice weather we’re having, isn’t it?”


* * * * *


Thwip! Thwip!

Web after web shot out from Spider-Man’s wrists, but Nova continued to relentlessly dodge them. Peter just couldn’t get a strand on him no matter how he tried. The same couldn’t be said though for the many engineers, maintenance workers, soldiers, and other operatives they passed by. Spider-Man started to get uncomfortably aware that there must be dozens of naked fellas from all walks of life now littering the halls behind them. Slim men, older men, smooth men, hairy men, young men, buff men, hung men--all had been stripped equally under his formula and were equally scrambling for cover--literally!

Whoops.

But there was still the one guy he really wanted to strip. It’d started out as just some innocent pranking fun, but after Nova had given him a hanging wedgie it really meant war. Spider-Man wasn’t going to stop until Nova was dangling from a web in front of the entire hangar deck, stripped bare for all to see.

“Hey Spidey! Bet you couldn’t hit me even if I stood still!” Nova goaded, hovering in the middle of the corridor and bending over to present his rear.

“Yeah? You’re on!” Spider-Man took the bait, and unloaded a full round of webbing at his teammate--who rolled forward--narrowly dodging the web . . . which soared past him and instead hit . . .

“Spider-Man! Nova! What’s the meaning of this!”

Director Nick Fury stood in the center of the corridor, glaring at them with his one good eye, and flanked by a retinue of agents. The Awesome Android webs had splattered all over him.

“Ummm . . . “

“Uh oh.”

“I’ve been hearing all kinds of wild reports from C&C. Something about a serious loss of equipment and uniforms down here, with you two running amok. Now I’m asking you both--are you the ones responsible?”

“Uhhh . . . “

“Responsible is such a strong word . . . “

He looked between them shrewdly. “I’ll give you both until the count of five to give me a straight answer. One, two . . . “

By this point the rest of the men had caught on to what was happening. They backed away from Nick,  watching as his trenchcoat was eaten away before their eyes. Then his armored undervest, his many guns and gadgets, his pants and boots, until finally . . .  he was wearing nothing at all.

“ . . . five!” Nick finished sternly. “Now are you ready to talk!”

“Um, director . . . “

“Not now Coulson!” Then Nick glanced behind himself, suddenly feeling a draft. “What the--”

“Uhh, does that count as a straight answer?” Nova asked, pointing down at the man’s naked, muscled and strapping body.

Nick Fury stood completely exposed in front of all his men without so much as a clipboard to hide behind. He looked surprised, and then he turned the full force of his glare on the two miscreant heroes. For a moment Spider-Man and Nova quailed, certain he was going to twist them both into pretzels right then and there, then stuff them into a place so hidden that nobody would find their bodies for a century. But then the S.H.I.E.L.D. leader, grizzled secret agent, coordinator of a thousand dangerous and covert missions, the man who even superhumans rightly feared, did something nobody expected.

. . . He blushed.

“Coulson! Take charge here!” he barked out. Then, retaining as much dignity as possible, marched to an open elevator, stepped within, arms at his side, and pressed the ‘close’ button. The elevator doors shut on a choice view of his taut, muscular black buttocks.

His second-in-command stifled a chuckle behind a cough. “Uh! Uhuh! Well, it seems that the director is temporarily out of commission. In any case, we’ll have to take Spider-Man and Nova into temporary custody, just as a precaution to prevent further mishaps--”

“Hey, Coulson!”

“Yes, Spider-Man?”

Thwip!


* * * * *


“Hahah! Oh man, I can’t believe you did that!”

“Well I figure, once you denude Nick Fury himself, you can’t really get in any more trouble than you already are,” Spider-Man explained as the two of them made their escape down a hatch. Behind them, Agent Coulson and the rest of the platoon were stumbling around and shielding their crotches, trying to raise the command center on the ship’s comms to send them down some extra uniforms. There were so many blushing man-butts on display, this would surely be a day that’d live in infamy for the helicarrier’s entire crew.

But there was still his #1 victim to get. Just because he and Nova had been momentary allies didn’t mean Spider-Man had forgotten his promise to strip his conceited teammate bare.

“Gotcha!” he suddenly turned, aiming his web-shooters in Nova’s direction. But the flying hero had anticipated the move and he tackled Spider-Man before he could get off a shot. “Ungh! Hey!”

“Like I’m gonna let you use that on me again?! I don’t think so!”

The two crashed off various walls as they wrestled in mid-flight, and by the time they disengaged Spider-Man was startled to find the web-shooter off his left wrist had been taken. “Huh!?” he gasped as he saw Nova fastening it on his own arm.

“Hah! Now let’s see how you like it!”

Spider-Man switched to his normal web-fluid and crafted a shield just in time to protect himself from the sudden blitz of goo webs that Nova shot at him, but to his horror saw that the Awesome Android formula was quickly eating through that, too. He threw the entire mess away, shield and all. Peter shivered, knowing that just one drop of the stuff would have been enough to expose his secret identity--along with the rest of him.

His danger sense tingled again, and he quickly flipped away from the next web spurt. Nova didn’t have the proficiency with the shooters that he did, but he still had to be careful. One shot was all it would take to end this. Whoever got hit first would be stripped, bared, and humiliated.

The two continued to fire intermittently at each other as they made their way through the helicarrier, leaving many gaping holes in the floors, ceilings, and walls as they went. Eventually they busted their way back into the training room. There’d been several close calls, but both had kept on their toes so far and managed to avoid becoming the latest nude youtube sensation.

“Can’t dodge forever!”

“Oh yeah? A lot longer than you can!” Spider-Man bragged. “It’s called a spidey-sense?”

“Yeah well, it’s also called ‘being nearly out of ammo’.”

“Huh?” Spider-Man glanced down at his web-shooter in shock and saw that Nova was right. He only had enough for one more round of webs.

“Same here.” Nova pointed at his own shooter. But then he cocked his head and smirked, putting a fist into his palm. “But I figure that means I just gotta deliver the next shot up close and personal, really make sure it counts.”

‘Y’know, that’s funny . . . “ Spider-Man smirked back. “That’s just what I was thinking.”

With that understanding reached, the two boys hunkered down, ready to pounce (or fly, in Nova’s case) And in three, two, one . . . they sprang! They met in mid-air, twisted, wrestled, grappled and angled for a shot--

“So here you guys are!”

“We have been looking all over for--aah!”

Spider-Man and Nova gaped. So caught up in their drive to strip each other, they’d both instinctively shot their final burst of webs at the opening doorway. Powerman and Iron Fist stood there fuming at the two of them, their costumes rapidly disappearing under their gaze.

Powerman glared at the two, then looked to his friend. “You thinking what I’m thinking?”

Iron Fist nodded. “They certainly deserve it after all the trouble they’ve been causing.”

They began to walk implacably towards the pair, the last of their clothing getting swallowed up as they did so until all that was left was their sunglasses and bandana, respectively. “Uhhhh, guys? . . . guys? What’re you doing?” Spider-Man asked nervously as their scowling, naked teammates walked up and gripped him and Nova by the arms.

“You’ll see,” Powerman said darkly.

What happened was the two teen heroes got draped over their teammate’s laps. Sam was pulled over Iron Fist’s bare, toned thighs while Peter was put across the bigger and more muscular Powerman’s knee. The two annoyed buck-naked heroes exchanged a look, and then raised their hands in unison. “This is going to hurt you . . . “

“ . . . a lot more than it is going to hurt us!”

SMACK! SLAP!

“Ouch! Hey, what gives!” Spider-Man yelled as Powerman’s palm clapped down on his tight, spandex-clad rear.

“Yeah, you can’t do this to us!” Nova cried as Iron Fist’s hand gave his perky buns a slap as well. “We’re teammates!”

“On the contrary. It is because we are teammates that we are doing this,” Iron Fist replied sagely.

“Yeah, so you don’t pull this crap ever again!” Luke Cake said as he got into a rhythm.

“Awww man!” the two teenaged heroes groaned as their squirming ass cheeks were heated by a well-deserved spanking. Blow after blow met their upturned rears as they kicked and wiggled.

“Yowwww! Okay okay we’ve learned our lesson! Ahhh!”

“Dudes! This seriously hurts!”

“Good!” Powerman thundered, landing another heavy smack on Spider-Man’s bottom.

“Owwww! Seriously, no more!”

“We’re sorry for--yoww!--stripping you guys butt-naked like that!”

“And for stripping Nick Fury too!”

“And Coulson!”

“And everyone else!”

“Oww, Luke, go easy on me, huh?” Spider-Man looked back at his teammate in supplication. But the expression he saw on Powerman’s face was hardly mercy, but a steely resolve.

“I think we’re ready to start this for real,” Powerman said.

“As do I,” agreed Iron Fist.

“Wait, what do you mean ‘for real’?” Spider-Man asked in a panic. His question was soon answered when he felt the back of his tights seized. “Oh man, no way!” Looking over at Nova, he got a near-perfect view of the guy’s blue tights getting hauled down and his perky tan bottom bounce into view as both were depantsed together.

“DUDE! So not cool!” Nova complained, wiggling his naked ass around over Iron Fist’s muscled legs. “YOW!” He yelped as another spank nailed home.

Spider-Man got a smack too. “Gaaahh!” He jerked over Powerman’s strong, black lap, certain there must be a handprint showing on his pale rear. “Hey, you can’t pull my tights down! I’m team leader!” he tried.

“Not right now you’re not. Right now you’re just two bratty punks in need of a beatdown!”

“Besides, it is only appropriate that you get stripped for your punishment, after stripping so many others this day,” Iron Fist noted.

Groaning from the embarrassment, their stinging butts bobbing up redder and redder under the ceaseless smacks, Spider-Man and Nova’s eyes met. “Dude, this sucks!”

“Oww! I know!”

But they were in it for the long haul whether they liked it or not, since their teammates were determined to discipline them properly. When they were finally stood up, both Spider-Man and Nova had bright red bottoms which they eagerly grabbed to rub some of the sting out.

“Ahh . . . “

“Geez . . . “ They both groaned.

Powerman looked at the two of them balefully. “Now you two stay here and, uh--“

“Contemplate your actions,” Iron Fist supplied.

“Right. Contemplate. While you do that, me and Danny are gonna go hit the showers. Then find something to put on,” Powerman said sourly. “We’ll also be confiscating these.” He took the two web-shooters, then turned on his heel and strutted his way back out of the training room and to the lockers. Iron Fist was at his side, their trim waists and muscled backs on display, as well as their own firm, round, muscled, and thoroughly unspanked asses. Spider-Man pretended not to look as the doors closed on the sight, and then he was left alone with Nova.

There was a moment of awkward silence as the two guys stood there massaging their sore rears. But there was only so much of that two young heroes, stripped below the waist, could do together without some attempt at conversation, right?

“Wow, so that was really . . . “

“Yeah! Tell me about it!”

Another moment passed. Well, that had gone well. Spider-Man cast about for something else to say that wouldn’t just increase the awkwardness.

It surprised him when Nova opened up instead. “It looked like Powerman spanked pretty hard.”

“Uhh--he did! I mean, not like super-strength hard, but yeah, I’ll definitely have trouble sitting for awhile . . . “ Pete admitted as he massaged his globes. “Iron Fist looked like he was spanking hard too,” he said, recalling the sight of Nova’s cheeks bouncing.

“Oh, man! That’s putting it lightly! Instead of ‘Iron Fist’ they oughta call him ‘Iron Palm’!” Nova said hotly. “I won’t be able to sit down for a week! Hey--do you think they’ve ever done that before?”

Spider-Man chuckled. “Spanked their teammates like red-headed stepchildren? Who knows. Right now though all I need is a cushion for my Spidey-cycle and an icebag. But I guess we did deserve it.”

“Yeah, I guess . . . It was so worth it though!”

“It was?”

“Yeah! You know, seeing all the guys bare-ass like that!”

Spider-Man raised an eyebrow at him.

“Not in like a gay way! But, y’know . . . now we know how we, uh, measure up and stuff.” Nova flushed. “Haven’t you ever wondered about stuff like that?”

Peter chuckled. “Not really . . . but I guess I can see where you’re coming from.” Lord know he probably wouldn’t be able to get the image of Luke and Danny’s schlongs out of his head for a while--especially Luke’s massive piece since he’d been accidentally squirming up against it during his whole spanking . . . he guessed it was true what they said about black guys. On that note, it was best not to even think about Nick Fury’s.

He blushed again, grateful he’d been left with his mask on, at least. He watched as Sam kept rubbing his buns, wondering how it would feel to give them a rub himself. “Heh, it’s funny though. The one guy I most wanted to get naked gave me the most trouble.”

Nova seemed to catch on to what he was getting at. “Yeah well . . . I wanted to see you naked too!”

A moment passed.

“ . . . you did?”

He blushed beneath his helmet. “Hey, I said I didn’t mean it like that . . . ”

“Hmmm, you sure?”

“O--of course! Why?”

“Because I can totally see your boner.”

“WHAT!??”

Spider-Man guffawed. “Hah! Gotcha! Wow, you really jumped! You must really be--Wait.” His eyebrows shot up. “You really do have a boner!!”

“I do not!” Nova quickly turned away from him. “Anyway, then what’s your excuse!”

“My ex--” Spider-Man looked down at himself and flushed. It seemed his own tights were a bit, well, tight, around the groin. “Hey, uh, I can totally explain.”

“I bet!” bit out Nova, “You like looking at my butt, Parker?!”

“No! I mean--only as much as you obviously like looking at mine!”

“Tch! Whatever!” Nova turned to face him fully, letting Spider-man see for himself just how aroused the young man was. “So we’re both turned on . . . so what! Now do you plan to do anything about it?”

“Huh? What do you mean?”

“I mean--we gonna help each other out or what?”

“Help . . . each other . . . ?”

Nova sighed loudly, then stomped over to Spider-Man, took his hand, and placed it on his dick. Then he grabbed Peter’s rod through the skin-clinging spandex. “Help. Each other. Out.”

“Oh! Th-that kind of help!” Spider-Man squeaked out, his knees suddenly feeling weak at the pleasurable sensation he felt from Nova’s hand.

“Yeah,” Nova slid both their tights down to free their straining erections.

“I thought you ‘weren’t gay’?” Spider-Man panted as Nova got down on his knees.

“Shut up dude. This is like--youthful experimentin’,” the reckless hero said, right before he wrapped his lips around Spider-Man’s dick.


* * * * *


“Do you think they’ve really--ahh!--learned their lesson?”

“I hope so,” Powerman grunted, gripping the hips of his best buddy as the shower water sprayed down on them both. “Been really getting sick of their pranks lately.”

Iron Fist smiled, sensing the lie in his friend’s thrusts. “Really? Because it seems to me that they’ve only made you more excited.”

“Hey . . . “

The martial artist snickered. “Not that I mind.”

“Damn right . . . “ Powerman muttered, and rammed himself again into Iron Fist’s tight ass.


* * * * *


“Wow,” Spider-Man said, still half in shock. “So I guess you weakening the seams on all my costumes worked out for the best after all.”

Nova snickered, basking in the afterglow. “Yeah, I--wait, what? I told you man, I never did that!”

Spider-Man rolled over. “Hey, it already happened. You don’t need to hide it anymore--”

“But I’m serious!”

“Huh?” Spider-Man’s eyes widened. “But . . . if you didn’t, then who did?!”

Seven decks above in the security station, Deadpool gave a delighted snicker as he listened in on the two while tucking a copy of all the camera footage from the day into a pouch. “Man, as if sending Coulson and his cronies pink ballet tutus wasn’t enough, ol’ Spidey doesn’t even realize I was the one who originally messed with his tights! This whole dang Helicarrier totally just got ‘Pooled!”

The End

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I'll see you all on the next update.
When will that be?
Ummm...........bye! *Runs off*

Thursday, November 13, 2014

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Don't tell me what to do caption box! You damn prude.
*Proceeds to bury his face in Peters ass*

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Happy (late 1 day) Halloween!

Just popping in to wish you all a belated Happy Halloween!
And here's a couple of tricky treats for you!

First there is this request pic made for me on Y!Gallery!

It features a sorcerer/wizard summoning some ghosts to steal the costumes off of men!

And it inspired me to write a very short sequel to my fic from last year.
Here ya go!


                                                       Happy Stripoween 2

“Trick or Treat”
“Aren’t you a little old for this?”
“Yeah whatever, just give me the candy.”
This little exchange was shared between a man called Dave and a trick-or-treater at his front door who was clearly in his late teens or perhaps early twenties, and not wearing a costume either.
Well, unless you counted annoying college-age asshole as a costume.
Dave just sighed and tossed a candy bar into the plastic shopping bag the guy was holding out.
“Thanks old man.” he said and walked off.
Dave scowled as he closed his door. He was only 33, that wasn’t that old. And Halloween was one of his favorite holidays and now he was in a bad mood.
As a matter of fact he was in just a bad enough mood to do “that”.
“Yeah. I think I will”
A quick walk up to the attic and the pulling aside of an old dusty sheet saw Dave standing in front of a large ornate mirror with strange writing around it.
“Shudayn Muthaq Bavred Zogradus.” Dave muttered under his breath and the writing around the mirror began to glow, then the mirrors reflection faded and was replaced by the image of a cloaked figure.
“Thank you for calling the Sorcery Tribunals Express Line. We will process your call as soon as...oh, Hi Dave.”
“Hi Dargus. Long time no see.”
“I'll say! It's been almost fifty years since I last heard from you, Hows retirement on that human world?”
OK, so maybe he wasn’t really 33. More like 3000. And his name wasn’t Dave, it was Davragon. But he likes “Dave” just fine.
And he may not have exactly been human, in fact he may have actually been a member of a long lived, extra-dimensional, sorcerous race of beings known as the Tashvari.
“Oh it's been fine. But that’s kinda what I'm calling about. You see...I need a special dispensation for my seal.”
“Oh Dave, you know that we cant just give something like out without the whole Tribunals permission.”
“Oh come on. Do me a favor. Friend to a friend. I only need it for one night and it will remain local. Just the town I'm living in will be involved.”
“Well...OK. Just dont do anything too crazy Dave.”
“Of course. Nothing...too crazy.” Dave said with a grin.
Dargus sighed and produced a piece of paper from the depths of his cloak. It began to glow then float from his hand and right out of the mirror and into Dave's waiting palm. The mirror shimmered and then returned to being just a mirror.
Dave eyed the glowing page and let out a little chuckle.
You see, whenever a Tashvari opts to retire, he chooses a world of “lesser beings” to live on and he blends in by allowing the tribunal to seal away most of his natural sorcerous powers.
With this special dispensation in his possession Dave could feel himself brim with the familiar feeling of his full power.
“Alright then. Let's get this trick underway!”

A short time later, Dave was in his living room and surrounded by a large magic circle on the floor.
“Vazran Dothku! Myrithoz Gosvul! Fenvill! Barothkok!”
And with those words the circle began to glow and the floor shook a little.
Suddenly Dave was surround by a dozen vaguely humanoid ghostly figures.
“What is thy bidding master?” They all spoke at once.
“Thank you for heeding my call. I have summoned you here on this All Hallows Eve to help me cause some mischief and perhaps instill a bit of fear into these mortals. They once donned costumes in an attempt to ward off spirits. Now they do it in order to receive treats, but there are those who do not even do that.”
“And what would you have us do master?”
Daves smile became devious. “You are to scour this town for all males taking part in the tradition of 'Trick Or Treat'. If they are wearing a costume than leave them be, but if they are not, heh heh heh...then you are to disrobe them at once!”
“Disrobe them?”
“Yes! Strip them. Undress them. Leave them completely naked and exposed!”
The ghostly figures all giggled.
“It shall be done.”
And with that the figures vanished.
“Well...” said Dave “I better get my camera. Heh heh, Trick-Or-Treat indeed.”

Chaz Drummond snatched his fourth bag of candy from a little kid. “Nice haul this year.” He snickered while looking at the candy. “And it looks like I'm about to get a little more heh heh.” Chaz noticed another kid coming down the street.
“OK kid. Fork over the candy or I'll have to knock you out!”
The kid stopped in his tracks...but instead of being afraid and handing over the candy he began pointing and laughing at Chaz.
“What's your deal kid? What is-” Chaz cut himself off as he looked down and noticed his state of undress.
“What the hell! My clothes are gone!”

All over the town, similar scenes were taking place.
Mr. Ellis had been forced to take his sons out for trick or treat and had been stealing some of their candy when he felt a sudden draft and heard his sons giggling.

Brandon Pratt and Zeke Hodder were too busy smashing jack-o-lanterns to immediately notice their clothes being yanked off of them.

Derek Cranley, Daves earlier visitor, was continuing his half-assed trick or treating.
He knocked on a door and held his bag out. “Trick or treat.” he said.
The person opening the door froze as soon as they saw Derek and then slammed the door.
“What the hell?” Derek said in shock.
And then he saw his reflection in the window next to the door.
“Holy shit!” He yelled as he threw his candy sack over his now exposed privates.

A couple of hours later and Dave found himself the proud owner of a huge haul of pictures of naked and embarrassed men as the denuded guys ran up and down his street in panic.

“Heh heh, Happy Stripoween!”

                                                                         The End

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Thursday, January 23, 2014

OMG! Sid actually updated!

So yeah...here's what's going on.
I am currently holding down two jobs and one of them promoted me to a new management position.
Good things coming from this - More money. So not only will I get bills paid off but also have more moola for commissions.
Bad things coming from this - I will continue to be inactive for annoyingly long stretches of time.


But enough of that.
Your not here for me and my boring life, your here for sexy men being stripped and embarrassed!
So lets have some awesomeness from RedBones shall we!

First up we have Spider-Man in a very embarrassing confrontation with Doctor Octopus.
 All I told RedBones was that I wanted Spidey in a situation that catered to my "Stripped and Embarrassed" fetish and the rest was all his doing! He and I seem to be syncing up in terms of pervy ideas!

Next we have Nathan Drake from the Uncharted games making an excursion into some temple ruins that has a mystical statue guardian with a...um..."unique" way of dealing with intruders. ^____^

So yeah...you grab the ancient idol off it's pedestal and then "SWOOSH!" your clothes are suddenly taken off your body and are now in the multiple hands of the gay god of perversion! I love Nates expression here! He's like "Um...what the hell just happened?"
HA! XD

And in the last part of this commission list I give you Pulsar! He's the original character of my friend TimeMonkey.

 RedBones was kind enough to make two versions with slight variations on the foreskin.
So whats happening here is that Pulsar and his boyfriend Sean were having a little lover quarrel. Some words were said and Sean decided to leave for a bit...but not before taking his frustrations out on his boyfriend by firing a quick barrage of arrows at him. Now he never intended to actually hit Pulsar, it just felt pretty good to shoot some deadly projectiles at him! And of course being the the expert that he is, Sean made sure that they caught hold of Pulsars costume and tore it off in just the right places.
I hope you like this TimeMonkey! ^_^

And the last pic is not a commission but a gift from RedBones!
That makes two awesome gifts he's sent me!
Thank you so much RedBones!
He made this for the three folks he considered his top commissioners, and I am honored that I'm in that exclusive little club!
And while Spidey is supposed to be the character meant for me, I cant help but notice that the other two commissioners guys are two of my favorite Disney men! So this whole pic is just all around awesome!

Well that's all for now folks.
I'll do my best to stay active, but with the current work situation it's gonna be tough.
In fact....*checks his computers clock*....Damn! I gotta be at work in 15 minutes! So I'll see you folkks later! Ta ta! ^_~

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Happy Stripoween! (A story by Sidious)

Sorry for being out of touch again guys.
Lifes being a bit of a bitch to me right now.
To make up for leaving you all again, here is a little Halloween story I was able to write over the course of the month.
I hope you all enjoy.

                                                          
                                                                            HAPPY STRIPOWEEN
                                                                                  By Sidious

“Come on Nash! Give it back!”
Little Ricky Danvers (Dressed up as a knight) jumped up and down, trying to reach his pumpkin-shaped candy pail which was being kept out of his reach by his rather mean older brother. Both stood in the front driveway of their parents house.
“Aw, dose the little baby want his candy?” Nash said in a mocking voice.
“Give it back Nash! I still have other houses to 'Trick Or Treat' at!”
“Just a sec runt. First I'm gonna take some of the good stuff out for myself.”
“No! That's my candy! I went out and got it!”
Nash wouldn’t admit it, but he was doing this because he was a little upset that he couldn’t 'Trick Or Treat' anymore. Having just turned 18 it would now be officially too weird if he went out begging for candy dressed up in a dollar store costume. But dammit he missed it.
So stealing his 12 year old brothers candy and acting like a douche was just his way of keeping the holiday.
“Say your a butt-muncher and maybe I'll give it back to you.”
“No!”
“Say it or go candyless!”
Ricky frowned up at him. “Fine!” He braced himself. “I’m a but...”
“What the hell?!” Nash yelled as the candy pail floated out of his hand and over to his brother.
Too shocked to react any other way, Ricky held his hands out to accept the pail.
“What kind of supernatural bullshit is this?!” Nash yelled.
“Hey! Whoa!” He then yelled as he held up his arms up straight as though someone had him at gunpoint.
“What are you doing Nash?” Ricky asked his older brother.
“I'm not doing it! Somethings got a hold of my arms! It’s making me Do thMMMPPFF!!!” His sentence turned to indistinct muffled sounds as an invisible force pulled his shirt up and over his head.
“What the hell is going on?!” Nash yelled after his shirt was pulled off him completely.
His hands still forcefully kept in the air, a panicked look spread across his face as he felt something around hid groin area,
His pants were being undone!
“No! No! What the hell is going on?!”
A firm tug from the force saw to it that Nash's pants and boxer shorts quickly found there way to his ankles!
There stood Nash Danvers. Arms raised above his head. Shirt on the ground and pants and boxers around his ankles!
Nash screamed at his predicament and Ricky began backing away in fear.
“Ricky! Get help! Get-What the? Oh no! No! No!”
Nash felt something that seemed like a hand grip his penis and begin pumping it.
This invisible force was jerking him off!
At the continuous shouts of “NO!” from his brother, Ricky ran off yelling for help, but nobody came since they assumed it was just another Halloween prank.
Alone and being jerked off by some invisible force, Nash quieted down and tried to break free but to no avail.
The jerking off of Nash's dick stopped which left the young man with a raging boner that refused to go down.
“Whatever you are, let me go. Let me go now!” He ordered.
At first he thought that the force obeyed him because his arms came down, but then he realized that the force made his arms come down because he still wasn’t in control of his body.
The force began moving his body as though he were a puppet. He walked in jerky movements as though he were a robot. He began yelling again as soon as he realized that the force made him walk right out of his pants and underwear. Now the only item of clothing on his body were his shoes and socks, which somehow emphasized the rest of his nudity.
“What are you...no. No. No! No!” He screamed as he realized that the force was making him robot-walk right out into the street which was full of trick-or-treaters!
“Ha! Look at Nash!”
“Great costume dude!”
“What are you supposed to be? A Naked Robot?”
“Holy crap! Look at his boner!”
“HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
Nash's ENTIRE body turned red as a beet!
“Please! Please let me go!” he begged the force.
For some reason...it listened and let him go.
Nash ran out of the street and back up to his house. He tried to grab his discarded clothing, but the invisible force wasn’t done with him just yet. It grabbed the clothing and began making it float around just out of Nash's reach, just like Nash was doing to his little brother earlier.
He ran around after the floating clothing for a good two minutes before the force threw them up into a tree and well out of reach. During this time, the naked Nash had gained an audience as a large group of laughing trick-or-treaters and other folks gathered around his yard and watched the naked young man chase around what appeared to be his clothes caught in a strong breeze.
Once he realized that retrieving his clothes was a lost cause, Nash tried to get into his front door...but it was locked, and his parents weren’t home.
He had to walk by all the laughing people so that he could get around his house and to the backdoor where a spare key was kept in a flower pot. Or at least it was supposed to be.
The laughing crowd dispersed after they realized that the peep show was over.
Once they were all gone a young man seemed to appear out of thin air.
He had sandy blond hair and was wearing the cheap black robes of a Halloween costume whilst around his chest was some kind of camera on a vest strap.
“That's one. Two more to go.” He said to himself.
His name was Dean Kelsey, A normal 18 year old.
It just so happened that he had been tasked with a very abnormal chore for the evening.

Earlier in the afternoon...

Dean trudged along the sidewalk as he walked home from high school.
He was in a bad mood. This was to be the last year he and his friends celebrated Halloween together before officially becoming adults and no longer go trick-or-treating.
But apparently he was the only one who still cared about it because all his friends backed out and decided not to go tonight.
Dean couldn’t go out by himself since he just turned 18 and it would just be sad if he went out begging for candy by himself. But still...he was really looking forward to having this last Hurrah with his friends.
“Selfish assholes!” He thought to himself. “Caring only about what everyone else at school thinks of them rather than sticking together like friends should.
Dean had even brought his old grim reaper costume in his school bag with him. An old black robe from the local Walmart he had had for years and a rubber skull mask that was starting to fall apart.. A classic costume.
“Well if I'm not going to be treating, I guess I might as well do some tricking.” He thought with a smirk.
Instead of going home he decided to cut through the local cemetery and put on his costume.
He'd come out the other side and wind up in the middle of main street right as trick or treat started. He'd egg and teepee some houses, smash some pumpkins, terrorize some little kids...and he'd blame the whole thing on his friends who were just too cool for trick or treating.
He finished slipping on his robe when he noticed something.
“What the? A pumpkin patch?”
Right off the side of the graveyard, in a little grotto that was like a dent in the forest that ran along the edge of the cemetery, was a pumpkin patch enclosed in a small black fence.
“That's odd, I don’t recall ever seeing this here before. I guess the groundskeeper put it in for Halloween. Although...I don’t recall that grotto being there either.”
Dean walked into the pumpkin patch. He noticed that at the end of the patch was a tall thin scarecrow with a jack-o-lantern for a head standing over the patch, like a king surveying his domain.
“Well...if I'm gonna start being a terror for the night, I might as well go ahead and get started.” Dean said and then kicked in the nearest pumpkin, splattering it everywhere. He made to do the same to the next one when suddenly...
“Just what do you think you are doing?!”
Dean whirled around, expecting to see an angry groundskeeper, but no one was there.
“What the...Whose there?!” Dean asked.
“Behind you fool!”
Dean turned around and let out a tiny shriek as he watched the pumpkin-headed scarecrow crawl off of his perch and stand firmly on the ground before him. Even off the perch, he was a good 2 feet taller than Dean.
“I asked, just what do you think you are doing?”
“Um...Uh...What?”
“You injured one of my courtiers you foolish mortal!” The scarecrow said angrily, gesturing to the smashed pumpkin by Deans feet.
“Huh? One of your what?” The young man looked down at the pumpkin he had kick in. It was then that he noticed something else rather frightening.
“What the hell?!”
All of the pumpkins in the patch had magically gained jack-o-lantern faces and were all staring at him rather disapprovingly.
“Murder! Murder! He's killed one of us! He wants to kill more of us! Murder! Murder!” They all started shouting.
Dean appropriately freaked out and mad to run the hell away from the pumpkin patch...but suddenly vines from the pumpkins sprouted forth and quickly wrapped around his limbs tightly, keeping him trapped in the patch.
“I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn’t mean to-”
“Silence mortal!” The scarecrow shouted.
Dean obeyed and shut his mouth.
The scarecrow walked over to the smashed pumpkin and waved it's hand over it.
As if he were seeing a video rewinding, Dean saw the pumpkin un-smash itself and reform right back to it's original spot where it too gained a face like the others.
“Welcome back Phineas. Since you were the one who had his face kicked in, I'll let you decide what this mortals punishment shall be.” The scarecrow said, lovingly caressing the reformed pumpkin.
“Let's eat him! Yes! Yes! Eat! Let us eat him alive where he stands!” came the shouts from the rest of the pumpkins.
Dean let out a yelp of fear as he noticed that these pumpkins seemed to have rather sharp looking fangs in their goofy grins. They may very well be serious.
“I know master!” Said the one called Phineas. “It's been quite a few years, so let's use him as a sacrifice gatherer!”
Sacrifice gatherer? Dean didn’t like the sound of this.
“Hmm...yes it has been a while. But what sort of sacrifice shall I demand this time? I'm assuming that you'd like a nice and bloody human sacrifice since your feeling rather vengeful, right Phineas?”
The pumpkin seemed to giggle a bit. “Well not exactly master Jack. I was thinking of something more along the lines of...” vines shot out from around Phineas and grabbed onto the hem of Deans cheap robe and lifted it up to his chest then firmly pulled down his pants and underwear. “...This!”
Dean swore that he could hear his junk actually make a 'flopping' sound as his pants and undies were quickly yanked down by Phineas's vines.
“Hey! Whoa! Whoa! WHOA! What the hell are you doing?!” Dean yelled.
The scarecrow ignored him and shook his head at Phineas, rather like a loving parent might do to a child that’s told the same joke for the hundredth time.
“Oh Phineas. You are an incurable pervert.”
“I learned from the best Master Jack.”
The scarecrow chuckled. “Very well, this year I will demand the dignity of three men as a sacrifice!”
“Yay! All hail Jack! All hail Jack! Huzzah!” The pumpkin patch cried out.
Dean had a feeling that this would have been their reaction to anything said by the scarecrow.
“So tell me my exposed friend, have you figured out who I am yet?” The scarecrow asked the blushing young man who was desperately trying to hide his unveiled naughty bits despite having all four of his limbs trapped by vines.
“Um..uh..The scarecrow of Oz?” he replied.
“Cute. No my blushing friend. I am Jack! The spirit of Halloween!”
“The what?”
“The spirit of Halloween you fool! I and my little court of pumpkins here arise from the netherworld every October thirty-first to observe the festivities...and if the mood takes me I also demand a sacrifice! And lucky for you I'm feeling more frisky than cruel this year, so here's your task..”
“My task?”
“Yes. The sacrifice must be offered up by a mortal. You are of course free to refuse this task...but then I am allowed to take you back to the netherworld with me if you do. So I assume you wont refuse, yes?”
“Uh...no, I suppose not. Can I uh...please have my cock and balls covered back up?”
“In a moment, here is your task.”
Jack stretched forth his hand where what seemed to be some kind of camera on a strap suddenly appeared.
“You will wear this and document for my pleasure the sacrifice of three men's dignity.”
“...What?”
“...Do you really need this explained? Fine then. Take this camera and record yourself stripping three men of their garments publicly, thereby sacrificing their dignity to me.”
“You want me to strip three other guys naked? And in front of other people? Dude no way! I'll get arrested and probably beaten to a pulp as well!”
Jack chuckled to himself. “Don't worry. As My official sacrifice gatherer you will be granted limited access to the netherworld’s powers. Invisibility, being able to temporarily control the actions of another person or object. That sort of thing.”
“Whoa! Really?!”
“Yes, really. But don’t get any funny ideas my friend. These powers are only for Sacrifice Gathering, not your own personal enjoyment. Is that understood?”
“Yeah, sure. Sure.”
“Remember, I'll be watching.” Jack tapped the camera. “And you really don’t want to piss off the spirit of Halloween.”
Dean gulped.
Jack waved his hands and the pumpkin vines unwrapped them selves from around Deans body, allowing him to finally pull up his pants and pull down his robe.
“Make sure to get good shots.” Jack said as he tossed the camera towards Dean. The cameras straps came alive and wrapped themselves around Deans torso giving him a chest mounted camera to work with.
“Now go! You only have this one night to accomplish your task or you'll be coming with me to the netherworld.”
Dean frantically nodded his head to show that he understood and ran off, hearing the entire pumpkin patch cackling as he did.

Later that evening...

“I cant believe this! I'm practically a superhero but I cant use any of these special powers unless it's to satisfy that perverted pumpkin!” Dean said to himself as he walked away from the house a very naked Nash Danvers had run into a little earlier.
“What was that now?” said Jacks voice from the camera on Deans chest.
“Holy shit!”
“I told you I'd be watching. Now you'd best watch your mouth and get back to work. You still need to strip two more gentlemen naked before the sacrifice is complete.”
Dean sighed.
“Would you rather I had ordered you to go out and kill three people Dean? Because I've been known to demand blood sacrifice you know!”
“No no no! I'm going! I'm going!”
Dean made his way into the more busy part of town where the folks in the street were a mix of trick or treaters and party goers from the local college. Surely he could find his next two “sacrifices” easily enough in that crowd.
Sure enough, just a couple of minutes searching revealed two perfect victims.
A well muscled blonde jock wearing a fancy roman toga with golden laurels in his hair and his equally well defined friend with shaggy brown hair dressed up as what appeared to be William Wallace...in nothing but shoes, socks, a kilt and blue face-paint.
“Looks like someone else saw Braveheart on HBO last night.” Dean thought as he checked the guy out. “Although...a kilt and blue face paint are kinda a half assed costume dude.”
He watched the guy kinda bounce around as he laughed at a joke his friend in the toga said. As he did so, Dean caught the slightest glimpse of a bare rump when his kilt fluttered up a little.
“Well well, it loos like he's 'going regimental' under his kilt. Hmm...I wonder. What about Toga boy?”
Dean looked around to make sure no one was paying attention to him and then activated the invisibility Jack had granted him.
He snuck up behind the Toga and Kilt clad men and reached out towards the togas hem.
Lifting it up he was greeted to the sight of a very well shaped and very bare butt.
“Jack -pot!” Dean thought with a grin.
“Hey bro! Your costumes caught on something.” Dean heard the Kilt guy say to the Toga guy. “Dude! Your mooning everybody!”
“Shit man!” Toga guy said as he reached around and pulled his Toga back down. “What did it catch on?”
“I don’t know. I just looked down and saw your bare ass sticking out.”
“I cant believe you talked me into going commando like this!”
“Hey man, if I’m not wearing boxers under my costume than neither are you. Besides...it feels pretty good to be free-balling now and then.”
“Yeah, I guess.”
“Let's just go get a couple of beers.”
The two made there way over to a stand set up in front of the local bar, all the while unaware of the invisible young man following them.
“Heh heh, I'm gonna have some fun with these two before stripping them completely naked.” Dean said to himself.
He activated another power Jack had given him by holding out his hand and concentrating. He could make any item he felt would aid him appear in his hand, and so there manifested...a pair of scissors.
“I need to do this nice and gentle like.” Dean thought.
He crept up behind the Kilt Guy while he leaned on the beer stand and ordered. Very quickly but also very quietly, Dean used the scissors to cut two sections of the kilt right on either side of the guys butt.
“And now for the grand unveiling!” Dean said under his breath.
A quick snip at the top of the kilt made the flap Dean had created out of the back of it fall off, leaving a completely exposed muscular bit of man-ass!
“Ha! The guy doesn’t even notice!” Dean laughed to himself as he watched the guy now wearing only part of a kilt continue leaning against the beer stand, exposed ass sticking out for all to see.
Dean turned his attention to the Toga Guy who was leaning in a similar way. “Now for you bro. Let's have another look at that fine rump of yours.”
Dean crouched down and with a precision that surprised even him, cut a perfect circle around Toga Guys butt.
“Now that really helps to improve this old costume!” He giggled to himself as he backed up and took a look at the two men who were unknowingly mooning every person that walked by.
Dean could hear the whistles and cat calls coming from folks who saw the bare rumps, and so could the rumps owners as well. They finally got their beers and turned around.
“Whats everyone making a fuss about? Sounds like they're egging someone on to strip or something.” Toga Guy said.
“Someone must be drunk enough to think they can do a striptease.” Kilt Guy replied.
Dean did his best to keep from laughing out loud at them.
“Come on Greg.” Toga guy said. “Let's head on over to the Costume Emporium, the other guys should be showing up there soon.”
“Yeah, let's go Mason.”
“So...their names are Greg and Mason huh?” Dean thought to himself as he followed them. “ I was just gonna keep calling them Kilt and Toga.”
Dean followed Greg and Mason through the busy streets and grinned every time someone reacted to their bare butts.
As they neared their location (a store along the main street with a sign that had “Costume Emporium” over it's front door.) Dean decided that it was time to finish up these two.
“Looks like their not here yet.” Mason said. “They should be here soon though. Let's give them a few min-” he suddenly stopped.
“Uh...Mason? Dude? You OK?” Greg said as he waved his hand not holding beer in front of Mason's apparently frozen face.
Dean had activated his ability to temporarily freeze a guy in place. For the moment, Mason couldn’t move a muscle.
Dean grinned and reached out with the scissors towards the shoulder strap that kept Masons Toga on him.
Snip.
The Toga fluttered down Masons body and pooled around his feet. The still frozen man stood there unable to cover himself.
“Mason! Dude! What the hell!” Greg yelled “Cover yourself bro! Everyone's looking at-”
Greg too fell silent as he was also frozen by Dean.
“Ouch. I can feel a slight headache coming on.” Dean thought. “I don't think Jack intended for me to use these abilities on more than one guy at a time.”
“No I didn’t.” Came Jacks voice from the camera once again. “As a matter of fact, I was thinking of forcing you to hunt down another man to humiliate since you went after two at once. I could count that as one sacrifice you know.”
“Oh come on!” Dean shouted.
“Well, lucky for you the two men you've chosen are excellent specimens, so I'll let it slide. Now get back to humiliating them! The kilt on that one fellow really needs to come off!”
Dean couldn’t help but grin. “That pumpkin head may talk all big...” He thought to himself. “...But he's loving every second of this.”
He placed the scissors right on the belt of Greg's kilt. “Of course...I've been enjoying this too, so I really shouldn’t act all superior.”
Snip.
The leather belt fell off Greg and was soon followed by his kilt.
Two handsome muscular men now stood frozen next to each other. Naked and on display for all to see.
The crowded street immediately burst out into a ruckus of gasps, laughter, cat calls, appreciative wolf whistles and the clicking of many cameras.
“Now that's a pretty sight” Dean said to himself as he made his way in front of the naked men to get a good look at their fronts. “But I wouldn’t want you guys to catch a cold now, so why don’t you two warm each other up.” He places his hands on both of them and moved them so that they were facing each other. Then, grabbing a hold on the two firm asses, pushed them so that their dicks were touching each other. Taking the opportunity to grope the muscular buns, Dean had Greg and Mason grind their cocks against each other and in no time at all both of them were rock hard!
“Nothing like a little frottage between friends, right guys?” Dean said with a chuckle.
“Greg! Mason! What the hell are you guys doing?!”
The still invisible Dean turned around to see two men coming out of the “Costume Emporium”.
One had the look of Asian heritage with black hair and a slim yet firm build. He was dressed as a cowboy.
The other was black with very short dark hair and a nice muscular body. He was dressed as a cop.
“Leon! Ken! Help us! We aren’t doing this! Something is making us!” Mason shouted at the guys.
Dean spun around to look at him. Apparently his brief shock at the new arrivals allowed for one of his captives to break partially free of his paralysis. He concentrated and Mason went back to being frozen.
“Look guys...”Said the cowboy (Ken apparently) as he walked up to the two. “I’m not judging, it's cool and all that you decided to experiment with each other, but did you have to do it out in public like this?”
“Yeah bro. Do you all know how many websites these pics and vids are gonna be posted on?” The cop (Leon) said, gesturing to the naked mens ever growing audience and the various types of cameras and phones being held up to get a good shot of their public nudity.
Throughout all this, Dean had been continuing to force the men to rub dicks with each other.
“Hmmm...I do believe you two are just about done.” Dean thought and then quickly turned them towards the crowd...where they both immediately came.
Two powerful streams of semen came shooting out at the crowd, eliciting a cheers from some and laughter from others. A few made sounds of disgust...but no one looked away from the scene.
Dean released both Greg and Mason from his control.
Neither one immediately reacted. They were both woozy from their orgasms and still just generally confused. It finally dawned on them that they were able to move of their own free will again which prompted them both to turn red as a tomato from embarrassment, slap their hands over their deflating privates and then run back past their two friends and into the “Costume Emporium” looking for a refuge from their humiliation.
“Dude, can you believe that just happened?” Ken asked Leon.
“Not if I hadn’t seen it with my own two eyes. I mean I always had a feeling that Greg and Mace might kinda have a thing for each other. But to get freaky like that out on the street? Man, that took some serious balls.” Leon said as he watched his two naked friends through the front store windows running into the dressing rooms together to hide.
“Yeah they got balls all right. And just about everyone in town has seen em. Along with everything else they were born with.” Ken chuckled to himself.
“But what was that Mason was shouting? Something about something making them rub dicks?” Leon said with a confused look.
“I don’t know dude. Maybe they were just drunk.” Ken shrugged.
Dean (still invisible) had been catching his breath this whole time. Releasing the two men had suddenly made him realize just how much energy he spent with his power use.
“That will suffice” came Jacks voice from the camera again. “You may now return to me at the cemetery pumpkin patch.”
“Finally this night is almost over with!” Dean said aloud, but in his mind he was a little disappointed at all this perverted fun coming to an end.
“But you know....it wouldn’t hurt to have just two more little sacrifices. Especially when they are practically presenting themselves to you like that.” Jacks sly voice oozed out of the camera.
“Huh? What are you talking about?” Dean said and then looked over towards Ken and Leon. “Oh. Now I see.”
Both men had their backs to Dean, allowing him to notice just how tight the pants of their costumes were and how beautiful the butts contained therein must be.
“Nothing to elaborate this time. Just some nice public exposure will do.” Jack said.
Dean grinned and braced himself for one more big use of his power.
He raised his hands with his thumbs and pointer fingers extended as though he were a kid pretending to have a gun in a game of cops and robbers.
“Stick em up!” He yelled.
The power forced both Ken and Leon to raise their arms up over their heads.
“What the hell?!” Leon shouted.
“BANG!” Dean exclaimed, making a gesture with both hands as if he had just fired his imaginary guns.
And as this gesture was made, everything below the waist on both Leon and Ken was torn away in a flash! Pants and underwear gone! Just their footwear remained. Each mans cock was still jiggling from the force of their clothing’s abrupt removal.
“Holy shit! Leon! Help!” Ken screamed, turning crimson.
“I’m in the same situation here bro!” Leon screamed back.
Both men struggled but this only made the show more enjoyable as it cause their exposed privates to flop around in wonderfully obscene ways.
Dean had them turn around so that all passersby could get a good look.
Both embarrassed men continued to yell as they saw their own voyeuristic audience growing on the street, one with another slew of cameras.
“That’s enough. You better start making your way back here before the night is done.” Came Jacks voice from Deans camera.
“Fine, fine! I'm on my way” Dean sighed.
“I eagerly await your return.”
Dean released Leon and Ken and watched them take the same route as Greg and Mason, running into the store and hiding in the dressing rooms.
Dean turned to leave but halted.
“Hmmm...one for the road.” he said with a grin.
He flicked his hand towards the store window and watched as every door of the mens dressing rooms fell off their frames, exposing the four hiding naked men as well as a few other unlucky guys in the process of changing clothes.
And with a chuckle in his throat and a spring in his step, Dean made his way back to the cemetery.

A little later...

“And so the Gatherer returns.” Jack said and gave a small clap. “Bravo Dean. This has been one of the most delightfully perverted Halloweens in years.”
“Well...uh...your welcome.” Dean stammered, still weirded out by the living scarecrow and pumpkins despite everything he'd experienced this night.
Jack extended his arm and the camera on Deans chest unstrapped itself and floated over to his waiting palm. “Oh yes. This footage will do nicely.”
“So were cool now right? You wont be dragging me into the netherworld with you. Right?”
“Oh are business is almost finished, there's just one more thing.”
Dean looked worried. “And whats that?”
“Well in your efforts as Sacrifice Gatherer, you were unable to participate in the tradition known as 'Trick Or Treat'. So I believe that we must rectify this.”
“Umm...uh..OK, I guess.”
“Now I would say that your temporary access to my powers counts as a treat. Especially with the way you were obviously enjoying yourself. Wouldn’t you agree?”
“Uh...yeah. I'll admit it. I was kinda getting off on stripping those guys.”
“But that leaves the second part of the tradition. The trick.”
Dean didn’t like where this was heading. “Oh no, that's OK. Don’t trouble yourself. Besides, it's trick 'OR' treat, not trick 'AND' treat.”
“Well I'm feeling generous this night. So I'm giving you both parts of the tradition. Now, Are you ready for your trick?”
“Umm...no?”
“Too bad.”
Once again vines shot out from the pumpkin patch towards Dean and wrapped themselves around his limbs. This time they pulled him down to the ground.
Dean stared up in horror as Jack looked down on him with the most devilish of grins.
“All right my loyal followers...” He addressed the jack-o-lanterns around him who all gave out slight giggles of anticipation. “...Let the feast begin!”
Each Jack-o-lantern opened it's mouth to show off very sharp fangs.
Dean screamed in terror as the pumpkins magically leaped forward from their spots in the patch and towards him. Fanged mouths snapping.
Deans screaming continued as he felt the pumpkins mouths next to his skin as they bit down.
In fact, he was so focused on screaming that he didn’t seem to notice that none of the seemingly murderous jack-o-lanterns were tearing into his flesh....merely his clothing.
The old cheap black robe was torn asunder and devoured by the pumpkins. Dean's tee shirt and jeans soon followed, as did his sneakers and socks.
Dean finally realized what was up and stopped screaming and instead resorted to yelling at the perverted pumpkins.
“Hey what the hell!? This was just another stupid excuse to get someone naked?! I thought you were all going to eat me alive!”
Jack continued his grinning. “Well they very well could have, bit Phineas begged them to eat only your clothing. He's taken quite a liking to you. Speaking of which....”Jack turned his attention to the pumpkins fighting over the last shreds of Deans pants. “Phineas? Would you care to finish this off?”
The pumpkin in question bounced up onto Deans stomach, facing his underwear clad crotch. “Oh of course Master Jack! Thank you so much!”
Phineas then puckered his pumpkiny mouth and began sucking in.
Dean could feel is underwear unraveling!
Thread by thread the undergarments were sucked up into the jack-o-lanterns mouth like a long strand of spaghetti, until finally Deans private parts once again lay exposed to the pumpkin patch.
“OK, Fine I'm completely naked now. Are we done here?”
“Oh no dear boy. The trick isn’t over just yet.” Jack cooed.
More vines came forth and forced Deans legs apart and up in the air, exposing his most private areas to the spirit of Halloween.
“Were just getting to one of my favorite parts.” Jack began undoing the front of his pants.
“No wait! You cant mean-” Another vine shot out and wrapped around Deans mouth, silencing him.
Jack knelt in to perform his 'trick' and stared down at the naked struggling for beneath him.
His jack-o-lantern eyes glowed with a hellish light.
“Happy Halloween Dean.”

Later that night, as 'Trick-Or-Treat' comes to a close...

“Wow! This was one awesome Halloween!” Exclaimed little Ricky Danvers as he towed his now very heavy candy-filled pumpkin pail back home. He had actually had to skip a few houses giving out treats because he just didn’t have room for any more.
As he made his way back home he heard some people running up behind him. He turned just in time to see four men pass him by. Two were completely naked and two were wearing just the top portions of a cowboy and policeman costumes, their bottom halves being completely bare. They seemed to be shouting things about getting home as soon as possible before even more people saw them naked.
Ricky sighed. “Grown ups. They do the weirdest things.”
He arrived home to find it still locked up. “Mom and dad must still be out.” He said to himself.
“Psst! Ricky! Hey Ricky!” came a desperate whistle from the bushes next to the front door.
“Huh? Nash? Is that you?” He leaned over to get a better look. “Why are you still naked?”
“I cant get into the house, the spare key went missing and I'm not coming out there for someone else to see my naked ass and post it up on YouTube! Gimme something to cover with! Please!” Nash pleaded.
Ricky felt that his brother had had enough punishment for the night and told him to come out and he'd give him the cape off his knight costume which Nash promptly put around his waist like a towel.
The two brothers sat on the front porch watching the last of the trick-or-treaters making their ways home.
“If you promise to be nice to me until the new year I'll share my candy with you.” Ricky said.
“Yeah sure pipsqueak, whatever.” Nash said and then reached over to grab some treats from the pumpkin pail.
“You brought that on yourself you know. The whole getting stripped naked thing.” Ricky stated, matter-of-factually.
Nash frowned at him. “Oh yeah? How so?”
“You interfered with my trick-or-treating. The spirit of Halloween saw that and decided to punish you.” Ricky then blushed a little. “It just decided to do it in a really naughty way for some reason.”
“Yeah well...I'm kinda inclined to believe that. Seriously, there was some scary shit at work there. I couldn’t move and my clothes came off on their own.” Nash turned red all over at the embarrassing memory. “Yeah Ricky, The spirit of Halloween really fucked me this year.”
“Buddy, trust me. You don’t know what it means to be fucked by the spirit of Halloween.” A voice said from the sidewalk in front of the Danvers house.
“What the...” Nash and Ricky said as they saw the speaker.
A young man Nash's age. Completely naked with his hands tied behind his back by what looked like vines.
“Happy Stripoween!” The guy said and shook his hips around making his cock and balls flop about. He then stopped and began walking his way toward the next house.
“Hey dude, what are you doing?” Nash asked.
“Trust me. I don’t wanna be doing this. But I kinda don’t have a choice.”
“What?”
“Trust me. It's best not to get involved anymore than you already are.” The mysterious naked man walked off, leaving the Danvers brothers more confused than ever.
“Just a few more streets and six more guys Dean. Come on, you can do this!” Dean said to himself.
Jacks last part of the trick (after the fucking) had been a little curse that would cause the naked Dean to slowly walk home (which was something of a mercy since he wasn’t going to be able to walk straight for almost a week) and shake his naughty bits to at least ten different men all while proclaiming a 'Happy Stripoween' to them.
“I'm starting to think that I should have had him drag me into the netherworld.” Dean groaned as he saw a couple of guys talking to each other up ahead. He braced himself and got his junk ready to wiggle.
“Happy Stripoween!”


The end.
….Until next year perhaps?
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!