Sids Yaoi/Slash/Stripped Corner 2

Happy Halloween

2011-10-31T20:05:00.000-07:00

Hello boils and ghouls, and Happy Halloween!
Yup, that's right, this is gonna be my Halloween post.
I'm a little upset though. This was going to be a new Vlog episode but my video editor crashed on me twice and wouldn't create the file, so we'll have to celebrate Halloween with an old fashion blog post.
So here we go, how shall I bring my embarrassment fetish into this holiday?
Hmmmm...
I think I'll tell you all about a couple of little characters that have popped up in some commissions of mine.
Ghosts.Spirits of the dead, doomed to wander the earth, never knowing the peace that death was supposed to give them.
And cute faced little floating sheets!

Everyone remembers seeing little guys like this floating around in peoples Halloween decorations, and of course since they are a part of my childhood memories, I feel the perverse need to use them in my embarrassment fetish!
Actually...it's not entirely my fault this time around.
I stole the idea to use these ghosts to strip people from an artist on DeviantArt named legmuscle.
He dose some brilliant art that focuses on stripped and embarrassed scenarios.
But where I focus on men being embarrassed, he prefers to focus on the fairer sex.
Now thats all well and good, I likey the ladies just as much as the men (I'm sure that surprises some of you - Thats a subject for another time) but I definitely prefer seeing men on the receiving end of a good embarrassment nudity scene!
But that doesn't mean I cant appreciate the wonderfulness of an embarrassment scene no matter whose in it.
Which leads us to this pic I found in legmuscles gallery.

I friggin loved this idea!
Two cartoony ghosts, using their...uh...ghosty powers to phase the clothes right off of a person without them noticing it!
And so since this idea was so awesome I needed to take it and see if it worked on guys as well as it seemed to on ladies.

The results were most satisfactory!
Their first appearance in a commission of mine involved them meeting Gourry from the anime Slayers and is drawn by Demona.
Slayers is one of my all time favorite animes by the way.

Now while Gourry is a handsome man and very skilled swordsman, he is not the brightest bulb in the box. The ghosties realized this and took advantage of his inability to notice things right away.
You gotta love that man.

The second time I used these two little guys was in a Ranma commission.
Ranma Saotome saw the two ghosties coming towards him and thought they were looking for a fight. He got in a battle stance and waited for them to attack, but instead they just passed right through him, but they also took some souvenirs with them.

I love how they leave a few items of clothing on the folks they strip! It makes the rest of their nudity so much more noticeable and embarrassing.
This was drawn for me by Goldenkitsunequeen on Y!Gallery and she did a great job with it. I am especially fond of the onlookers she drew in the background!

The next time I used them, I returned to the Slayers fandom and had them go after Gourry again but also added Zelgadis into the mix as well!
This time around, instead of a pic I asked for a comic.
I think the stripping works so much better in a comic format!

This is probably one of my all time favorite commissions.
I technically consider it incomplete, because one day I want to pay FruitDrop to go back and color it for me!

Thats all I have used the ghosties for so far, but I already have plans to use them for some more stuff.
But before I end this post I'd like to show you these pics.
The ghosties weren't my first try at haunted house molesters!
Before them I liked to use disembodied ghost hands to hold guys in place and then undress and molest them!
I used this scenario on both Zel and Gourry not once but twice! XD

I'm afraid thats all I have for Halloween this year, I had a story in mind. I called it the "Pervy Pumpkin Patch", but I couldn't get it written out well, so no story this year.
Sorry.
Oh well, maybe I'll try and type it up anyway and post it as a late Halloween treat sometime in November. ^_~

The Sid Vlog Episode 1

2011-09-27T01:52:00.000-07:00

The first of what I hope will be many installments of my new Vlog.
Also, I'd like to apologize in advance for how I sound in this video.
I had just gotten over a bad cold and my voice wasn't back to normal yet.
And...sorry if you find this boring. It was kinda hard to find a way to introduce this vlog and keep it entertaining.

See you next episode!

Embarrassment Enhancements

2011-02-25T23:36:00.000-08:00

OK folks, this time we have a couple of pics and a couple of videos!
First up we have the scene from "Drop Dead Fred" that you should all be familiar with by now since I've mentioned it a few times.
I was very surprised to find that almost everyone who likes embarrassment nudity knows of this scene and considers it one of the best examples of the fetish.
Anywho, on to the video!
Lets ogle some sexy muscular toga-clad waiter ass! XD

And as you can tell, all thanks goes to Cinemale for that clip.
Now as awesome as that scene is, we all need to admit that it could have been better if we got a frontal shot!
And that leads us to why this post is called Embarrassment Enhancements.
I am taking classic embarrassment scenes that I love and commissioning artists to enhance them so that nothing is hidden! XD
For these two pics, we will be getting our art from the awesome J.C. ^__^
So here it is! The long awaited frontal view of the de-togaed waiter from Drop Dead Fred!

Awwwww yeah! That was awesome! ^__^
And now onto the next scene!

In the mid 90s the Lawrence brothers stared in a sitcom called Brotherly Love. Good God! The filthy things I wanted to do to Joey Lawrence! Hell, he still looks good these days and I would totally jump his bones!
...Ahem.
Anywho, one of the early episodes featured the second youngest brother Matt joining the drama club at school and doing Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Nights Dream". Standard sitcom fare. But throughout this episode is a subplot with the eldest brother Joe (Which I have affectionately titled The Naked Joe Subplot) which ends with him posing naked in front of an art class!
Now I have included the entire subplot storyline in this clip rather than just the final scene because it is all just so darn amusing. Brotherly Love was actually a really good show.
And you have just got to love Lloyd (the big guy) in this clip, for various reasons, not the least of which being what he dose to Joe at the very end.
Oh, and I put the wrong episode number in this clips title.
This all happened in episode 4, not episode 6.
Sorry about that. : P
Anyway...on to the clip! XD

And so here we are!
Joey Lawrence..oops! I mean Joe Roman in all his glory! XD
This is what that ladies head was keeping us all from seeing in the clip. Dammit bitch! Move your fucking head!
Sorry, I get a little mean when you come between me and my embarrassment nudity.

Didn't J.C. do one hell of an awesome job with this pic? It looks sooooo good.
And I am not just referring to that delicious looking piece of dangling man-meat!
I love how he not only did his best to get the face to look just like Joe but he also did an awesome job with he background! He even altered the sketches on the wall to be more fitting with this scene! XD
I loves ya J.C.
Here's hoping we can do business again in the future! *Kissy Kissy*

I'll see ya all in the next post. ^__~

Happy Valentines Day from Sid and Tux

2011-02-14T14:04:00.000-08:00

Sid - Hey guys! I just wanted to wish you all a happy valentines day! But you all need a present to go with that, so I decided to bring in one of my long time anime crushes to help out. TUXEDO MASK! Say hello Tux.

Tux - ...

Sid - Oh that's right, I forgot that I had to paralyze him in order to do what I wanted to do. Silly me.

Tux - ...help...me...

Sid - Now now Tux, don't go fighting it. You agreed to help me give everyone a nice present for valentines day. So lets get started!

Sid - Woo hoo! Look at them naughty bits jiggle!

Tux - *blushing*

Sid - OK, I guess that's enough for today. Just let me get a few more good gropes in there.

*Grope* *Fondle* *Grope* Fondle*

Sid - Alrighty, that should be good enough for todays perversion. Time to let him go.

*ZAP*

Tux - AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Sid - Tee hee! *disappears*

Tux - You sick pervert! How the hell am I going to get home like this?!

*He notices something is missing*

Tux - Wait a minute. Wheres the rose I was just holding?

Tux - How did he even...? Oh god. Time for the most humiliating exit Tuxedo Mask has ever made. *blush*

*dashes away*

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY GUYS!!!!

Random Lovelies!

2011-01-30T17:42:00.000-08:00

Lets get right into this post!
First we have this amusing little comic by Heyohwhoa!
I commissioned this as a gift for Croup so it caters to both my stripping fetish and his spanking fetish. They sync up rather well. ^__^
So Joe Higashi was doing his usual taunt but his opponent didn't appreciate it so he pulled Joes shorts off completely and started spanking him right in the middle of the ring!

And after he did that he asked for something else to do on a livestream cause he was bored, so I showed him THIS CLIP from the movie "Drop Dead Fred" and asked him to draw the poor embarrassed de-togaed waiter!

Someone has got to tell me who drew this! I must know so that I can thank them for drawing a scene right out of my imagination!
I'm more of a Marvel fan than a DC fan but I have been giving the DC universe a looksee recently and I was immediately attracted to the idea of the Lantern Corps. One of the main reasons being that I immediately thought up all the ways those rings could be used in my stripping fetish!
And then I find this pic and I'm all "EEEEEEEEK! AWESOME!!!"
XD

And now I need to introduce you all to PsychoShinji!
She's another awesome artist and she dose some great work with men of Lupin the 3rd.
She's been doing some awesome stuff with Jigen, like this pic where he is being raped by tentacles!

But I have always been a fan of Goemon myself.
Just look at him!
He looks so cute when he's embarrassed!

So needless to say I was thrilled when she started to do more naughty pic with my dear samurai! XD

And I just about fell outta my chair when she made this pic!
And the awesomeness doesn't end there!
She says she is going to make a Lupin doujin that centers on Goemon humiliation!
I am soooooooooo looking forward to it and will totally buy a copy when it comes out!

And here we have EllieWolf.
I haven't spoken to her in a while but she did some awesome stuff with me in the past. Here are a couple of pics that were born outta a little joke I made about a pants stealing monster.
The other wolf demon you see in the pic is Kitakaze, an OC who was Inuyasha boyfriend/husband in a little story she had going on.

And the other dude in this pic is actual Sesshomaru and Kougas son!
Yeah...there was some Mpreg in these stories.

Explosiv22 has an awesome style that they draw both their characters and others characters in!
I loved they way they drew Johnny Storm/The Human Torch and I especially loved this pic of his pants being yanked down! XD

So I of course commissioned them to show Johhny accidentally burning his clothes off with his flame powers!

And here is Rubius who has done some awesome stuff with guys from Danny Phantom, Kim Possible and American Dragon.
But this little comic featuring the boys of Danyy Phantom is one of my faves!

Now I'm not a big Naruto fan myself, but this pic by Light24 is just precious!
It looks like everyone was having a ninja training session when everyone suddenly decided to gang up on Sasuke and strip him!

EvilLeeOnami is an artist who I had been meaning to commission for quite some time and when I finally did...whoo boy! Just look at this awesomeness.
First Ranma has his shirt and pants torn off him by Ryoga and Mousse in their cursed forms and now finds himself running after them as they play keep away through the streets of Nerima!

And now Gosunkugi has a go at humiliating Ranma by using a VooDoo doll to take his pants off and force Ranma to go running around naked from the waist down. Ryoga saw this display by Ranma and went up to him to confront him about his actions but right as he started to say some fighting words...Gosunkugi starts giving Ranma a blow job via the voodoo doll and Ryoga doesn't know what to make of Ranmas panting and very obvious erection! XD

And this last pic is not a commission of mine but just one of her older works that happens to coincide with my interests very well!
I love seeing Zelgadis stripped! XD

That's all for now! See you in the next post! ^__~

Uncharted : Drakes Nudity

2011-01-11T01:34:00.000-08:00

So I am a big fan of the two Uncharted games for the PS3 and I can not wait to play the third one that comes out in a little less than a year! XD
Now you all know me and can probably guess that there is something other than fun gameplay that has me loving this new video game series.
And you probably made the correct guess.
Yup. I love the games protagonist Nathan (Nate) Drake!
Such a fine specimen of manhood! A shame though that he never loses any clothing in the games to show off that bod of his.
I mean come on game developers! Would it really have been that difficult to give us a "Shirtless Drake" skin as an unlockable reward on the game? XD

Oh well. There are some awesome folks online who have decided to help us Drake fans out in the nudity department! ^__^

First off we have this nice piece by the talented Nookiedog.
I love the alternate game title he's come up with here! XD

And now these two pieces by the lovely Explosiv22.
I love their more animated version of Nate!
Both the fully clothed...
And not quite as fully clothed versions! XD

Unfortunately I do not know the artist for this pic. I came across it on a message board. If you know the artist than please tell me so that I can give them proper credit for getting Drake naked and wet for us! ^___^

Ah ha! Now we get into my contributions to the Uncharted fandom!
This piece is by the artist Gojira and was done as a commission for me.
I rather like how this looks as thought Nate is posing for a a gamers edition of Playgirl! XD

Now you may have seen this one in my video tribute to Demona.
Yup this is by her and for me.
I always thought that the Uncharted games could do with some tentacle action. ^____^

And here we have a pic set by my dear Harperdude.
I suggested making it look as thought Nathan Drake was being forced to strip at gunpoint by some bad guys! And he did not one but two versions of that idea!
One wear the bad guys were nice enough to let Nate keep his briefs on and one where they weren't as kind to him. Tee hee! XD
I love how smug he still looks!

And now for some fun with Sablechan!
He was offering some sketch commissions so I immediately jumped all over the opportunity to get more Drake porn!
It's basically the same idea as what Harperdude drew for me, only this time the bad guys tied Drakes arms behind his back and stripped him themselves! ^_______^

And here we have a request pic that the wonderful Branchlaw did for me!
I wanted to see the results of Drake going through some really troublesome thorn bushes to get to his current treasure and here is what we got!
He even gave it the lovely name "And those were my favorite pants too".
XD

These next two pics are by the DA artist Phoenix-Cry and believe it or not I had nothing to do with these pics scenarios! Phoenix-cry came up with them all by herself!
In fact, she actually wrote out the scenarios for both pics as little ficlets on there respective DA pages. Go check them both out HERE and HERE. ^__~
Oh and check THIS out! She animated the first pic! Unfortunately she also put pants on him. : P

And here is the latest naughty pic of Drake.
Another commission of mine from the wonderfully talented FruitDrop!
It's the same concept as the pic Branchlaw did for me, but I just had to see it done in FruitDrops style! I LOVE IT!!! XD

And that's all for now folks! ^__~

Montage of past two musicals

2011-01-05T12:39:00.000-08:00

The first thing that you need to know is is this...
There are NO NEW CLIPS in this video montage.
This was just a little test I did that wound up amusing me so much that I wanted to share it with you all.

I received some new video editing software for Christmas and I wanted to test it out to see if I'd be able to make a new decent Embarrassment video for the blog.
Well I uploaded the finished versions of the two previous Embarrassment Musicals and it suddenly gave me the option of selecting a music file and then letting the program create a music video all by itself.
So I thought "Hmmmmm, interesting" and selected a catchy tune from my Anime Music folder and then hit "Create Video".

This is what I got...

Heh heh.
Yes this amused the hell out of me and I hope it dose the same for you.
I also hope this goes to show you all that I am indeed trying to do something for this blog despite the very long runs of inactivity.
I'll try and post again soon.
See ya later! ^_~

P.S.
The song you heard is from an anime called "Maze".
It's the animes ending song and is titled "Junk Boy".

Sids 12 Days of Stripmas

2010-12-26T01:26:00.000-08:00

On the first day of Christmas Sidious stripped for me...
The dumb but hot Rune Soldier Louie!

On the second day of Christmas Sidious stripped for me...
Squall Leonhart!

On the third day of Christmas Sidious stripped for me...
A shocked Spider-Man!

On the fourth day of Christmas Sidious stripped for me...
The hot Human Torch!

On the fifth day of Christmas Sidious stripped for me...
FIVE DISNEY GUYS!!!

On the sixth day of Christmas Sidious stripped for me...
Ranma Soatome!

On the seventh day of Christmas Sidious stripped for me...
A mad Kurogane!

On the eighth day of Christmas Sidious stripped for me...
Colonel Roy Mustang!

On the ninth day of Christmas Sidious stripped for me...
A boasting Kamina!

On the tenth day of Christmas Sidious stripped for me...
A blushing Zelgadis!

On the eleventh day of Christmas Sidious stripped for me...
The Ouran High School Host Club!

On the twelfth day of Christmas Sidious stripped for me...
The cast of Inuyasha!

Merry (belated) Christmas everyone! ^__^
All of these lovely little sketches were drawn for me by the oh so wonderful EvilDisko over on Y!gallery and the perverse version of the 12 days of Christmas is from my own twisted little mind. ^__~

Random Post of Randmoness # 2

2010-05-27T00:18:00.001-07:00

OK! Here we go with some more randomness! XD

There is a wonderful new artist (new to Y!Gallery anyway) going by the name of Tracto!
And they are made of so much awesome!
Not only are they talented as hell, they also share my fetish of seeing guys stripped and embarrassed! It was online love at first sight! ^__^
It was when I saw this little comic that I knew me and Tracto where get along just fine.

And they even think like me!
Here they have Harry Potter suffering from someone using the Accio summoning charm on his clothes, which is an idea I've toyed with in previous requests and commissions.

Hey! Remember my Spider-Man story "Prancing Pervert Pants Free"?
Well Tracto read it and loved it. They even drew a scene from it!
Poor Spidey has no pants and must now do with a small thong made of webs to hide his dignity.

Tracto is just too good to me! They are always willing to hear me talk about my ideas and are even making a short comic for my birthday. It features a certain X-Men member being stripped naked. That's all I'll say for now. Mwahahaha! XD

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And speaking of Spidey...
Here we have another Y!Gallery artist named Sablechan.
He drew this pic of Spider-Man for a friend, and as soon as I saw it I was all "KYAAA! AWESOME!"
And then Sablechan was like "If you like it so much would you like to commission your own Spidey pic from me?"
And I was like "Yes please!" ^__^
....BEHOLD!!!
Spidey really needs to invests in a stronger brand of spandex.
If it's not your own boner ripping out of your pants than it's an overzealous villain tearing your costume in a very embarrassing place during a fight. XD

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Ah Demona!
She is one of those artists that has a special place in my heart!
So often she has listened to me ramble on about my weird ideas and never has she refused a commission from me, no matter how strange. And believe me I have commissioned some doozies. :P
So she decided to make me a little birthday gift.
She remembered that my first anime love was Darien/Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon.
So here we have him being walked in on while attempting to give himself a little self love.
And whats this? Oh dear, it appears that his voyeur also has a camera .
Sorry Tux, but you can expect this video to be up on the in internet very shortly.
HA! XD

Ah ha! But the Tuxedo Mask fun doesn't end there! ^_^

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Another artist who has found himself on my Commission list is Utenabaron.
Without any push from me, he started a little project dedicated to Darien/Tuxedo Mask and I just had to get my licks in there. So I commissioned my own Tux pic from him! ^_^

Darien has run into some of his fans, and they are really happy to see him.
You can tell that he just doesn't know how to react as his fans start to unmask him.
Unmask him thoroughly! Mwahahahaha!!! XD

Now we go from Japan to Canada!
Last year a new Canadian cartoon started up called "Stoked".
I immediately fell in love with it.
Well...really I fell in love with one of it's main male characters. Reef.
Reef has had his swimming trunks fall down at least twice so far, and if that trend continues than Cartoon Network can coint on me a a loyal viewer!
So here I got Reef commissioned!

And now from Canada to the U.S.
Poor poor Gambit.
All he wanted to do was train in the Danger Room for a little while, but it seems ti have malfunctioned and decided that it's goal is to strip Gambit naked!
He fought off the Danger Rooms attempts to strip him for a while but then suddenly...
*RIIIIIP*
Gambit looks down at his now mostly naked body as some metal tentacles make off with his stolen clothes! XD
Isn't that view just awesome! XD
This is not the first time I have asked to see Gambit being stripped by the Danger Room (nor will it be the last).
Lets have a look at another rendition of this scene!

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Her we go!
The talented Karulox drew up this little scene for me (and he's currently working on another pic for me too).
Is this not just one of the hottest versions of Gambit ever!
He did a great job at capturing Gambits emotions as he realizes he's gonna be stripped naked and put on display for anyone who comes into the Danger Room!
Ahhhh, sweet sweet humiliation! ^___^

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Raja815 is yet another awesome person from Y!Gallery.
She is a huge supporter of the Roy Mustang and Jean Havoc pairing from Fullmetal Alchemist.
I'm quite fond of that pairing as well.
Which is why I came up with this lovely little idea that she drew for me.

Havoc asked Roy to go to the beach with him and after some pestering he finally agreed.
But when Havoc presented him with a pair of skimpy black speedos as a gift, well...he wasnt having any of that and said forget it and put on his plain old swimming trunks.
Havoc was rather upset at Roy so as soon as he saw that Roy had fallen asleep, he took his trunks right off him and then burned them.
He then left the skimpy speedos next to Roy. If Roy didnt want to spend the rest of the trip completely naked than he would have to put them on! XD

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And now I'd like to introduce you to Cartoonjunkie and their two characters Earl Riley and Steve Dunn. They belong to an ongoing story known as Roommates.
I cant explain it but for some reason I immediately fell in love with these two guys.
Now Earl and Steve are not a couple. But there is some thing between them that I choose to interpret as sexual tension.
They both belong entirely to Cartoonjunkie and anything I have them do is not "canon". Only CJ can decided what is canon for the Roommates story.
But...they are kind enough to let me commission them with Roommates stuff that satiates my perverted needs. ^____^

First we have Earl trying to grab a book off a shelf and Steve feeling mischievous and deciding to pants poor Earl who unfortunately (for him) has gone commando today.

And then later on Earl got Steve to play a tabletop RPG with him.
But Steve kinda took over the game and Earl keeps finding his character getting stripped and/or molested constantly.
I really hope CJ dose some more with these guys. I love em! XD

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And now we come to the wonderful CrimsonBlood.
Crim is such a lovable guy. ^_^
And he's an awesome artist too, as can be seen by this commission of mine.

Here we see an unlucky hero being set upon by a group of bandits. They have taken everything from him. Literally everything. They've left him naked as the day he was born and even stole his dignity. But they may still not be done. It looks like some of them might wanna have a bit more fun with him before they leave him to be found by the local villagers. XD
Just look at the muscles on that guy! Crim outdid himself with this pic.
The captive hero is actually based upon this guy from the RPG Maker computer program.
I always liked to use him as my hero whenever I used RPG Maker. So of course I had to find a way to strip him naked at some point! ^______^

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And now we come to the end of another random post. I think I might do another soon so keep an eye out for me! ^_~

Random Post of Randmoness # 1

2010-05-24T23:31:00.000-07:00

OK folks!
I'm gonna make a couple of big ass posts for the next couple of days to make up for being inactive again.
Alright, lets dive right into this! ^_^

First lets take a look at some Disney guys, minus some clothing and dignity.
Now nothing too "naughty" is visible thanks to some amusing censors.
This pic is by the DeviantArt user Resin12.
I really hope they'll do more in the future, because I find these pics very amusing! ^_^

A small word of warning to those tat go to Resing12s DA page.
The naked Prince Philip pic also has a naked Aurora in it. So don't view it if you don't like the idea if seeing Disney boobies. XD
I'm sure some of you are upset that you can see any Disney dongs (HA) in this pic collage.
Well I think that the next pic will more than make up for that. ^___^

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Here we go!
That is one fine piece of meat Aladdin has there.
I always liked the idea of the Sultans guards ripping Als clothes off when they threw him in the dungeon. It would have made the meeting with Jafar later much more awkward and hilarious!
This pic was made for me by Mark579 (who I believe is no longer active on Y!Gallery unfortunately).

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A commission from Rafidel on Y!Gallery.
There is just not enough sexy fanart of Ranma on the internet.
Well...not the male version anyway. There are millions of female Ranma pics. :P
This commission is my attempt to rectify that problem.

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OK, This pic is actually meant to be a bot of a challenge to you guys.
I have had this pic for years and I'm pretty sure it is supposed to be the character Recca from the manga/anime"Flame of Recca".
As much as I love it, I have no idea whats going on!
Can any of you folks that can read Japanese tell me what is being said in the word balloons.

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Ah yes. Here is a commission of mine from the artist 2046.
Isn't it lovely! ^__^

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My darling darling FruitDrop! Your are just awesome!
Here folks, check out two commissions this wonderful person has done for me.

Here we have Zelgadsi and Gourry from the anime "Slayers" trying to esacpe some naughty tentacles but loseing there pants and dignity in the process! XD
And here is a commission that's not fanart. GASP!
I always loved this scene in the movie "Drop Dead Fred" where a waiter dressed in a Roman toga has it fall off him when the titular character steals the clasp holding it together.
Check out a small animated gif of that scene RIGHT HERE!
So I asked Fruitdrop to draw me a guy in the same situation.
When asked for a reference for the soon to be naked waiter, I randomly chose Drake Bell (who I think is kinda hot) but with a more muscular build.
And here we are!
Isn't he just precious!
Oh, and speaking of Drake Bell...

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Did anyone see the spoof "Superhero Movie"?
Well it was one of the better movies to come out in the past few years.
It was mainly a Spider-man spoof and stared Drake Bell as the Peter Parker character Rick Riker who becomes the hero Dragonfly.
Well there was a short scene where Dragonfly changed into his cotume to quicjly and runs onto the scene not realizing that half of his pants are not on and his white briefs can be scene.

At my request, Michael of the blog Bare Naked Men has allowed us to see an alternate version of the scene where Dragonfly also forgot to where underwear on that day. Tee hee! ^_^

Oh, and speaking of the Bare Naked Men blog...

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Michael has continued to indulge my requests for more Shawn Michaels edits!
This is a famous centerfold picture the Shawn did years ago, but we decided that he didnt need the championship belt covering all that lovely flesh!
Here is a link to the original pic where he still has the belt on.
And here is the back. BUTT SHOT!

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From the ever lovin Kidnova!
This is actually a birthday gift to me. He asked me what I wanted and I said "Gimme some Spider-Man!"
And he made sure to pander to my "Stripped and Embarrassed" fetish big time!
Somehow Peter Parker has been stripped naked and tied up and not only was he photographed but he has also been "Tagged" on Facebook! XD

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Here we have an older and a newer commission from the artist JCArtBlog on Y!Gallery.
Despite the length of time between these commission they are meant to be bookend pics.
Here we have Gourry and Zelgadis from "Slayers" both captured by the same pervert and stripped down in the same dungeon.
Aren't these two pics just beyond awesome! ^__^

Commission Exhibition - Demona

2010-04-29T02:06:00.000-07:00

OK folks, there is a lovely lady out on the internet known as Demona and she is just made of awesome!
She has been so kind to me and has taken quite a large amount of my rather strange commissions without any questions asked. ^_^
So it is time to feature her work here in my blog.

Here you will find a video that shows all the commissions I've gotten from her.
It's quite classy.
...No really, it is.
Heh heh.

I have chosen to show off all my commissions in this video file rather than just posting them on my blog because I want you all to go visit Demonas online hang outs to see the full images.
You can find all these pics at the following places...

Demonas Web Page.

Demonas Y!Gallery Page.

Demonas Blog.

I hope my commissions amused you and Demonas artwork astounded you. ^_^

P.S.
The editing in this vid is a bit of a warm up to a certain musical I still plan to make a third vid of.
^__^

Musical Act 2 Clips Info

2010-04-23T00:24:00.000-07:00

OK!
So I never put up a reference sheet for all the clips I used in my second Embarrassment Musical and I have been asked to do that for quite some time now.
So here it is!
This picture has a screenshot of each clip in the order of which it appeared in the musical, just match up the numbered screenshot with the list beneath the pic and you should have your info!

Oh, and for those of you who haven't seen the second Embarrassment Musical, just follow this link!

1. Youtube Video of two guys fooling around
2. Craig Doyle (host of BBC show "Holiday") having fun
3. A movie called "December Boys". One of those butts belongs to Daniel Radcliffe
4. The Accidental Spy. Jackie Chan had (has?) a nice butt
5. Old homoerotic short movie
6. Wild Engels (TV show)
7. Celebridade (I have no ide what this is)
8. La Tormenta (TV Show)
9. Wrestler Shawn Michaels having his pants yanked
10. King of the Kickboxers 2 (movie)
11. So I married an Axe Murderer
12. Disneys Hercules. The show not the movie
13. Brotherly Love (TV Series)
14. Haunting Me (A Thai Movie)
15. Hercules the Legendary Journeys (TV Series)
16. The Invisible Kid (Movie)
17. Clothing Commercial from either Europe or Turkey
18. Random video of a guy being pantsed by his friend
19. Straight Porn Star Evan Stone. Movie Unknown
20. Blackrock (movie)
21. Tomcats (movie)
22. D2: The Mighty Ducks (movie)
23. Unknown Show, but the actor is named Cristian Arriagada
24. Disaster Movie.
25. Random pantsing video from Youtube
26. Rurouni Kenshin (anime)
27. Un Paso Adelante (Spanish TV Show)
28. Vintage Gay Erotica
29. Random Japanese Show
30. Vintage Gay Erotica
31. Stripped for a Laugh
32. Random video of guy getting pantsed
33. Muscle Models Undressed (A Sharpshooter Studios video)
34. Random video of guy pretending his clothes are vanishing
35. Innerspace (Movie)
36. My Super Ex Girlfriend (Movie)
37. Vice Academy 3 (Movie)
38. Joseph Andrews (Movie)
39. A "George of the Jungle" skit....on ice!
40. An unknown Japanese movie
41. Adventures of a Private Eye (Movie)
42. A Bertolli Advertisement
43. Spy Groove (An Old MTV Cartoon)
44. The Strip (TV Show from New Zealand)
45. Drop Dead Fred (Movie)
46. Unknown (But it's file is labeled andreas arnstedt)
47. Accidentally Naked (A short film)
48. The Full Monty (Broadway Performance)
49. The Sorcerer's Apprentice (Movie)
50. Aqui No Hay Quien Viva (Spanish TV Show)
51. The Footy Show (Australian Sports Program)
52. A commercial for a Bacardi beverage
53. Unkown Japanese show
54. Knaked Knights (A Sharpshooter Studios video)
55. A Kellogs commercial...apparently
56. SMS (Sin Miedo a Soñar) (A Spanish TV Series)
57. Unknown (It was from a video montage)
58. Night Stand (TV Show, actually this is a blooper from that show)
59. Meatballs (Movie)
60. Same as number 19
61. Jackie Chans First Strike (Movie)
62. Random video of a guy having a wardrobe malfunction in the gym
63. Kim Possible (Disney Cartoon)
64. Whatever It Takes (Movie)
65. Video of a boxer being weighed in and his towel dropping
66. Get Smart (The 2008 Remake Movie)
67. One Tree Hill (TV Series)
68. Same as number 31
69. Stonewall & Riot (CG Porn)
70. Same as number 56
71. The Nude Bomb (Movie)
72. Shawn Michaels exposed at Wrestlemania X
73. How The West Was Naked (A Sharpshooter Studios video)
74. Les Branches de Saint Tropez (Movie)
75. Beef Jerky Commercial
76. Same as number 5
77. Desert Heat (Movie)
78. Sex in the City (TV Show)
79. M.V.P. (Tv Show)
80. Capri Sun Commercial
81. Same as number 19
82. Random video of guy who's swimming trunks were stolen by friends
83. Holeproof Underwear Commercial
84. Dead Boyz Don't Scream (Homoertoic Slasher Movie)
85. Another Holeproof Underwear Commercial
86. Hard to Hold (Movie)
87. The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (TV Show)
88. Eien Densetsu - A Live Action Sailor Moon Musical

I hope you all found this helpful. ^__^

Blog Recommendation

2010-04-19T19:02:00.000-07:00

I have been following a blog called "Bare Naked Men" for quite some time and I suggest that you all should do the same! ^_^

GO NOW!!!

Now I know that the title doesn't make it sound like you'd find anything different there than what you'd find in hundreds of other blogs but believe me, this little corner of the internet is special!
It's owner, Michael is quite good at getting clothed men naked.
.....Through the power of photo editing.

Seriously!
Just look at how he swiped the pants right off of Chris Evans! XD

But what makes this blog even more special is that he doesn't just focus on making fakes of well known male celebs. If he finds a pic of a hot guy that isn't already showing off there naughty bits, well then it's down with the the pants and up with the full frontal fun! XD

I knew that I would love this blog as soon as I saw that he had a fake of a certain wrestler that I nerve see fakes made of!
SHAWN MICHAELS!!!

I have always had a HUGE crush on Shawn Michaels but no one on the internet ever seemed to share that opinion enough to put out some naked Shawn goodness for us all to enjoy. Mind you, if I had the talent then you'd probably be getting a piece of Shawn art in some shape or form almost every month! XD
So you can imagine my fanboy squeals when I saw that fake.

But it gets better.
Michael was kind enough to accept my requests and make not one but two more Shawn fakes!

Ahhhhhhh, the joy these pics give me. ^___^

Upon further inspection of the blog I came across a lovely little scenario that features one of my favorite mythological heros!
Hercules (as portrayed by Kevin Sorbo).

There was a delightful scene where Herc is caught by some goons and they rip his vest off for a little inspection.
Well on "Bare Naked Men" the scene goes a little further than it originally did in the show.

Hercs pants soon go the same way as his vest!

After a some teasing, lil Herc cant help but stand at attention.

Yum yum yum! That's some good demigod dick! XD

And now Hercs gonna be spending a few nights as the guys entertainment! ^_____^

Now you cant tell me you all didn't enjoy some part of this post!
So go and give "Bare Naked Men" a look.
There is a LOT to look at so I'm certain that there is something for each of you.

Happy fapping everyone! ^_^

A Banner For You All

2010-04-17T13:14:00.001-07:00

Hey guys!
After a kind offer of banner exchanges from Crimsonblood, I suddenly realized I didnt have a good side banner to give him.
So I made one! XD

Feel free to take take this banner if you want to use it to link my blog to yours.

^_~

Sids Wall Of Conquests!

2010-03-11T02:40:00.000-08:00

I did it again guys.
I let my blog hibernate for far too long.
Well..I think we've all come to understand that I am a sporadic blogger.
I promise to try harder!

Anywho...on to today's post!

Here we have a lovely piece of art feature none other than yours truly!
^__^
Or at least how I like my online self to be perceived. :P
And behind me is a wall filled with pictures of guys from various mediums of fiction that I took right after relieving them of all or just enough of there clothing! XD

Real pretty aint it? ^_^
This delightful pic was made for me by the extremely talented Tonberryknight for me to use as my ID on Y!Gallery.
But I thought you folks might like a better look at it, so here it is in all it beautiful commissioned glory!

Each and everyone one of those Polaroids must have a very interesting story behind them! XD

In other news...
I have downloaded a LOT of vids that are relevant to my interests (Stripped and Embarrassed of course) and think I am ready to try and put out another Embarrassment Musical.
But......no music. :(
Seriously, I cant find one piece of music that I think I can turn into a new embarrassment music vid.
Can you guys help me out? Any suggestions?

Anime Recommendation - Inukami

2009-09-26T18:29:00.000-07:00

Well it's about time I made another post.
And this time I think I'll give you a nice little anime recommendation.

Due to some posts made by Croup on his blog I became interested in an anime called Inukami.
It's a rather hilarious anime but there is one main reason I fell in love with it.

What is it you say?
Well...it's better to show you rather than tell you. ^_^

Yup.
The main character (Keita) is stripped naked almost every other episode.
I find this rather refreshing for a show with more girls than guys in it.
Now I admit that my "Stripped and Embarrassed" fetish is what truly makes me love this anime so it may not be to every one's liking.
To get some more level headed info on this series check out it's wikipedia entry.

Oh and two more things...
The song you are hearing is actually the ending theme to Inukami and do please check out this detailed article on Croups blog about episode 2 of this anime.
You'll see why when you get there! ^_^

By the way, there may be another embarrassment music collage in the near future.
No promises, but keep your eyes peeled. ^_~

Stripped For A Laugh

2009-05-23T23:15:00.000-07:00

Ok, just like the "Busted" clip, some people have expressed an interest in seeing the source of some clips I used in my Embarrassment Musicals.
The clips in question involved two men getting various guys to model for them and eventually get them naked against there will.
Much embarrassment and hilarity ensues.

The clips come from a British softcore gay porn/comedy called "Stripped For A Laugh".
It is supposed to be like a "Candid Camera" TV Show, only all the gags involve getting guys naked and embarrassed. XD

Apparently this piece of softcore gold is one of a kind.
The folks who made this never made another like it (to the best of my knowledge) and I have never seen another quite like it from anyone else.

Here is a short video collage I made of scenes from "Stripped For A Laugh".
See if you like. ^_^

And yes.
That is music form Final Fantasy 8 that I used.
Tee hee.

Well I hope you enjoyed that.
Now if you want the whole scenes for your self, than here they are uploaded to Megaupload for you to download.

Please note that I am not the uploader of these files, so please do not give me credit for them.

Stripped for a Laugh - Billy 001.avi (15.11 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Billy 002.avi (12.38 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Billy 003.avi (28.24 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Dean 001.avi (26.75 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Dean 002.avi (36.76 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Dean 003.avi (32.73 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Jason 001.avi (34.21 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Jason 002.avi (28.2 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Jason 003.avi (34.39 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Kevin 001.avi (29.89 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Kevin 002.avi (26.76 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Marco 001.avi (18.58 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Marco 002.avi (14.95 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Marco 003.avi (21.59 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Marco 004.avi (11.72 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Marco 005.avi (29.97 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Marco 006.avi (24.05 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Rob 001.avi (19.76 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Rob 002.avi (27.71 MB)
Stripped for a Laugh - Rob 003.avi (32.74 MB)

Oh, and if for some reason you'd like to download my little video montage, here is a rapidshare link for it.

RIGHT HERE! XD

^_~

"Busted" - The unknown embarrassment clip

2009-05-18T20:01:00.000-07:00

OK, I have had quite a few people asking me for the source of this footage I used in my second "Embarrassment Musical".
I'm afraid that the sad truth is...I don't know the source. :(
It was one of many embarrassment clips that Christoph sent to me when I requested his help.
He said that he didn't know the source either.
He only knew that the file was named "Busted" and appears to be in German (or some language similar to it).
I fell in love with it immediately, not just because of the naked embarrassment but also because the guy has long hair, and I likes me some long haired mens! XD
So since I don't have the info people have been requesting, I will post the clip that Christoph sent me in it's entirety.

Enjoy.

Someone pointed out to me that the naked long haired guy kinda looks like Fabio.
Heh heh. ^_^

Oh! And if you would like to download this clip than here is a rapidshare link to it.
^_~
Linkypoo!

Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 and Strider Hiryu

2009-05-08T23:10:00.000-07:00

Woo hoo!
One of my fave fighting games is going to be made available for Download on my PS3!

Marvel Vs Capcom 2!

This is super special awesome! XD
Not just because I will love to have this game again, but because I had recently been giving thought to buying a used PS2 copy of the game from my local Gamestop.
Unfortunately that little beauty costs $80.00 :P
So I'm sure this downloadable version will be much more affordable.

In honor of this wonderful news, I'm gonna post some pics of one of my fave Capcom characters to play as in the game.
Strider Hiryu!

Oh, and he is going to be in the process of being stripped and raped by some robotic tentacles.
Did I fail to mention that?

Tee hee! ^_^

I came across this pic set in a zip file of random yaoi/bara pics quite some time ago, so unfortunately I do not know who the artist is.
If anyone knows who made these pics than please let me know so that I can give them full credit.

Artist Spotloight - Harperdude

2009-04-09T23:52:00.001-07:00

And now we have a post that focuses on the art of a guy is just down right awesome.
Harperdude!
A good portion of his art is made for his own personal pleasure.
I think that's why I like it so much. ^_^
Art is always good when both the artist and viewer enjoy the finished product.
Lets look at some highlights! ^__^

Here we have Gambit of the X-Men.
It appears that some of his clothing has started to disappear.

And here we have the martial artist/actor Jason David Frank in just his briefs.
He's better known as his character Tommy the Green/White ranger.
Now come on, who didn't want to see Tommy stripped out of that Power Ranger suit! XD

Ah yes, Terry Bogard.
Pics of Terry in various states of undress has pretty much become a staple of Harperdudes work.
Woo hoo!
What an awesome thing to always draw more of! XD

And good old Ralf!
Another hottie from the King of Fighters video games and another one of Harperdudes favorite guys to strip down! ^_^

Oh look! Another guy named Terry. ^_^
Here is Terry McGinnis from Batman Beyond.
It looks like poor Terry has been drugged/knocked out by the gang of hoodlums known as "The Jokers" and taken advantage of.
Did I mention that another reason I love Harperdudes stuff is because he's more than willing to indulge in my Embarrassment fetish! ^_^

The boys of Final Fantasy VIII having a bit of fun on a big comfy couch.

Classic Chris Redfield naughtiness! XD

And here we have some of Harperdudes original characters.
Alex - The guy with blond highlights.
Matt - The guy with red hair
Cid - The guy with blue hair.

Uh oh!
Cid being retrained and stripped.
Looks like something is about to happen here!

I hopw you all enjoyed these!
Go see them and more at Harperdudes blog.
HARPITUDE : YAOI ARCHIVE

Artist Spotloight - Wrong

2009-04-09T00:30:00.000-07:00

And now we come to the artist known as Wrong!
Almost every one of there pics fits so well into my embarrassment fetish.

Artist Spotloight - Jubell

2009-04-07T11:09:00.000-07:00

Recently the artist Jubell contacted me to let me know that they are now venturing into the realm of homoerotic art and they were kind enough to choose me and my blog as one of there outlets for this new venue.

And Jubell knows what I like! XD
Just look at that!
A stripped and thoroughly humiliated Spider-Man!

And whats this?
Ooooooooooooo, just look at those nice pink cheeks! ^___^

Jubell has made an offer to draw some pics for me as well, so hopefully Jubell will become a regular contributor to the blog! ^_^
So lets all welcome Jubell!

Jubell can also be found at my other favorite online hang out, Y!Gallery.

Time to do something around here!

2009-03-17T16:26:00.000-07:00

Haven't done anything in a while, so lets post something just for the hell of it! ^_^
And...here...we...go! XD

Now haven't we all wanted this to happen.
There we are walking along the beach with our best bud who also happens to be a smoking hot stud when we trip and fall, and during our fall we try to stop it by grabbing onto our friend.
But we slide right down him onto the ground (must have been all that sun tan lotion he was wearing).
As we look up we see that we have taken our friends trunks/speedos down with us.
What a sight! XD

This pic is by the ever lovin Dongsaeng.

Ah ha! The Flash is using his powers in one of me favorite ways.
Speed Stripping! XD
Here he has relieved Batman of his utility belt and outer underwear. XD
Your outfit doesn't leave much to the imagination without those undies dose it Batsy? ^_^

By my buddy CrimsonBlood.

Jimmy Olsen - Wow Superman! That was some battle.

Superman - Yes, but I was able to win in the end.

Jimmy Olsen - Would you mind posing for a picture for the Daily Planet.

Superman - Not at all. *Poses*

Now if only Superman had paid more attention to just how bad the battle damage to his costume was before he allowed any picture to be taken.
Tee hee! ^_^

Everyone need to start watching Hajime No Ippo!
The reason being that this piece of fanart by Daevakun is not that far off from actual events that take place in the story. XD

Uh oh.
It looks like Spidey has had yet another run in with the wicked Sidious!
Who has once again left him with little clothing, no dignity and one honey of a hard on! ^_^

Read the story Prancing Pervert Pants Free if you didn't get that reference. ^_~

This pic has been on the internet for years.
I remember coming across it when I first got into yaoi, and I still think it's one hot fanatsy!
We loves it! ^_^

I love Icemans version of a battle between the guys of Justice League and Parallax!
Thats how fights should go!
First you make sure to remove anything covering your opponents naughty bits, and then you summon some tentacles! XD

Oh come on!
Is this doujinshi cover not just adorable! XD

Spidey Commission Goodness. ^_^

2009-01-21T20:22:00.000-08:00

This commission of mine is by the wonderfully talented artist Frenchie!
Spidey was lost in thought and didn't notice hat he was headed right towards a flag pole. He is able to dodge it at the last second thanks to his spider sense....but unfortunately for him his costume didn't fair so well.
The flag pole caught a hold of his costumes lower half and...well...see what happened for yourself. ^_^

And here we have an amusing lite commission.
This one is by JC Art.
Spidey was just minding his own business when all of the sudden...
*RIP*
Some invisible hands start to unmask him....in more ways than one!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD

Same pic but with a colorful background! ^_^

And this one is not a commission.
It is a pic drawn by Spryte!
He decided to draw his own version of "Sidious" having his way with every ones favorite wallcrawller. ^_^

EDIT
Heh heh. I cant believe I forgot to post this one earlier.
This commission is from the artist Gojira.
Lovely isn't it. ^_^
Johnny and Spidey were having a friendly little argument when Johnny decided to suddenly end it by Flaming On and Burning/Tearing Spideys pants off!
Well that's one way to win an argument! XD

Post of randomness!

2008-12-23T23:49:00.000-08:00

Wow! I have really neglected my poor little blog haven't I.
Heh heh.
Well here is a random post with random pics from one of my many folders!
Just to liven things up a bit. ^_^

Theres nothing like a good old classic!
Here we have a brave warrior rescusing a young lad from danger.....but only after the boys pants have somehow found there way around his ankles!
"No time to worry about your dignity! We must escape!"

I came across this random piece of fan art quite some time ago, and I just love it's randomness! XD
This is Bill Weasley (one of Ron Weasleys many brothers from the Harry Potter stories) and he has just gotten out of the shower...only to find a group of mischievous faeries stealing his underwear and towel.
"It's naked time!!!"

I was looking all over for this pic and finally found it! XD
I dedicate this pic to Soupgoblin.
I employed his help in trying to find this pic sometime ago but he wasn't able to find it, however he did indicate that he would like to see it if I ever found it!
So here it is!
Ryus hot ass exposed and Ken getting an up close and personal look at it!
Look at those blushes! XD

Ahhhh, one of the many kiribans I have one during my time at Y!Gallery.
This is from the artist Tammalee (as the pic clearly states).
It is me (Sidious) in a slightly "chibi" form sneaking up behind Kakashi from the anime Naruto and yanking his pants and undies down so that I can get at his juicy bits! XD
I'm not really a big fan of Naruto but I have always liked Kakashi! ^__^

Heres an old commission of mine.
This is Louie, the main character from the anime "Rune Soldier Louie".
He is attempting to cast a spell, but being the clutz he is, he causes all of his clothing to disappear!
This could have been an actual scene in the anime, it's very in character for Louie. But the shows creators didn't seem to keen on any embarrassment nudity scenes with Louie.
Poo! :P

This is a classic piece of Masanori art.
At least I'm pretty sure i'ts Masanoris. I seem to remember first seeing it years ago on his website.
Well, more recently, Soupgoblin posted it on his blog and I was like "Hey! I remember that pic! It was awesome!" and so here it is for all of you to enjoy.
I've always wanted to see a guy lose a boxing match by having his shorts pulled down and/or off and him being to embarrassed to continue the fight! XD

And so Spider-Man rescued all the male models that Mysterio had kidnapped but failed to realise that Mysterio had infected them all with an aphrodisiac.
Now he must fight off there attempts to "thank" there rescuer!
"Ok guys...come on...stop it...I don't...oh god that feels good...I mean...oh wow...lets not do anything we'll regret later...where are you putting your toung!?

XD

The Amazing Spider-Man in Prancing Pervert Pants-Free

2008-09-24T16:55:00.000-07:00

I'm posting this here for those few folks who have yet to read it.
This awesome piece of fiction was concieved by myself, written by Jessjess and illustrated by Dongsaeng.

And now I present to you Spideys most embarrassing adventure ever! ^_^

CHAPTER ONE

It was turning out to be a bad day for Peter Parker (aka Spiderman) as he swung through the city on his regular patrol. The life of a hero was exhausting. He’d only grabbed three hours of sleep in the past few days, and it wasn’t even for a good reason. He had decided to just skip patrols today and catch up when the first irritant of the night had shown up in front of him and snatched a purse. It turned out that the guy was just thrilled to be caught by his favorite super hero and actually had to be gagged in order to shut him up.

That was only the beginning. His spider senses were tingling like mad from that event on. If he looked left the sense grew stronger on the right, and the same for the opposite. Someone out there was stalking him and it was pissing him off. After hanging the forth pair from a street lamp his senses finally focused on one area and he left before giving his traditional “Crime Doesn’t Pay” speech. He was going to find out who the jerk was before they followed him home.

The rooftop was deserted it seemed, but relying on instincts that rarely failed him was necessary for our young arachnid familiar so he stayed where he was.

“I know you’re here.” He called out. “Since you’re so bent on following me why don’t you come out and talk?”

A hole appeared in the fabric of the universe, and a being in long dark robe stepped out. His features were undistinguishable under the hood he wore. There was no way of telling that he was young or old, but the glowing red eyes were focused entirely on him.

“I knew when I found you that you were magnificent.”

“Gee thanks, but I’m not into guys.”

“You are as I wish you to be.”

“What a load of crap! Look, I know you guys are all kinds of thrilled every time someone stops you from being bored, but I already have at least two of you inter-dimensional creeps playing with me on a regular basis, and there has to be some kind of limit on the number of stalkers on guy can have. Would you like the number to some other super heroes, or perhaps the name of a good therapist?”

“For the time being my “stalking” as you call it has a time limit. It is my on’krelva, my rest period, soon I will return to my duties. However, that means that I do not have an unlimited amount of time to “play” I think you called it? I shall gather the souvenir I wish for now.”

Spidey felt a breeze below and beneath his mask his eyes were at their widest extent. The creep had taken his pants! He was so stunned he couldn’t even react to the flash of light in the corner of his eye.

“Give those back!”

“Was souvenir the wrong word? Perhaps it was pre-show that I was supposed to say?” He dodged nimbly as the half-naked man lunged for him.

“You can’t just take the pants off people!”

“I can’t? But yours came off so nicely, and I must say your body seems very impressive.”

“How would you know? You only seem interested in the front lower half.”

“I felt it.”

“Oh no, you did not!” Spidey yelled.

“Of course I did. I simply stepped into other space where time is still, and examined you thoroughly. I must say, you humans seem very firm in rear areas.”

“You grabbed my butt?” He yelped.

“Is that what the exterior area behind you is called? I think I like that. Butt,” he tried out loud. “Yes, that will do. I like your butt.”

“Y-you need to stay away from my butt.”

“I believe I wish to see you swing this way.”

“I just bet you do, you pervert, but I want my pants back.”

“But then I wouldn’t be able to add them to my collection.”

“You’ve done this before?”

“Not since my last on’krelva.”

“My life is over.”

“I have not said this.” The visitor frowned. “Why have you said these things?”

“Buddy, if you don’t know by now, you’re not going to.”

“This is why I find humans so fascinating. Say something else.”

Spiderman shook his head. This was obviously a dead end road, and he was looking like the dead thing at the end. He used his non-stick webbing to try and form some pants, but only got to a thong before it ran out.

He looked at the lunatic hopefully. “I don’t suppose you’d give me the belt on the pants would you?”

“Why did you do that? I wanted to see you swing the other way.” He whined slightly.

“Because the other way gets me arrested, and thrown in jail.” The masked man explained in an almost patient tone. “Now can I have the belt? I have to have to webbing, or I can’t make it home.”

“Oh, you have plenty to make it home I just blocked it while you were trying to make that thing.” He gestured to the thong.

Spiderman let out a short frustrated noise. He refused to admit that is was kind of a scream, especially when it was supposed to be a manly yell. He shot out his line and stepped to the edge of the roof. He was going home.

“Don’t follow me.” He threw over his shoulder and swung out.

~~~~~~~~~~o)0*0(o~~~~~~~~~

He swung over the rooftops of his city, staying as high as he possibly could, and wondered if he could get his hands on the list putting him at top of the “Intergalactic Things to Visit” and shred it. Actually, he could probably get more super heroes in on this since it seemed that Earth was at the top of the hit list as well. At least they had danger on their agenda. It seemed that all he attracted were perverts and cryptic.

His Spidey-senses were still tingling which meant that the nut was still on his trail. This was annoying to say the least, but there wasn’t a lot he could do about it until the whacko got bored and went away. He wanted to smack his head into the nearest convenient building when he heard the scream from below.

A huge sigh slipped from his lips as he realized that he really wasn’t getting paid enough to do the whole hero thing. He dropped into the alley the scream came from. It seemed that robbers had decided to pick on some poor defenseless woman again. He had them wrapped in his webbing before they even realized what was happening. Dragging them out into the street he hung them from the nearest light pole and headed back to give the woman her purse. A wolf whistle brought him up short.

“Woohoo! Wouldja look at that ass!”

“Hey, Tommy, I think we stopped Spidey on his way home from the strip club.”

“Yeah, don’t blame us! We were just lookin for a way to make a couple a bucks for that thong!”

Two quick thwips of sound had the would-be robbers gagged. There was no respect in this town whatsoever!

“And you need to stop taking pictures!” He yelled at the near by roof. “I can see you y’know!”

He threw the purse back to the startled woman, and took off again. He was going home. He didn’t care if Broadway collapsed at this point. There were enough heroes in this town that they could deal with it. He needed clothes, he needed sleep and he wanted his blanky. There was some serious consideration put into calling Aunt May and seeing if she still had it.

It was a relief to reach his apartment with no more mishaps. He slid open the window only to find the pervert was in his room!

“What part of “don’t follow me” was I unclear on?” He yelled.

The sorcerer gave the impression of a pout. There was no way of telling he was pouting, which meant he was apparently very good at it, since you could definitely still tell.

“I was here to give you back your garment, but if I am such an inconvenience I can leave.”

“No!” He blurted out. “No, I would appreciate them back if you don’t mind.”

“Oh good, then here you go!” The blue (He could finally see the color) robed man said brightly laying them over the chair.

“Um, would you mind leaving now?” He asked tentatively. “It’s been a really long night and I’d like to get some sleep before I have to go to work.”

“Yes! I can do that.” He clapped delighted. A rip appeared in the universe again and the being stepped through.

“Thanks for my pants.” Spiderman called.

“My pleasure!” The red eyed head popped back through the whole. “I plan to get them off you again soon enough!”

The hole closed.

His life sucked so much.

~~~~~~~~~o)0*0(o~~~~~~~~~

Peter Parker was late for work. His alarm hadn’t gone off, the water heater in his building was busted, and every bus was late. If it weren’t for the fact that he was afraid of attracting the weirdo he would have swung to work, but after last night he wasn’t taking any chances. He must have missed the “Week Of Hell” memo. He was still exhausted from the last few days and nothing seemed to show any signs of improvement. He sprinted into the Daily Bugle’s building and ran up the stairs.

J. Jonah must have been in a good mood since the crowd around him was moving at it’s usual break neck speed, but no one was crying. He went to set his things on his desk when he heard his name being bellowed in his editor’s dulcet tones.

“Where’s Parker? I want him in here right now! No, I don’t care if he’s late! Call his cell! Who doesn’t own a cell phone in New York City?”

Peter walked into Jaimeson’s office wondering what he’d hear now.

“Parker, just the man I was looking for! I see you finally took my advice and stopped worshipping at the alter of the eight-legged freak.”

“W-what?”

“These pictures, m’boy! Found ‘em on your desk! Great work, great work! They’re going out in the next edition. Have to work up a title though. What about “The Spider Menace Shows His Webs” or maybe “Prancing Pervert Pants-Free”? I’ll have to think about it.”

“May I see my pictures again, Mr. Jaimeson?” Peter asked. He had a very bad feeling.

“Sure, I see a big bonus in this for you, Parker!” He said grinning wildly around his cigar. “We’ll make a photographer out of you yet.”

Peter’s heart leapt into his throat and then dropped to the floor. There he was in 5 by 7 glossy glory swinging around in a web thong. That menace had put the pictures he took on his desk, and he’d stolen Peter’s own camera to do it!

He backed slowly out of J. Jonah’s office, sick to his stomach, and stepped up to the secretary’s desk. “I’m supposed to get a voucher from you.” He said in a weak voice.

“Sure, Peter. Hey, are you feeling alright? You look kind of pale.” She said as she wrote it out.

“It’s just been a long week.” He sighed and accepted the voucher. Glancing down his eyes got huge. Was that the real amount? He looked at her and saw the wide smile.

“I guess the boss really liked the pictures.” She whispered.

At that moment he felt a sharp tug and the button of his trousers flew across the floor and his pants (costume included) dropped. Peter closed his eyes as his face turned a brilliant red and groped around his thighs to pull them up. The usual noise of the busy news room dropped to silence as cat calls and whistles broke out all over the room.

“I’m so sorry,” He whispered.

“Don’t be,” She whispered back with a wink. “You should give me a call sometime.”

Peter hurried out of the room ignoring the comments, the laughter and most importantly the feeling of the hand grabbing his butt when his pants had dropped.

CHAPTER TWO

Peter didn’t even open his eyes as he chucked his screaming alarm clock at the wall. The alarming lack of a connecting sound had them cracking open however. Crap, the window was open. He stumbled over to the tune of pissed off New Yorkers yelling at his window.

“Sorry!” He directed down in a general apology.

Dead silence was not what he expected, nor was laughter.

“Hey, look!” He heard someone yell. “He thinks he’s Spiderman!”

That more than anything else got him to realize the breeze he felt wasn’t the air being unusually chill, but rather that he was naked… again. He jerked back in the window red cheeked. Mr. Cloaked, Dark and Pervy had taken off his clothes in his sleep. He thought briefly of moving to a nudist colony until his visitor had left, but there weren’t any close enough. Besides, New York was way too cold in the winter for anything like that.

His alternate identity’s reputation was completely shot by now. Jameson was having a field day with all the shots that magically appeared on his desk. His bank account was probably more padded now than it had ever been in his entire career thanks to that freak. Maybe he should have taken up stripping as a job since it seemed to be his new hobby, whether or not he wanted to. He was waiting for the phone call from the other superheroes in the city, and they were going to come soon. He could just hear the laughter. He went over to the closet, the day was already shot but he had work to do.

It was empty.

The whole freaking thing was hangers and open space!

Oh, except his costume, which should have been hidden! What? Was the daily humiliation he was going through not enough? Because there was no way he was going out a window he had just flashed the street in the one outfit guaranteed to get him more attention than that! Next there was going to be a giant neon sign outside his window blinking; Home of Spiderman: Butt of Every Cosmic Joke!!

He meant to thump his forehead on the closet door, but put it through instead. Words Aunt May would have washed his mouth out for rose to his lips, only to freeze at the sound of an amused voice.

“Oh my, what a charming view!”

He didn’t even think twice, he flung his butt backward until the door shut. At this point any protection was better than nothing. Even if it left him looking like a stuffed and mounted head.

The visitor pouted. He pouted! What kind of cosmic power pouted?

A wave of the hand had the door vanishing. Peter had the only covering he had left over his groin with a speed that would have made Quicksilver jealous, then he worried about his hands safety.

“That shade of red is so enticing. I like it far better than the red of your costume. I wonder if I could possibly match it? Then again, verbal descriptions are so hard to match. Something tends to get lost in the translations.”

“I want my clothes back.” He ground out.

“Those things are terrible for your body shape! I much prefer you this way at home so I put them somewhere else.” He smiled brightly, “But I left you your “tough warrior” outfit. You can still go and fight crime!”

“I’m not leaving my apartment!” The harassed man yelled. “Do you know what that fight with The Shocker yesterday did to any shred of credibility I might have possessed?”

~Flashback~

The screeching sound of metal hitting pavement had him scrambling for the nearest alleyway. There was the possibility that it was just an accident, but the rhythmic flashes of light argued that conclusion. The eye blinding yellow and green of one of his more color blind opponents did too.

Shocker was trying to break into an armored vehicle again. Some of the villains he faced would have required some time to find out what other scheme this would finance, but Shocker was the kind who just wanted money. This guy was barely a blip on the radar with his super powers, but he was back in Spidey’s territory which meant he was going to have to be squashed again.

The fight didn’t take that long. Of course, that may have had something to do with the fact that every time a bolt of electricity came close enough to cause static shock an article of clothing disappeared. The underwear was the last thing to go before the hyena collapsed laughing.

Oh, he knew who was responsible for this little gem.

Yep, yuck it up, he thought as he put in a new cartridge and hung the still laughing idiot from the light pole. Sirens and lights blared up the streets and he heard the tires squealing to a stop just as he swung up to the nearest roof.

“Here, Life Destroyer! C’mere, you damned poltergeist, I want my clothes back!”

His mysterious boy in blue showed with his costume folded neatly in his hands. That was so gay. He would have stomped up to him, but that was really kind of painful with out boots on, so he… walked hard up to him and ripped his modesty out of his hands.

Clapping his hands in delight he grinned at the dressing hero, “That was most enjoyable! You’re not mad are you?”

“Oh no, I’m not mad. I’m not mad at all and I won’t tear you to shreds just as soon as I can figure out how to get you to stay in one place.”

“Oh good! I worried there for a few moments since your mask was going through the strangest contortions. Do you have one of those ‘farcial tricks’ I’ve read about?”

Spiderman was shaking with the need to reach out and hit the moron, just once. He pleaded with God or any other powerful being who would listen. If he could just send the annoyance through a couple of buildings he’d feel so much better! There was the slightest chance that he could try…

Deep breath…

“No, I don’t have a facial tick, I’m just tired of being on the front page of the news paper.” He said shoulders slumped.

“Is that bad?”

“Well,” he made his voice wobble a little. “It’s not good. They won’t respect me at all.”

“Oh, I can make it better!”

“How?”

Howls of laughter could be heard over the traffic below. Spiderman ran over to the side of the building to see Shocker in the same position as himself a few minutes ago, only he was cuffed. The villain was hunched over frantically trying to preserve his modesty. An impossibility since the only thing he wore was a mask. The cat calls of the audience were music to the ego battered superhero.

“Woah, wouldja lookit that teeny-weeny dinky! You think it’s December on that side of the street?”

“I’d be a villain too if I had to hide something that small!”

“Hey man, I’ve seen Spiderman, no wonder he beats the crap outta you all the time. At least he’s a real man!”

~End of Flashback~

“Okay, so maybe that particular incident wasn’t the best example,” Peter said with a grin. “But you can’t leave me with no clothing. I have work…”

The doorbell rang. Why was his doorbell ringing? A soft sound had him looking over to his unwanted occupant. His eyes narrowed as he saw a pale hand slip inside the cowl to muffle the giggles.

“No, you wouldn’t do this to me again this morning,” He protested. “I need clothes to answer the door!”

It was a bad thing when the buzzer stopped. That meant whoever had been downstairs was on their way up, and he had no idea who that was. What if someone had called the police about earlier? He dashed for the bathroom and a towel, hoping beyond hope that they had been left where they were. There was a second’s worth of relief seeing one on the rack before his visitor knocked on the door.

He grabbed it and glared at the still giggling menace on his way to the door.

“Can I help you?” He asked politely, keeping most of himself behind the wood barrier.

It was a damned tea towel!

The delivery man looked him up and down, actually licked his lips, and held out a clipboard. “Yes, I need a signature right here.”

How did you put that much innuendo into “signature”, and was every male in New York gay?

He grabbed for the clipboard, only to have it snatched back out of his reach. “Is there some reason I can’t sign the slip?”

“Well, it’s company policy to have the signature witnessed by a representative, sir.”

“Look, um, it’s laundry day, and all I have is a hand towel between me and an indecent exposure charge.”

“I could come in, sir.”

“No!” He squeaked. His hips slammed into the door as a hand cupped his rear. “No, if you’d just hold the clipboard that’d be fine.”

“I’m very good at handling things with care,” the delivery guy said leaning forward.

Peter felt a hand slide around his side, grab the towel and yank it away. He turned bright red, grabbed the pen, signed, and grabbed the package.

“NothankyouIgotithaveaniceday!”

A disappointed look crossed the young man’s face, but soon brightened. “No sir, thank you! You can count on us for the best package delivery.” He left with a salacious wink.

He whirled around and let his weight shut the portal of his demise. He hurled the box at shaded face, and stalked to the bed to grab the top sheet. He wasn’t in anyway shape or form expecting it to be protection, but it was something at least.

“I assume this is yours since I had to be humiliated to get it.”

“Oh goody gumdrops, my souvenir!” He chirped excitedly. “I was floating on water on your internal web and found it. You humans are very inventive for a primitive species.” He tore open the box, “See!”

He held up a Spiderman doll.

Peter was lost in the explanation of a few seconds earlier, “Floating on… internal… You touched my computer?!”

“Is that what it’s called?”

“Yes, why did you go online to buy one? They’re everywhere in New York, without a licensing agreement I might add.” He finished sourly.

“Yes, but those don’t do what I want, look!”

He stuck his finger in the waistline of the doll’s costume and pulled them down to reveal a tiny doll butt, and sang softly to himself,

The pants go up,
The pants go down,
We watch the worlds go round and round

Peter shook his head, “You have no idea how disturbing I find it that you have a song for this. How much longer do I have to put up with you?”

He could see the slightest hint of a pout on the lips of his visitor. “I have to return to my dimension tomorrow. It’s a shame really, I never really get to stay where I want to, but that’s why it’s called a vacation, right?” Glowing red eyes lifted in his direction and off that damned doll, “We’re going to do something big tomorrow night!”

A shudder of dread rushed through his entire body at the though of what “something big” would entail. He didn’t even want to know.

Sitting down on the couch he flipped on the news. There was still some time before he had to leave for work and convince his unwanted guest to give back the clothing he stole. The local reporter was talking about a charity gala taking place at a new theater when screams broke out around the crowd. The rolling smoke told him who his opponent was.

He ran for the closet and his remaining outfit. Hauling it on he kept his ears tuned to the tv, and heard Mysterio’s voice making his demand that Spiderman come to him. He ran back to the living room only to see the seats in the theater filled with frightened hostages. The window was his only option for speed, but he couldn’t help but glance back.

“Are you joining me on this one, or can I actually save those people?” He demanded.

“I’ve never stopped you from doing what needs to be done, have I?”

“I don’t need to worry what you’re going to do while I save them.”

“We’ll see what I do,” was his only answer.

Spiderman got to the window, the street was miraculously clear for once, and threw a quick line out. Secrecy was a pain, but after all that had happened to Aunt May and Mary Jane in the past he knew better than to ignore it. The new theater was close via skyscraper and he was there dropping onto the roof in less than a half hour. He opened a skylight and dropped down inside.

There was no need for subtlety so he just lowered himself through the catwalks to hover above the stage. Mysterio had taken the TV crew’s cameras and had several others lined up around the stage. Apparently he was predictable too since one of his oldest foes didn’t even have to turn around to see him.

“Spiderman, how good of you to join us!” He gestured magnanimously.

“Well, you know how it goes, throw a guy in prison for a few years and see if he wants to be pen pals when he gets out.” He looked around. “I guess this means you’re not going to join my MySpace page?”

“I don’t know, although I have enjoyed your efforts to get my attention. Tsk, tsk, flying about town in a web thong? There are impressionable children out there.”

“Call it a wardrobe malfunction.”

“Well, it has given me a whole host of new ideas of how to deal with my current arachnid problem.”

Be damned if the fish-bowl freak wasn’t grinning at him through that helmet. His Spider-sense was tingling at him from so many places he wasn’t sure where to look. He looked out at the crowd only to have a jet of gas hit him from the floor. Stupid theaters, too many places to be booby trapped. He hit the stage in a boneless sprawl. He stayed conscious long enough to see the crowd shimmer and disappear.

“Let the show begin,” Rang in his ears as he rolled under.

~o)0*0(o~

Gas always made him woozy, not that there was a particular favorite for getting yourself a bad position with your enemies, but he’d rather be knocked out with a punch. Shaking his head only earned him a rattle. He was locked down by the neck and wrists to a… stockade? There was a rope or something holding his hips in the air which was a good thing since he’d have choked with the way his body was spread out. He gave a tentative pull against the manacles holding down his arms, not even a funny sound.

“Hello there,” Mysterio’s yard ball was in his face. “You’re awake finally, good! It becomes so much more entertaining when the victim is awake. Gentlemen, our guest of honor is ready. Are we?”

“Ready when you are, boss.” Came a voice came from the back. “The override signal is ready at anytime. It’s crossing all local, cable and satellite feeds here in the city, and the live web stream is already going.”

“Perfect,” He purred, and lifted his captive’s head as far as it would go. “As you said, it’s a whole new millennia. You wouldn’t believe how many people are paying to see this, and every single New Yorker is going to see their beloved hero humiliated at my whim.”

Spidey gulped. There wasn’t a lot about this situation that had any good side that he could see.

“Begin,” He signaled.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I bid you welcome to tonight’s entertainment! Now I do warn you that this show is not for children or for the faint of heart, but it will be entertaining. At least for me,” He gave a low chuckle.

“Many of you have wondered, as have I, what our favorite masked vigilante here is like. It seems that the past few days have uncovered a rather “flashy” side. Perhaps this side, kept hidden for so long, is a symptom of something deeper. Don’t you think it should be stopped here and now before it goes any farther?

“I believe that if he wishes to expose himself so badly that he should be given the opportunity here, in front of all of you here in the city he was supposed to protect and to all the contributors that have given so generously to provide this moment in time. Let the unveiling begin!”

He had his eyes clenched tightly shut, as he waited for his face to be revealed. Except it wasn’t. Cool metal against his stomach made the muscles flinch, and the sound of ripping fabric told him that his shirt was being ripped off him? What the…

“Not what you were expecting, Spiderman? Did you really think that I wouldn’t build the anticipation for our viewer? They’ve waited so long to see you punished for your actions and I’d hate to disappoint them. I am a showman after all and this a moment that deserves to be showcased.”

The knives were at his calves now. His boots were tugged off roughly making the rope around his waist sway and knocking his jaw into the metal holding him. The knives began slicing their way up the outsides of his legs. There was no warning when nails ran up his instep making him squirm and then giggle. Tickling? This was humiliating. His hips writhed and rubbed against the rope again, and the neck cuff was making him choke. It was the last time he could depend on it since cutting it was the next step.

His ankles were attached together as soon as the tickling stopped. What were they planning? None of this made any sense! They only cut his suit down to his elbows, and they hadn’t even gone through his underwear. This was the most clothed he’d been all week! Suddenly the urge to laugh was very real.

“This is your grand plan?” He asked. “This is your humiliation? If this is the worst you can think of well, bring it on.

“Oh no!” He mocked in a falsetto. “The big bad villain has me tied down and he’s going to tickle me. Oh Lordy, make the horror stop!” The laughter rolled past his lips.

“You think you can mock me?” Mysterio hissed furious. “You think I’ll let you get away with that In your position? You are at my mercy Spiderman!”

He gestured again and the cameras were brought to the other side. They were focused behind him? The knife was active again and his pants were gone.

“Oh, now this is a shame.” Mysterio took his own turn to mock, “All the women of the city wondering what you wear under your costume and it turns out to be plain old tighty-whiteys.”

There was an involuntary clenching as he felt the knives on the sides of his underwear. Maybe he wasn’t going to be as lucky as he thought? They went up the sides but stopped at his elastic band. They carved along the underside and came down leaving a thin strip holding the front and back panels together. At least he wasn’t completely exposed.

He heard wind whistling as a paddle was brought down with full human strength. It didn’t even leave a mark, and he started laughing again. He couldn’t help it. He’d been knocked through steel walls and they thought that this would hurt?

A hand down there stopped him abruptly.

“Just as I thought, you have a higher resistance to pain. Luckily I am more than equal to the task. Too bad, Spiderman, because I am doing this for all my brethren you have incarcerated.”

The paddle came down again, but with far more force. He could feel himself getting hotter down there and hung his head. This was going to be bad. The paddle swung again and again forcing noises out of his throat. They just weren’t what Mysterio thought they were.

Flash Thompson was the bane of Peter Parker’s existence in high school, but there was one secret they both shared. Flash had caught him once in the Weight Room, tied him to a weight bench and used his belt. It turned out that Peter Parker had a thing for being spanked. It had felt so good to fell the leather lay down welts he’d completely lost control. The good news was that since Flash never wanted anyone to find out about the fact that he had a near homosexual encounter with Pencil-neck Parker he’d kept his mouth shut.

He was completely hard at this point and sticking out of his underwear. Unfortunately, one of the henchmen noticed.

“Jumped up Jesus Christ, he’s gonna cream in his shorts!”

The paddle stopped and Spiderman gave a strangled groan.

“Why I do believe you are!” Mysterio laughed, and so did everyone else. “Imagine this, perhaps you are not so firmly grounded in the side of the good after all?”

That wicked, wicked knife slid up the elastic band and severed the band holding the last remnants of his modesty. A long finger delicately slid a blunt nail up the underside of his cock. He couldn’t stop the involuntary thrust of his hips.

“You truly love this don’t you?” Mysterio stage whispered next to his ear. “Shall we continue? After all you react so beautifully to my hands.”

He wrapped his hands around the large pole, gave it one firm stroke and held firm at the base. The tight squeeze was just as firm as the hero’s own hand. Spiderman was desperately afraid that he’d have to beg. He bit down on his lip hard to stop the words.

“What an amazing stroke of luck! The whole city is watching the fall of a beloved icon and finding out what a deviant he is at the same time. This will teach them all to follow the words of self proclaimed vigilantes blindly. I think it’s time for the world to see what you have hidden under that mask of yours, Spiderman!”

He was sweating under the mask and when Mysterio touched the edges of his mask he felt it too. There was nothing he could do, but close his eyes as it began to rise. A huge thud shook the building, and everyone whipped around as the back doors of the theater burst open.

It was the Human Torch, Thing, Captain America and Thor.

Spiderman nearly went limp in relief. Well, most of him did. He watched as the four of them waded through the henchmen, tossing them in every direction. The smell of smoke let him know that Mysterio had pulled his magician’s trick of disappearing. How did evil villains get henchmen when they deserted them in a heart beat?

Torch landed on the stage and started working on burning through the locks. There was a moment of helpless humor as Spidey couldn’t help but picture his face if he called Johnny Storm the Blow Torch. He bit back the inappropriate comment and soon they were joined by the other heroes making a human wall. The gratitude was overwhelming as he realized he was protected from the eyes of anyone and everyone for the first time in a week.

“Torch… how?”

The blue eyes were sympathetic, “You did hear him say that he was broadcasting across the city, right?”

The locks clanked onto the floor and there was no hesitation as the webbed man headed to the wall. He was going to bash himself into a coma. If anyone ever brought it up there was going to be the bliss of memory loss there to comfort him. He only got one good thud in before strong hands pulled him back. The red gloves and blue arms told him who was wrapping part of the curtains around him.

“Why don’t you head home, Spiderman? We will help the police with the clean up and I have the feeling you’d like to be out of the public eye for a while.”

“Thanks, Cap’n, but I think I’m gonna need a ride. After today I don’t want to be out in the skies with nothing more than a loincloth.”

“We brought you your extra costume from HQ.”

“God, I love you! After this week you have no idea how good that sounds!”

He yanked his costume on under the blanket and adjusted the shooters on his arms. He headed out the same way he came in since he knew there would be more reporters than he could handle outside the front door right now. He had no way of knowing that two pair of blue eyes followed his every move until he was out of sight.

~o)0*0(o~

He landed on the roof of his building and realized that the whole fiasco had taken them into the night hours. He could climb to his apartment without being a huge target. Actually he could always go through the stairways but he hated scaling the ceiling the whole way down.

His whole body ached as he came in the window. He was not happy to see the intergalactic pervert still sitting in his chair playing with the doll he ordered.

“I saw everything.”

The bland statement had him cringing.

“It was amusing at first, but I believe that Mysterio fellow went too far. I would never have spanked you or tried to make you come like that, not in public.”

The rage finally boiled out, “Well then, why didn’t you help?” He yelled. “You’re an all powerful cosmic being right? Why don’t you guys ever help when you could?”

“I did help. I made sure that your allies saw the broadcast so they would help you. Your identity is still secret.”

“It’s the only damned thing in my life that’s secret thanks to you and the other pervert that decided to violate me today. Now would you mind getting out? I’d like to go to bed. You know what? I don’t care if you sit there all night. I’m exhausted. I won’t even notice you’re there, and it’s not like you’re not sneaking in anyway.”

The blue clothed man got up off the chair and Peter could sense that he was frowning. “Well, I was going to show you the new trick I can do with the doll, but I think you need to rest now. I can show you tomorrow.”

“Yeah, fine, whatever.”

A snap of his fingers had the door repaired and closet refilled. There was even an extra costume it there which almost made him grateful considering there was no way he was going to have time to make a new one and the one he was wearing was his last.

“You can have your clothes back, but I still have one more thing I want from you tomorrow so be ready.”

“Yeah, tomorrow, sacred task, redemption of soul, got it.”

The tormentor vanished to where ever it was that he went. Peter breathed a sigh of relief, and then cursed. He was still hard! God hated him.

That was it. He was going into the bathroom. He was going to jerk off, take a shower and go to bed. It didn’t matter what the annoyance wanted for tomorrow. It wasn’t like he could actually say no anyway. He was going to fantasize about the Captain and Johnny. They only tormented him at work.

Somewhere a mischievous red-eyed rift hopper smiled…

CHAPTER THREE

His spider sense wasn’t tingling. In fact, it hadn’t tingled all day, nor had he felt a breeze from missing costume parts. Maybe his personal nightmare had gone back to where ever he’d come from? It didn’t really matter at this point. His credibility was shot with the public. Everywhere he’d swung on patrol had been accompanied with wolf whistles, cat calls, and a few marriage proposals. Then there was the overwhelming feeling that they were down there just waiting to see him naked again.

The broadcast of Mysterio’s little play time was pretty much playing on every local station at every news slot. Oh, it had been “cleaned up” for the average viewer, but it wasn’t like they couldn’t figure out what was going on outside of the strategically blurred spots. Whatever genius had thought those useless things up should have something like this happen to them so they could see what it feels like. Just thinking about it had his face as red as his costume.

Paddled Pervert’s Penis Pawed was the screaming headline of today’s Bugle. J.J. had a field day calling for “The arrest of the flying menace known as the vigilante Spiderman”. Public Indecency they called it, like he had a choice when beings straight out of a sci-fi tv show land on his back porch and make off with his clothing. No one picked on the other heroes in the city like this.

Screw ‘em all, he was going home.

It was the Karmic Scales falling over into “the universe hates me mode” when he noticed four older teens sneaking into an alleyway headed to the rear door of a convenience store near his apartment. He thought about it for a second. They could just be going to work, right? He directed to the sky hopefully. Okay, Mr. Wang almost never had help, but he could have won the Lottery or something, right? Oh, someone up there was just laughing and laughing.

He landed on the neighboring building and silently hugged the wall.

“Look, the old man will never expect us to come in from the back,” The obvious ringleader was saying.

“Yeah, but what if he has a gun back there?”

“Well then, one of you either ends up in the hospital, dead, or my personal favorite, a quadriplegic while the rest of you go to jail for a very long time.” Spiderman injected.

It was funny how the criminals would look left and right, but even in a city filled with fire escapes they never looked up. His sigh was silent as he dropped down in front of them…

And found that he couldn’t move, or speak, and his pants were moving in a distinct southward direction. Goddamned Cosmic Hormone!

Ack! Bad lustful, glazed eyes!

No Cameras! No Phones! He was getting it tattooed as soon as he could for these non-verbal situations. All he could do was give a mental thought of legality as one of the budding morally upright citizens came up with a brilliant idea.

“Hey, Trent, I dare you to go up there and touch his dick!”

One of the independent thinkers actually started walking closer as they all laughed. It was a sad thing that Bonnie Tyler’s “I Need A Hero” started playing in his head. The sudden development of a shadow in the form of a cape surrounded him and gave him a huge feeling of relief and he watched the kids scatter screaming.

That’s right you little bastards, run! He thought darkly. Now, who did he know with a cape?

Delighted giggle? Red eyes? Crap.

“I’ve been waiting for you to come home!” His blight on normal life exclaimed with a wave of his hand.

Movement is one of those things you miss when it’s gone, and being able to pull up your frikken pants is a gift of the gods. Speaking of which, maybe the ones he knew could make this one go away? He was sure that Thor owed him a favor or two…

“Have I been gone all day?” The hero asked with exaggerated innocence. “Gee, I guess it must have been my subconscious desire for a normal, fully dressed day!”

“But you have those all the time,” He pouted. “I really think my way is more exciting for you! We’ll just have to change your name to Moon Man or something… That’s not catchy enough, is it? Don’t worry, we’ll think of something with marketing potential.”

“What the hell are you doing when I’m gone?”

“Well, the leader of the midgets in the glowing box was telling me about it.”

“Glowing, you mean the TV? They’re not miniature!”

“Hmm, well they’re always small when I pull them out.”

Spidey eyed the nearby brick wall with serious consideration. He was sure that just because the villains in the city punched him through the suckers on a regular basis was no reason not to believe that one could give him a coma that would last til this nightmare was over.

“Anyway, that’s not why I came looking for you.”

“Perish the thought.”

There was an automatic flinch as a doll was whipped out from an unknown location. “This is why!”

“Isn’t that the doll from yesterday?” the web-slinger asked cautiously.

“Goodie, you remember!”

“Not on purpose, it’s more like it’s burned indelibly on my retinas,” he muttered.

“It has a new trick.”

He pulled down the doll’s pants, and grinned in delight as Spiderman’s pants dropped at the same time. Following the direction of his pants and ignoring the “Woohoo!” he came to the realization that he’d been voodoo-ed.

“It works!”

“Why am I not surprised that you would find a way to remote control strip me?”

“Because I bring joy and excitement to your otherwise humdrum life?” The blue cowled man said cheekily. “Now, come along, you have places to be.”

“No, I have an apartment to be at. A nice safe apartment where it doesn’t matter if a deranged cosmic being can’t destroy my life any further.”

There was an ominous pause, otherwise known as the “oh shit” silence, before the doll’s arm went up, and his tagged along for the ride. A slight squeeze had web shooting to the corner of the nearby building.

“Would you like to dangle over Times Square naked before we go?”

“Not particularly.”

“Perhaps you’d care to make a wager on whether my doll’s ability will actually make sure it happens?”

“No.”

“Well, what are we waiting for then? We don’t want to be late.” The red-eyed demon called as he floated to the roof.

It had to be a radioactive spider, he grumbled to himself as he went after him. Why wasn’t there a cosmic powered spider? Why did he have to be the one dealing with the lunatics that took a “personal interest” in his life? Sure, there were the other universally feared guys our there, but none of it was personal with the other super heroes out there. It was more like a coincidence that they run across them.

“Come on, we need to head out.”

“Don’t you think it would be helpful if I knew where I was going?”

“Sure, but we’re doing things my way. Just head that way and I’ll give you directions.”

“I think we’d get there faster if I followed you.” Spidey gritted out.

“But you see, there’s a burning urge to see that luminous posterior in front of me.”

“What the hell are you watching on my TV? I’m not even sure I have channels that use that language!”

“No stalling, my striking arachnid.”

“Now you’re just trying to annoy me.”

“That way. Now.”

A quick thwip and he was swinging over the busy New York streets. It was with resigned inevitability that he felt the air over his rear. He landed nearby and pulled his pants back up with a glare. Apparently that was the beginning of a new game. They spent the next twenty blocks with his pants going up and down. Spidey finally gave up and left his butt in the air as he concentrated on getting to wherever they were going as quickly as possible.

Their destination was an abandoned building in the warehouse district. At least he was able to keep his pants on after they landed.

“Okay, we’re here, what happens next?”

“You stay and I’m going.” He said before winking out.

“That’s really obnoxious!” Spiderman yelled to the empty air.

A familiar sound had him turning around. Johnny Storm was flying up as so was one of the Avenger Mini-Jets carrying Captain America.

“Hey, buddy, I’m sorry about that whole Mysterio thing yesterday.” Johnny called out.

“It seem that the villain grow more villainous with each year.”

“Dude, you did not just say that with a straight face!” The Human Torch laughed at the head of the Avengers.

“I think I have to, it’s in my contract.” Captain America said with a roguish grin.

“No offense, but I’m glad I’m already on a team where I can be the cool one then.”

“It’s not like we haven’t… helped each other out before.”

Throwing a blue-eyed wink that had the ladies all over town thinking naughty thoughts, Torch turned to Spiderman.

“So, what’s up?”

“Huh?” Oh good, he’d been hoping to sound reasonable and intelligent.

“Hey man, you called…” He got a short nod, “Us here. Your note said you had something important to show us.”

“I didn’t send you a message,” The webbed man said with a sigh. “All I know is that I can’t leave this roof until…”

Three pairs of spandex hit the ground, and three of the city’s defenders found themselves immobile.

“Um, anyone want to tell me what’s going on?” Johnny asked faintly. “I hadn’t planned on posing for Playgirl until later in my career.”

“Someone seems to be controlling us.” Cap bit out.

Spidey knew that there was a giggling mad man in another dimension holding dolls of all three of them, but had a hard time caring when one of his favorite fantasies was coming to life right in front of his eyes. He’d seen them both naked of course. He did work part time for the Avengers and there had been those times the Fantastic Four had called for an assist, but this was way different than the average locker room scene.

And a lot hotter for some reason.

His cheeks heat as he acknowledges that there’s no way he’s going to be able to hide his hard on. He peeks over at his comrades to see them staring at it. Well, crap. Was there really a way to talk yourself out a situation like this?

“Whoa! Look at that thing!” Johnny blurted.

Maybe he sounded just the slightest bit impressed?

“Are you… Enjoying this, Spiderman?” Asked Mr. All American.

That was a twitch down there! He knew it was. He had to admit, with results like this, he could kind of see what Mr. Cosmic got out of the whole “naked now” thing he had going on. If it weren’t for the fact that he was frozen in place he had the distinct feeling that his hands would be twitching. He really, really wanted to touch.

As though the thought was the trigger he needed, he took a stumbling step forward. It was like he’d just been given permission to do whatever he wanted. Actually, with what he knew that’s probably precisely what was happening.

“Sorry,” He says haltingly. “I just can’t stop. I have to…”

His knees hit the smooth rooftop and he nuzzles both of the cocks half erect in their nests. The raised material on his mask rasping ever so slightly causing a pleasurable friction on the nerve endings of the other men.

“Spiderman, I don’t know what’s going on, but you don’t have to…” Cap protests.

“I do, oh god, I do. Look at them sitting there. They’re practically begging me to.”

He wasn’t going to wait for more words telling him that he was wrong. He slid his hands under the mask and raised it half way. He ran the tip of his tongue over the flared head the Captain presented to him, and then Johnny’s. Damn, it was like there was a size requirement to be a hero in this town. He could happily say that neither of his companions would disappoint. Good thing he was a super hero. The boy in blue was still making noises, but he couldn’t even understand what was emerging.

He stopped making those noises when he was swallowed to the hilt, especially when that made the flaming boy start.

It was so good. He alternated so he could taste both of them at the same time. He loved running the tip of his tongue over that smooth spot right under the head, loved the way it made them tense and cry out. It was the desire he thought would never happen. Something kept in his head that wormed it’s way into reality. He brought a hand up to cup both of them, kneading and rubbing that sweet spot underneath.

They were getting close. He could feel the strain in their thighs and hear the needy pants. God, so hot! He wanted more. He wanted them wrapped tight and letting him know that this was what they wanted, but if this was all he got he’d take it.

It was nearly a dangerous collision when they were released. Spiderman whimpered when he felt them move fearing they would leave, but he wouldn’t stop them either. This had to be a choice they made now.

“Peter,” Someone whispered.

He looked up into two sets of worried blue eyes.

“Peter, please! Are you okay?” Johnny whispered.

“I don’t want to stop.” The needy whisper got out before he could stop it.

“Have you been drugged?” The Captain’s voice was also low and urgent.

“No.”

He could feel them talking above his head, but he was afraid to see the results. He’d been forcing them, and these were two people you just didn’t force. Not even if it was pleasure. He kept his head down and waited for the judgment. When hand reached under each arm he didn’t fight. He was going to do what ever he had to do to make things right, but it wasn’t fair when he’d been so close.

“What if things don’t stop?” Torch whispered hot in his ear.

There was a body in front and a body in back. His whole body shivered with need as three hard cocks were crushed into him. A tiny moan wormed it’s way out of his throat and floated on the air. It was all the permission they needed.

He was lifted effortlessly in Cap’s strong arms his hole slowly stretched to it’s limit as he slid down. He didn’t care, he wanted to go faster. He wanted that slamming pace. He wasn’t going to rip or tear, and he had covered the pole in spit. He squirmed and tried to rock his hips down. More, more, more!

He hadn’t realized he was chanting it until Cap whispered in his ear, “You have to get Torch ready first. Look, he’s waiting for you.”

His gut tightened and his hole flexed unconsciously, making the man behind him moan hot and hard. Johnny had found a metal air duct to lean over. It was probably blazing hot, but what did that matter to a man who literally set himself on fire? He just leaned over it with his ass in the air and looked over his shoulder with every appearance of enjoying the show.

It looked like they had something in common.

“We need to move closer.” Peter demanded.

It was nice to have a lover that didn’t even blink at the demand, but just walked over to their waiting partner. Johnny just smirked and leaned over further.

“Think you’re ready, Hot Stuff?”

He just gave another smirk and leaned down spreading his cheeks wide. It was a mouth watering sight. Peter reached behind and grabbed that thick neck.

“You gonna hold me, or are you gonna give it to me like I want it?”

“I decide how we go.” The deep voice rumbled.

“Domineering, I like it.” Johnny added.

The middle man shrugged and dropped down. His hands met hips as he plunged his tongue into that waiting hole. The movement had all three men groaning as Cap was shoved in just a little further and the wicked appendage wriggled in.

“Goddamn, I don’t think I’m going to last too long,” Torch whined.

“Hold it.” Cap demanded.

Peter nodded feathering little lick around the outside.

“Steve, you don’t know what you’re asking!”

“Together or we leave you out.” The man was firm as he slid further in his own hot hole.

Spidey slid two fingers in slick and fast. No one was going to be left out. He wanted to feel the hole clenching around him as he was filled to the brim. He hit Johnny’s prostate hard making the man writhe and dance on his hand. He left his tongue dancing around the rim as he slid a third in.

“Ready, ready! I am so ready!” Torch panted.

“Good,” Cap grunted, and walked forward.

Peter barely had time to get himself position as he was literally pushed in without help, and then dropped down so that his feet hit rooftop as he was crammed to bursting with hard flesh. There were no words, no breath, to match the need that had just been met, just sensation.

Steve wasn’t done, though. The man had to be made of iron as he drew back taking Spidey with him. He set the rhythm and maintained it as he kept them in a smooth stroking motion. Broken gasps and whines fell from the mouths below as his companions tried to find the breath to ask for more.

The pace slowly gained speed as he wrapped one strong arm around Peter’s torso, guiding the pace with his hips. It was like a train gaining speed as muscles bunched and flexed. A sharp, barked command had Torch’s hand glued to the metal under his head and waiting. His obedience was rewarded as a slight change in angle had Peter rubbing over his prostate with every plunge. There was gasping and cursing as all three fought to reach the pinnacle.

Captain America proved his worth as a leader when he leaned down and ordered, “Peter, come now.”

Lightning shot down his spine and he arched to an impossible degree screaming his completion to the sky. His cry was met and joined by the other two as a chain reaction was triggered.

A flock of disgruntled birds resettled as the trio fell to the rooftop exhausted. A silly little smile graced the lips of the involuntary nudist of the group. This was quite possibly the only good thing to have come out of this whole nightmare, but it made it all worth it. He was snuggled between to men he respected and cared for a great deal, and in the aftermath of mind blowing sex.

Johnny struggled and finally managed to turn over, “Hey, good lookin’, you meet men up here all the time or are we special?” he teased.

“You are,” Peter said shyly ask he kissed the soft lips in front of him. “It feels like I’ve been waiting forever for something like this to happen, but our work is too important jeopardize if someone got offended.”

“I thought about the same thing.” Steve confessed in his post-sex voice, which was sexy enough to merit it’s own kiss.

“You mean that we could have been boinking like rabbits on Viagra all this time, but we haven’t? Okay, one of these days we are going to talk about the communication breakdown.” Johnny declared expansively.

“But not today,” Peter said hastily. “I don’t think I’ve had more than ten hours of sleep in the last week and I am beat! If I’m going to have any hope of functioning tomorrow I have to get some.”

“I thought you just did.” Torch snickered.

Cap reached over and lazily thwapped him in the head. “He did, and so did you, but apparently we have yet to find a way to shut you up.”

“And you never will!”

“I’m seeing ball gags in your future.” Peter said through a yawn.

“That would mean we have to do this again.”

“I’m *yawn* up for it.”

“No objection here.”

“Sweet,” Johnny stretched out on his back and looked at the sky content to be where he was.

Spidey noticed his pants still around his ankles. In fact, he thought with a sleepy chuckle, no one had gotten their clothes off. God, he was tired. He had to get home. Stumbling to his feet, he gave a sleepy wave to his new lovers and tugged his pants up.

Cap and Torch lay there for a while longer content to bask in the aftermath, but superheroes were always in demand. One after the other their emergency signals went off, and they had to go. Cap was first and he reached a hand down for his companion. There was slight hysteria in the laughter of both men as they realized that their pants had disappeared.

“How did Spidey describe him again?” Johnny asked.

“”Blue cowl, red eyes, and now a collection of super hero pants,” Steve answered wryly.

“Good thing neither of us relies on a web then isn’t it?” Johnny laughed as he hid his nudity in a burst of flame.

The cosmic being absently waved his hand and encased both sets in glass on his wall. He pouted and narrowed his eyes. There wasn’t time right now, but the future. Oh, the future held it’s possibilities.

~o)0*0(o~

Peter Parker couldn’t keep the silly grin off his face as his costume went into it’s hiding place. Score one for the Science geek! They could say what they wanted, but it nice to realize that the nerd who couldn’t get a date in High School had just nailed not one but two of the hottest guys on the planet. It seemed that Mr. Cape and Cowl had actually done him a favor for once, and if he kept this up he might just have to thank the interfering bugger before he left.

He turned and threw himself against the wall as the devil was right there! Swallowing a few times to get his heart back into his chest where it belonged he tried to force his hands and feet to release the wall. They weren’t co-operating. He had to be tired, his personal nightmare had been right behind him and his senses hadn’t even twanged!

“Did you enjoy that, because I certainly did,” Mr. Smug Satisfaction said.

Peter couldn’t stop his own grin at the memory, “I believe I did. Why, did you want a thank you?”

“The time of my on’krelva is drawing to an end.” He said sadly.

The wall crawler eyed him suspiciously. If this was true then this was going in the official scrap book as the best day ever.

“You never really explained what an on’krelva is.”

Damn his scientific curiosity!

“It is hard to find an equivalent in your terms. This is a time of growth, yet a period of rest…”

“You mean you’re a minor?” Peter yelped.

“No. It is…” He pressed his index finger against the trapped man’s forehead. “Ah, yes! This is a mid-life crisis!”

“You mean an old man is flitting around the universe getting his rocks off by making me parade through the city mostly naked! Ew!”

“I am only old by Earth standards.” He said sticking out his tongue. “”This is merely a stage between development of maturity, a time of celebration before new learning begins.”

“That’s not a mid-life crisis, that’s Spring Break!”

“The term is not important.” He insisted, waving one hand in the air dismissively. “The importance is that it will soon be over and there is one thing left to do.”

“What, shake and say good luck with an all powerful eternity?” Peter asked hopefully.

“Well,” He said with a sly smile. “One of us is going to shake.”

A gesture had the hero climbing the wall until his crotch was a little lower than eye level. He shook his head frantically as the cowl finally fell revealing a smooth, ageless face leaning into his personal space. His breath froze in his lungs as soft lips encircled the flared head of his cock.

This wasn’t terrible.

As the man worked his way down a slick, slithery feeling slid around the flesh inside. It was rubbing the right spots and flickering at the same time. He gave in to the prediction and shuddered as pleasure rocked through his body. That thing, whatever it was, was rubbing against the slit right at the top like a snake tasting the air. He slammed his head back into the wall and groaned.

Every sense was focused on the feeling wracking his body. Soft lips, wet hole, magic, little blessed cosmic being thing that was making this the best thing ever! He started a little as the thing began to worm it’s way down the inside of his cock. It was… Well, it wasn’t bad. It didn’t hurt. It just felt weird?
Like there was pressure on the outside and the inside, and they were both making their way down.

The thing inside him reached the bottom just as he felt a nose in his short and curlies. It began to vibrate. Holy fucking Christ on crutches! It was like standing on a Tesla Coil. Bolts of electric pleasure exploded through his body rocketing him to climax again and again.

His release triggered his release from the wall and he fell into the waiting arms of his benefactor. His whole body remained limp as he was gently carried over to his bed and set down. His hair was pushed off his sweaty forehead and a kiss was pressed sweetly to his lips.

“I wish that I could spend more time with you,” He was told regretfully. “But it is time for me to return to my own dimension.”

“Wait… Wha?”

“I believe I will remember you for eternity.” He smiled. “Farewell, hero of the Earth.”

He stepped back and clapped his hands once, “Majiro”

The world went dark.

~o)0*0(o~

The End

I hope you all enjoyed that. ^_^

Embarrassment : The Musical ACT 2!

2008-09-12T01:59:00.000-07:00

At long last, here it is!
The second (and probably last) part of the Embarrassment Musical! ^_^
I hope you all enjoy it just as much as you enjoyed the first part.

As I mentioned in the videos credits, a lot of these clips were brought to my attention by my fellow embarrassment nudity enthusiast CHRISTOPH! ^_^
If it werent for him there would have been a lot more repeats in this video from the last one.
But i'd also like to take this time to point out that a few of these clips are from Snicks, a fellow blogger!
You should check his two blogs out.

Snicks Videos
Snicks Softies

Please enjoy my attempts at amusing you everyone! ^_^

Vintage Stripped and Embarrassed Loveliness!

2008-09-01T17:46:00.000-07:00

Some of you might recognize this delightful clip from my Embarrassment musical!
Well, i've had a few folks express an interest in it so here is the actual clip it'self!
It's so wonderfuly corny! XD
The story is...
Two guys were out camping and decided to go swimming, but nearby an alien lands and is on a mission to check out the local life-forms.
He sees the two men prepareing to go swimming and decides to study them more closely.
The guys freak out when they see the alien approaching so the alien sets his ray gun to freeze and zaps the guys. Now they cant move as the alien inspects them.
One of the guys fights the freeeze ray and attempts to attack the alien but the alien re-freezes him and then punishes the guys by ripping their shorts off and then setting his ray gun to Control and uses it to force on of the guys to put on a little show!
The alien grows bored of this (I wouldnt mind you, but then, the alien is not me) and starts to head back to his ship.
But now the freeze ray has worn off and the guys go after the alien!
The video ends with all three in a fight for the ray gun! Who will win?

Dose not every part of this video just seem like something I would come up with?
I love it!
Is it corny and old? YES! Thats one of the reasons I love it! XD
And I hope you all do as well!

A big thank you to a fellow lover of embarrassment nudity by the name of Christoph!
Twas he who origonally posted this video on a message board!
So everyone thank Christoph! ^_^

Sids Video Pic Collage 1

2008-08-29T22:53:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty sure that most of you have seen these pics somewhere before.
But I hope you'll find it amusing anyway.
So here is a video collage featureing various embarrassment themed pics, most of which I was invovled with in some way. Not all of them, just a lot of them.
Please enjoy! ^_^

And now for another announcment!
As you can see, the "sprites" of the various characters being stripped I have in the blogs title and in the sidebar now have a slightly better look to them.
So lets all give a big double thank you to the artist Heyohwhoa!
Not only was he the one who created these guys for me but he was also kind enough to re-edit them so that they fit into my blogs layout better!
Thank you Heyohwhoa!!! ^_^

Half naked dancing elves!

2008-08-20T19:06:00.000-07:00

There is nothing in this posts title I didn't like! XD

Why am I doing this?
Well for a few reasons actually.

1. These Caramelldansen things are just so damn mesmerizing!
2. I love Humbugeds characters and am glad to advertise his blog!
3. Dancing muscly elves in underwear! Whats not to like?
4. It looks like Cyl forced Keric to strip down and join him in the dance, and Kerics lovely blush makes this a fitting piece for my embarrassment fetish!

Watch it and love it!!! XD

More wonderfulness can be found at Humbugeds blog, The Humplex!

And be on the look out for the next chapter in Humbugeds extremely hot Flash Game series. Keric's Komplex!

Musical clips info

2008-08-04T23:25:00.000-07:00

Ok, some folks were requesting info on each of the clips I used in the Embarrassment Musical. So I'll list the source of each clip below (If I know it).

This is a collection of screenshots from the musical. Each clip is represented in it and each have a number underneath it.
If you want to know the soucre of that clip than match it's number up with the number in the title list below the screenshot pic to discover it's source.

1. Sex in the City (TV Show)
2. Buying The Cow (Movie)
3. Unknown (It was from a video montage)
4. Beefcake (Movie)
5. Unknown (Although I know it's from a British TV Show)
6. Last Dance (Movie)
7. Get Over It (Movie)
8. 3 Ninjas Kick Back (Movie)
9. Dr. Who (TV Show)
10. Night Stand (TV Show, actually this is a blooper from that show)
11. M&M Minis Commercial
12. Commercial for some Sony product
13. A Beef Jerkey Commercial
14. VERY Old Gay Erotica
15. Stonewall & Riot (CG Porn)
16. The Strip (TV Show from New Zealand)
17. Also from The Strip.
18. Stripped for a Laugh (British Softcore Gay Porn)
19. The Nude Bomb (Movie)
20. Bleed (Movie)
21. Tomcats (Movie)
22. Heatseeker (Movie)
23. Drop Dead Fred (Movie)
24. The Accidental Spy (Movie)
25. Meet Prince Charming (Movie)
26. Random video of a guy being pantsed by his friend.
27. Unknown (I know the naked man with the towel is an athlete but thats all)
28. Wrestlemania X (Wrestler Shawn Michales having his butt exposed)
29. How The West Was Naked (Softcore Erotica from Sharpshooter Studios)
30. Samurai Fantasy (Animated Gay Porn TRYING to look like anime)
31. The Nude Bomb (Same as #19)
32. A Commercial for laundry detergent.
33. Unknown (I think it's from some bad 80's sex comedy)
34. Brotherly Love (TV Show)
35. I'll Be Home For Christmas (Movie)
36. The Road to Wellville (Movie)
37. Unknown (It's from a Thai movie)
38. Unknown (Yet another unknown asian movie)
39. Eurotrip (Movie)
40. Another REALLY old Gay Erotica
41. Stripped for a Laugh (Same as #18)
42. Sixty Million Dollar Man (A comedy film from Hong Kong)
43. Dead Silence (Movie)
44. The Heavenly Kid (Movie)
45. A Home Video that's been on various "Americas Funniest" shows, usualy censored.
46. Buckleroos (Gay Porn)
47. Meatballs (Movie)
48. Romeo and Juliet (One of many film versions of the play, from 1968)
49. Joseph Andrews (Movie)
50. College (A soon to be released film staring Drake Bell)

Well, there we go. I hope that was informative enough for you all. Heh heh.
Let me know if you want to know anything else or if you have info on the clips I have listed as "Unknown".
Enjoy. ^_^

Embarrassment : The Musical

2008-07-31T00:14:00.000-07:00

Everyone knows I love to see guys in embarrassing situations that more often than not involve them losing there clothes.
So it shouldn't be too hard to imagine that I have collected various video clips that suit this fetish of mine.
And now I have decided to put them to good use! ^_^
Recently I thought that it was way past time for me to learn how to use Windows Movie Maker.
So here is my first serious attempt at making a video with Movie Maker.
I present to you...

Embarrassment : The Musical

Yes!
There is a reason why the Cantonese version of "Anything Goes" from the
"Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" soundtrack was used.
The results of a recent game I played on Y!Gallery said that this version of "Anything Goes" is what best describes my life.
Heh heh. It was quite amusing at the time, but then I thought "Hey! That's a great choice for a music video!"
And thus the Embarrassment Musical was born.

I really hope you all got a laugh out of this.
And if you found it sexy...well...Welcome To The "Embarrassment Fetish" Family!

^_^

Total Drama Embarrassment!

2008-07-29T22:54:00.000-07:00

Have you all heard of a cartoon called "Total Drama Island"?
Well now you have! XD
It's a Canadian cartoon that just started showing on Cartoon Network a little while ago.
And...well...what it has taught me is....Canadian cartoons can get away with a lot of stuff!
One of my favorite things they do is they have at least one guy lose his clothes/dignity like every third episode.
So here are some examples of the fine embarrassment scenes this show from our Canadian friends gives us!

Did you all enjoy that?
I hope so, and I hope that you'll give this show a chance.
Not just for the embarrassment scenes (although that's what sold me on it) but because it's a genuinely funny!
Here's it's Wikipedia entry.
Read up and learn to love it. ^_^

PS
And yes, I'm hoping to make posting videos a more common occurrence here in Sids Corner.

First Post!

2008-07-28T23:54:00.000-07:00

Well here we are!
A new blog, and it's time to get some posts up.
And what better way to celebrate my return to blogging than by ripping the seat of Spider-mans pants off?

Thats right, there is nothing better!
Enjoy yall! ^_^